Strangest/Weirdest/Most Random things people have said to you?

phantom_lord · 03-12-2009 04:06AM

a girl left this on my wall on facebook earlier

hit http://knitty.com/ISSUEfall04/PATThallowig.html.
suits you sir

--Kaiser-- · 03-12-2009 10:05AM

A Russian guy in a park asking me if I knew the difference between tangent and co-tangent

signostic · 03-12-2009 10:25AM

Had an old man one time who rang my phone number twice by mistake (dialled incorrect number and got mine) both times I told him he has the wrong number. On ringing my phone the third time I again told him he had the wrong number to which he replied " its not me who has the wrong number its you who has the wrong number" and promptly hung up.

IvySlayer · 03-12-2009 10:28AM

My mate came up to me and said 'I'll fight ya for your socks'

c - 13 · 03-12-2009 11:05AM

Having a quiet pint in the local bar with a friend of mine and a "member of the traveling community" comes up throws a E2 coin on the table, points at me and starts shouting "Come on, ill fight ya for two eura". Queue bemused looks from me.

One of his friends came over and brought him away and then came back over and sat down with us and started giving out to me in a headmaster-like manner about why I shouldn't be starting fights with his friend.

Blisterman · 03-12-2009 11:32AM

A couple weeks ago I went to buy Train Tickets

Me:"Single to London Please"
Ticket Seller: "Hey, you look just like Macauly Culkin."
Me: "Ok..Can I have the ticket please"

MrStuffins · 03-12-2009 11:36AM

Blisterman wrote: »

A couple weeks ago I went to buy Train Tickets

Me:"Single to London Please"
Ticket Seller: "Hey, you look just like Macauly Culkin."
Me: "Ok..Can I have the ticket please"

Kevin?

biko · 03-12-2009 12:35PM

(23:52) naᴛaıeeıovesᴊame: well, like its hard to explain, can i ring you
(23:53) ›› . . .т σ м: im watchin waterloo road.

Hot tip, when a girl wants to ring you, don't admit to watch soaps

Also, isn't it easier to speak on the phone while watching than keeping your eyes on a PC screen?

OT, I'm often approached by drunks for some reason so hear all kinds of weird stuff from them. When I think of one I'll get back to you.

uch · 03-12-2009 12:42PM

How's your Liver ?

Stella777 · 03-12-2009 07:24PM

looking at my baby.."He's adorable. Which country did you adopt him from?"

I have a pretty vivid memory of giving birth to him and I think he looks a lot like me, so..?

Nolanger · 03-12-2009 07:32PM

One wan*er in work used to always ask me "how's your sister?" Only stopped when I said he can have her phone number ask her himself!

Rebelheart · 03-12-2009 07:55PM

c - 13 wrote: »

Having a quiet pint in the local bar with a friend of mine and a "member of the traveling community" comes up throws a E2 coin on the table, points at me and starts shouting "Come on, ill fight ya for two eura". Queue bemused looks from me.

One of his friends came over and brought him away and then came back over and sat down with us and started giving out to me in a headmaster-like manner about why I shouldn't be starting fights with his friend.

Hehehe. You paint the scene very well; you should be a writer. *bemused*

Reminds me of this auld cousin of mine who's thick as pigsh!te, has a neck like a jockey's bollocks but is full of plámás and one day we were in Quinn's of Drumcondra before the match and one of my sister's was working behind the bar and a fella came up to the counter and was making comments about the sister's boobs. So mo dhuine turned around to him and says: What are you saying about me cousin? Wha? You're not so tough now etc etc. Anyway, the littleish fella who made the comment let the cousin's anger fall down on him - and then turned on him and says "Do u want me to hammer the living sh!te out of you inside or outside?" And the cousin, taken aback, put his big arm on your man's shoulder and with a big amiable laugh says, 'Ah sure I'm only messin' We're all Irish here, aren't we. Let me buy you a pint.' Classic.

Hilarious to watch him in action.

Midnight_EG · 03-12-2009 08:19PM

M'lovely.....really Tom?

NO FUCKING WONDER!

You know what about ¬_¬

Bigdeadlydave · 03-12-2009 08:23PM

The other day I was on the lift in a shopping center heading for the ground floor. I was alone in the lift and it stopped on the 3rd floor. The door opened and revealed a really fat old man, who promptly looked at me and said "Hello Mr Tyler....... going down?" winked and whistled "love in an elevator" the whole way down!
Was pretty funny now I look back on it...

Acacia · 03-12-2009 09:09PM

Was followed home by some weirdo and he asked me, "Can I try on your shoes, they're really nice?". Eh, no...

brummytom · 03-12-2009 09:14PM

Naos wrote: »

Tom, kido - I like ya and all but you're an idiot.

She wants you.

Ah if only, she's fit as fcuk.. but has a boyfriend

:pac:

Sheepy99 · 03-12-2009 10:44PM

brummytom wrote: »

I've just had a rather strange conversation with this girl;

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Now what the fuckity fuck is she on?!! Strange

And I had the woman behind the counter at Tesco say to me last month
"Is this an air raid?"
*silence*
"Erm.. would you like a bag?"

The Fourth Kind.

brummytom · 03-12-2009 10:47PM

Sheepy99 wrote: »

The Fourth Kind.

Pardon?

To The North · 03-12-2009 10:53PM

technically this wasn't said to me, but about me, but i heard it!

was in a pub one night standing chatting away, having a drink when these two guys who were next to me, not realising i was aware/could hear them, looked in my direction then one of them said "small boobs, but i'd do her". :rolleyes:

To The North · 03-12-2009 10:59PM

and holy crap i almost forgot i was walking down the street the other day when this guy stopped in his tracks and pointed at me saying "it's her, from that film, it's carrie, it's carrie!"

i can only assume he meant this carrie and now am highly paranoid that i resemble a supernatural killer

robbie_998 · 03-12-2009 11:01PM

brummytom wrote: »

Ah if only, she's fit as fcuk.. but has a boyfriend :pac:

why should that get in the way :pac::pac::pac:

brummytom · 03-12-2009 11:03PM

robbie_998 wrote: »

why should that get in the way :pac::pac::pac:

It doesn't, my face does

Ahh shiit I need to text her

robbie_998 · 03-12-2009 11:26PM

brummytom wrote: »

It doesn't, my face does

Ahh shiit I need to text her

they might have a cream for that :pac:

Sheepy99 · 03-12-2009 11:40PM

brummytom wrote: »

Pardon?

yeah, you heard me.

brummytom · 03-12-2009 11:43PM

Sheepy99 wrote: »

yeah, you heard me.

/cries

MizzLolly · 03-12-2009 11:45PM

A homeless man told me that he wished he had a scalpel so that he could cut my lung out and not die from cancer.

newmills · 03-12-2009 11:50PM

I was in portugal a few years ago....walking back to my apartment i met a weird looking man carrying a small blonde girl under his arm.. he looked at me and in a great fast show accent he said "you ain't seen me....right"

razorblunt · 04-12-2009 12:30AM

Was on the Dublin to Cork train before, sitting across from some woman claiming to be a surgeon or something, mad as a bag of cats, the train stopped by The Glen just as it goes through a tunnel for that short spell, I was looking out the window at one of those ESB boxes, when she said "Do you ever wonder how they get so much power....<pause> Saddam Hussein and the likes"

Then told me how much I looked like John O'Shea especially when I smiled, I had to laugh in her face at that one!

BlackMamba · 04-12-2009 12:58AM

Phone rings one afternoon
Me: Hello?
Woman: Is Bernie there??
Me: Sorry wrong number.
Woman: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, Bernie doesn't live here?
Woman:......Are you sure????

*hang up the phone*

Strangest thing was she kept ringing back for about 4 months looking for Bernie!!
Wonder did she ever get Bernie's number........

woggas · 04-12-2009 01:18AM

To The North wrote: »

technically this wasn't said to me, but about me, but i heard it!

was in a pub one night standing chatting away, having a drink when these two guys who were next to me, not realising i was aware/could hear them, looked in my direction then one of them said "small boobs, but i'd do her". :rolleyes:

is that what they're calling it now?;)

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