What would you say to Bertie Ahern...

Sizzler · 01-12-2009 09:46PM

I would say "You werent very good at your job were you?"

Sums it up nicely I think.

RMD · 01-12-2009 09:49PM

Fair play to ya Bertie, you've pissed off AH better than any supertroll ever could.

Yes, he wouldn't have a clue what I'm talking about, but those would be my exact words.

rednik · 01-12-2009 09:49PM

You jammy bas*ard.

The_Kew_Tour · 01-12-2009 09:51PM

hmmm I prob tell him he knows fook all about sport

thatsa spicy · 01-12-2009 09:54PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You wanker, you presided over an unprecedented period of prosperity yet you managed to leave the country in the shít.

You did this by never never never confronting anyone anytime anywhere.

You caved in to every fcuking vested interest and moved the deck chairs around the Titanic, while cultivating a coterie of liggers, wideboys, three card trick artists and fcuking minor 'celebrities.

GTFOOH

plus a fcuking million

sky88 · 01-12-2009 09:55PM

id say you where better then the new guy

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 01-12-2009 09:58PM

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I'd congratulate him on being a clever snake, because a lot of people seem to think this recession started with ol' Biffo. The previous 10 years have nothing to do with it apparently.

Yes, I agree. I'd blame the Minsiter for Finance for the boom years. What's his name again....?

Oh...

Nolanger · 01-12-2009 10:01PM

Did actually meet him - he walked up to me a few years back at the end of Grafton St to shake my hand with the cameras behind him - kept both hands in my pockets!

robbie_998 · 01-12-2009 10:06PM

"Where's me jumper ?" :pac:

phasers · 01-12-2009 10:09PM

I love Bertie

Sheepy99 · 01-12-2009 10:19PM

I would say something like "Please Bertie, invest in a strong sturdy rope and hang yourself" or else something like "you fat ****in basterd go kill yourself you waste of space you were adopted and arn't wanted in the world you corrupt , ugly , mentally retarded looking PENGUIN".

squod · 01-12-2009 10:19PM

Wicknight wrote: »

I wouldn't say anything to Bertie.........

I would on the other hand like to give every single person who voted him into office a smack in the mouth.

It took a load of fuhken cuhnts to vote him passed the post.

zootroid · 01-12-2009 10:21PM

How does it feel to have mortgaged the future of every person in Ireland?

Oh, and you're a f*ckin c*nt

Rebelheart · 01-12-2009 10:26PM

Sheepy99 wrote: »

I would say something like "Please Bertie, invest in a strong sturdy rope and hang yourself" or else something like "you fat ****in basterd go kill yourself you waste of space you were adopted and arn't wanted in the world you corrupt , ugly , mentally retarded looking PENGUIN".

Oh yeah, I forgot about that: this is the same Patrick Bartholomew Ahern who told those who were questioning his economic policies before the crash (July 2007) to go off and commit suicide. Classy little fellow indeed is this Professor Patrick Bartholomew Ahern (NUI Maynooth)

http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0704/economy.html

we'llallhavetea_old · 01-12-2009 10:28PM

i'd probably say nothing, keep walking, the same way i do with every other stranger...

galwayrush · 01-12-2009 10:30PM

I think he's a gob****e but i still wouldn't be rude to him.

ascanbe · 01-12-2009 10:49PM

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I'd congratulate him on being a clever snake, because a lot of people seem to think this recession started with ol' Biffo. The previous 10 years have nothing to do with it apparently.

Yeah. Of course he's being ably abetted in this fiction by the Irish Independent/Sunday Independent; in fact they're doing pretty much all the work on his behalf.
Their main concern, of course, isn't really the legacy of Bertie Ahern; it's an attempt to cover their arses after they implicitly supported him over the last ten years and did so explicitly before the last election.
Brian Cowen, naturally, is the fall guy in this narrative; all ills can be traced back to his assuming the mantle of Taoiseach.
The sad thing is that so many are willing to believe this and still buy this rag; where they can read the thoughts of the aforementioned Senator Eoghan Harris.

orourkeda · 01-12-2009 10:52PM

Do you use brasso for your neck?

sparkling sea · 01-12-2009 10:52PM

Bertie had a book signing in Waterford on Monday and crowds turned up to it, all fans it would seem.

Headline for the article in the local paper stated "Bertie still has 'em eating out of his hand".

Says it all really. You get what you deserve. It would make you want to cry. I think I'll get a tissue.

stepbar · 01-12-2009 10:55PM

How about....... "Bertie, you're a boll0x"

jumpguy · 01-12-2009 10:59PM

Bertie....you've got to introduce me to your close friends!

stepbar · 01-12-2009 11:00PM

jumpguy wrote: »

Bertie....you've got to introduce me to your close friends!

Hi, I'm Paddy the Plaster! I've got a horse don't you know!

tony1kenobi · 01-12-2009 11:01PM

diverdriver wrote: »

What would you say to Bertie Ahern if you met him at some point?

Why are you standing in my garden?

01-12-2009 11:03PM

Pontificating bastard.

DaveSlats · 01-12-2009 11:07PM

Any chance of a dig out?

Hollyg'lightly · 01-12-2009 11:12PM

You have timing down to a fine art along with thanks for spend spend spending like a child with their Communion money in a sweet shop, now we've got nothing for a rainy day, thanks Bert.

Sheepy99 · 01-12-2009 11:15PM

galwayrush wrote: »

I think he's a gob****e but i still wouldn't be rude to him.

Well you sir are a gentleman.

Senna · 01-12-2009 11:30PM

I'd love to say i'd be cool and clam and tell him what i though of him, but blind rage would take over, it would just be a string of expletives and afterward i'd regret not taking a swing at him.

ballsymchugh · 01-12-2009 11:36PM

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I'd congratulate him on being a clever snake, because a lot of people seem to think this recession started with ol' Biffo. The previous 10 years have nothing to do with it apparently.

and for being there for the signing of the good friday agreeement, even though the hardest of the work was done long before he got a sniff of taoiseach.
i'd ask him how come he can't get a tax clearance certificate (which everyone seeking to take a seat in the dail is meant to have) in years while i got mine in 3 weeks. odd that!

FunnyStuff · 01-12-2009 11:45PM

AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH..............WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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