What would you say to Bertie Ahern...

diverdriver · 01-12-2009 12:59PM #1

if you met him at some point? One day I'm sure I will meet him and will have an opportunity to tell him what I think of him and what he personally has inflicted on this country.

Keep it to a sound byte, clean and to the point. I promise I will use it, in front of TV cameras if neccessary. But of course anyone can use it if they see him.

Any ideas?

ANXIOUS · 01-12-2009 01:01PM

I would defo mention something in my sig.

BennyLava · 01-12-2009 01:07PM

Can I have Paddy the Plasterer's number? I hear he's a good man to know if you need a few bob, no questions asked

Darsad · 01-12-2009 01:09PM

Slopping out is at 8 am Bubba your new cell mate will show you the ropes wont you dear !

Biggins · 01-12-2009 01:28PM

"How can you show your face in public after all the barefaced lies you might have told?"

Diarmuid · 01-12-2009 01:33PM

**** you, you ******* corrupt ******. you ****

FlutterinBantam · 01-12-2009 01:44PM

You wanker, you presided over an unprecedented period of prosperity yet you managed to leave the country in the shít.

You did this by never never never confronting anyone anytime anywhere.

You caved in to every fcuking vested interest and moved the deck chairs around the Titanic, while cultivating a coterie of liggers, wideboys, three card trick artists and fcuking minor 'celebrities.

GTFOOH

InReality · 01-12-2009 01:51PM

I really hope someone comes up with a good remark and it gets on the news.

Very unlikely to have any effect on the tosser himself though of course.

"Why did you waste billions of our money" ?

"You are a coward"

"You were 10 years in power and did nothing"

peasant · 01-12-2009 01:56PM

One well aimed measure of spittle says more than a thousand words

Cookie_Monster · 01-12-2009 02:00PM

I wouldn't even bother saying a word to him. I'd just punch him in the face

Ostrom · 01-12-2009 02:04PM

Get out of our college. You do not now, nor will you ever meet the standards of professor. Your appointment is an insult to the good men and women whose life achievements and services have been honoured with with title before you.

Leslie91 · 01-12-2009 02:07PM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

I wouldn't even bother saying a word to him. I'd just punch him in the face

I'd have a few choice words then punch him in that big fat red nose, and say take dat!!!.

Some of the above have already covered most of what I am thinking.

I'd also tell him to go F himself and never ever to run for president. We are already committed to paying you for over 50 effin years and all u did was bring catastrophic ruin down on this nation. U are a wimp, u bought off everybody who got upset, be it vested interests, the IRA, the unions, the banks.

U don't deserve a penny of the taxpayers money. Get Paddy and the lads to keep you u effin bolli%.

Zombrex · 01-12-2009 02:15PM

I wouldn't say anything to Bertie (I've already met him).

I would on the other hand like to give every single person who voted him into office a smack in the mouth.

FlutterinBantam · 01-12-2009 02:15PM

Leslie91 wrote: »

I'd have a few choice words then punch him in that big fat red nose, and say take dat!!!.

Some of the above have already covered most of what I am thinking.

I'd also tell him to go F himself and never ever to run for president. We are already committed to paying you for over 50 effin years and all u did was bring catastrophic ruin down on this nation. U are a wimp, u bought off everybody who got upset, be it vested interests, the IRA, the unions, the banks.

U don't deserve a penny of the taxpayers money. Get Paddy and the lads to keep you u effin bolli%.

Can assure you Les that Paddy and Charlie will drop him like a wet shíte off a shovel as they realise he can't 'look after' them anymore.

That you can be assured of;)

diverdriver · 01-12-2009 02:58PM

There's a couple I like already, but without the F words. It has to be broadcastable, (to coin a word) and don't hit him. That will only gain sympathy for him. Biggins suggestion for a brief moment and flutterinbantam for a longer rant.

Scofflaw · 01-12-2009 03:05PM

Moved to AH.

moderately,
Scofflaw

Meeja Ireland · 01-12-2009 03:09PM

"Are you worried that your reputation will be damaged by an association with Maynooth? I heard there's a lot of priests there."

Rebelheart · 01-12-2009 03:13PM

Ah now, leave Professor Ahern alone or that other great statesman Senator Eoghan Harris will be after you.

geeky · 01-12-2009 03:13PM

Say "ah Bertie," with a smile, letting him drop his guard and come in with his big grin for a handshake. Look down at his hand, and back up, saying: "You are a disgusting human being on every level."

You'd be a national hero.

tellmewhy · 01-12-2009 03:16PM

Well Bertie I hear your still interested in a run for the park . The legal challenges by others and the ensuing delay in relasing the Mahon report wouldnt have anything to do with this would it ! :rolleyes:

Dannyboy83 · 01-12-2009 03:17PM

Why Bertie?
People trusted you.
Why did you betray them?
Why?

Biggins · 01-12-2009 03:18PM

Rebelheart wrote: »

Ah now, leave Professor Ahern alone or that other great statesman Senator Eoghan Harris will be after you.

There's a scary thought! :eek:

xzanti · 01-12-2009 03:23PM

What was the name of the horse?

Biggins · 01-12-2009 03:23PM

xzanti wrote: »

What was the name of the horse?

Shergar?
That like his memory, went missing too!

R0ot · 01-12-2009 03:27PM

Put down the fork, fat man.

Handsome Bob · 01-12-2009 03:33PM

I'd congratulate him on being a clever snake, because a lot of people seem to think this recession started with ol' Biffo. The previous 10 years have nothing to do with it apparently.

Biggins · 01-12-2009 03:37PM

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I'd congratulate him on being a clever snake, because a lot of people seem to think this recession started with ol' Biffo. The previous 10 years have nothing to do with it apparently.

Spot on.

How in gods name a Dublin college wants to make his a professor is beyond me!
..and there is FF (which he is still a member of and still a sitting td) starving the education institutes, hitting the students/parents in the wallets and more is on the way!

Fighting Irish · 01-12-2009 04:06PM

Bertie ****ed up but so did most of the people in the country
But at least Bertie came out of this with money and no debt

PS i've no love for Bertie

niceirishfella · 01-12-2009 04:09PM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

I wouldn't even bother saying a word to him. I'd just punch him in the face

+1 , and then empty my bladder on him.

Rebelheart · 01-12-2009 04:10PM

Biggins wrote: »

Spot on.

How in gods name a Dublin college wants to make his a professor is beyond me!
..and there is FF (which he is still a member of and still a sitting td) starving the education institutes, hitting the students/parents in the wallets and more is one the way!

NUI Maynooth has embarrassed itself hugely here. What sort of leaders do they have to even think of asking that reprehensible little man to tarnish its name.

Rebelheart · 01-12-2009 04:21PM

Fighting Irish wrote: »

Bertie ****ed up but so did most of the people in the country
But at least Bertie came out of this with money and no debt

PS i've no love for Bertie

No, he deceived on a massive scale, he followed the people rather than led them, among many corrupt actions he refused to pass basic environmental legislation that would cause expense to his financial supporters in the building industry but which is now costing tens of thousands of homeowners a fortune in refitting, he expressly used fiscal public policy to fuel the lethal and unjustified house boom which we are now all paying for, he bought off people before election time even though he was acutely aware that the state couldn't afford it, that such actions were bad policy.

Like Caligula himself, he openly appointed to lucrative public office sycophants such as Eoghan Harris as a reward for publicly praising him before an election, despite that individual possessing no characteristic that would give service to the Irish people. Talk about giving the two fingers to the Irish electorate. That's even before we get to his blank cheque writing activity as Treasurer of Fianna Foul.

Patrick Bartholomew Ahern can only be ethically and morally repellant to any person who values honesty and integrity in Irish public life.

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