How wrong is it to find your cousin hot?

MarkR · 29-11-2009 09:07AM

Up the bum, no harm done.

*Always wanted to say that*

Sheepy99 · 29-11-2009 01:09PM

so wrong you'll never understand.

kraggy · 29-11-2009 01:37PM

I still don't get this.

How is she your cousin but you're not blood-related?

If you're not blood related, then there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Atavan-Halen · 29-11-2009 01:45PM

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

The fúck happened to E)?

I ate it. OM NOM NOM

Srsly though, It depends on how close you would be and how you and your cousin feel about it. I'd never be able to do anything (y'know) with a family member, blood related or not. Even if my cousin was *sigh* Megan Fox. *prepares for "OMG WTF?!" type replies.

Sheepy99 · 29-11-2009 01:58PM

dont do it, thats yucky.

TechnoPool · 29-11-2009 02:10PM

what about your parents cousins kids? how does that pan out.

could have happened a long time ago but any sort of hinkling of a relation is a no no for me!

ToniTuddle · 29-11-2009 02:14PM

I'm still finding out about second and third and even FOURTH cousins.
My mum says her memory is going but she can remember all of them!

As for my scottish cousins, don't even know the majority of the first ones, let alone the rest of them.... so I'll avoid Scottish men from now on

Ohhh the Irish cousins.......maybe she just doesn't want me dating any of them and simply tells me they are my cousin... O.O

Fizman · 29-11-2009 02:32PM

I must admit, I too have several cousins who I'd love to corrupt. :pac:

figs86 · 29-11-2009 02:41PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

Were not blood related, only by law.

dlofnep wrote: »

How is she not blood related? How does that work?

Ferris_Bueller wrote: »

Sorry could just be missing something totally obvious, but how can you have a cousin who isnt blood related to you?

Chris Fudge wrote: »

But thats blood cousins.. I'm not related to her tbh. Only by law

kraggy wrote: »

I still don't get this.

How is she your cousin but you're not blood-related?

Does not compute!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin
"In kinship terminology, a cousin is a relative with whom one shares a common ancestor. The term blood relative can be used synonymously, and underlines the existence of a genetic link."

So if they're your cousin (and not adopted), YOU ARE BLOOD RELATIVES AND WILL PRODUCE SPIDER BABIES!

opinion guy · 29-11-2009 03:27PM

TechnoPool wrote: »

what about your parents cousins kids? how does that pan out.

could have happened a long time ago but any sort of hinkling of a relation is a no no for me!

Like I said before....this is Ireland. Most people have slept with their parents cousins kids and didn't even know it....

Ahoy! · 29-11-2009 03:49PM

kraggy wrote: »

The gardai found all 16,000 of them in Dublin yesterday.

:pac: nice one

Chris Fudge · 29-11-2009 05:55PM

Ok, I got me some roofies. I'm going in.

(That's sarcasm if you didin't get it)

But yeah, I ain't gonna do anything with her. Not at all. Like I said. She's hot, noting more.

Alan_007_ · 29-11-2009 07:26PM

MarkR wrote: »

Up the bum, no harm done.

*Always wanted to say that*

Up the fanny yore ma's a granny/grand aunt

Duggy747 · 29-11-2009 08:08PM

kraggy wrote: »

The gardai found all 16,000 of them in Dublin yesterday.

That's a serious scag waiting to happen!

Capt'n Midnight · 29-11-2009 10:11PM

johndaman66 wrote: »

What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

I remember a cautionary tale about a remote village where there was no new blood and unspeakable things happened and there was a lot of competition for the position of village idiot. Even to this day locals check for relatedness when chatting up.

*shudders*

Can't remember the exact name though, something like Howth

Capt'n Midnight · 29-11-2009 10:11PM

Maybe you should get here a dvd for Christmas
Elvis , he was the king.

though stay away from this one it's hammertime

It can get out of hand though remember WWI involved a bit of infighting between cousins and their empires.

AckwelFoley · 29-11-2009 10:15PM

Id **** my cousin

I hope that gives you some perspective OP

spfeno · 29-11-2009 10:33PM

pebbles21 wrote: »

Does she live on the same site as you?

If she does then its fine!;)

ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Fago! · 29-11-2009 11:12PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard.

He he. It's hard.

Well with huge "You know whats" I'm not surprised.

ToniTuddle · 29-11-2009 11:45PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

Well with huge "You know whats" I'm not surprised.

Regular sized ones can produce the same reaction!!

30-11-2009 12:30AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I remember a cautionary tale about a remote village where there was no new blood and unspeakable things happened and there was a lot of competition for the position of village idiot. Even to this day locals check for relatedness when chatting up.

*shudders*

Can't remember the exact name though, something like Howth

Shelbyville?

argosy2006 · 30-11-2009 12:42AM

someone please explain how he is related to her? is it his mom or dads sisters or brothers daughter? or some distance cousin,,,,,cant imagine his mom been glad to see her son getting it on with her neice

ToniTuddle · 30-11-2009 12:51AM

He isn't blood related!!

Some uncle or aunt could have re-married to someone who has a daughter.
Or an aunt or uncle adopted.

jenny2hat · 30-11-2009 01:04AM

If she's hot...who wants to be right?

congo_90 · 30-11-2009 01:18AM

marko91 wrote: »

haha i would but im afraid she is on boards or someone she knows is and will see:eek:

CianRyan · 30-11-2009 05:33AM

congo_90 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwwwgzbdMgg

Let me get that for you.

Fago! · 30-11-2009 04:15PM

Karsini wrote: »

Shelbyville?

SHELBYVILLE!!!! *shakes fist*

RichTea · 30-11-2009 04:28PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I remember a cautionary tale about a remote village where there was no new blood and unspeakable things happened and there was a lot of competition for the position of village idiot. Even to this day locals check for relatedness when chatting up.

*shudders*

Can't remember the exact name though, something like Howth

Cough *Rush* cough

How wrong is it to find your cousin hot?

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