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What's your prefered method for getting stuff out of the toaster that gets stuck in t

  • 28-11-2009 04:40AM
    #1
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭


    Do you use a knife?
    Do you use a fork?

    I use a knife though somtimes I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.


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  • #2
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    plastic grabby things


  • #3
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,193 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    What do you get stuck in the toaster? I mean seriously?


  • #4
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Never, ever use a fork. Have you not heard of fork lightning?



    Use a knife, stainless steel works best.


  • #5
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Turn it upside down and shake the shit out of it.












    Toasted poo in the morning, better than napalm.


  • #6
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    tweezers


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    laugh wrote: »
    Turn it upside down and shake the shit out of it.

    I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT.

    srysly, that's insane.

    There'd be toaster dust all over the place!


  • #8
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    laugh wrote: »
    Turn it upside down and shake the shit out of it.

    Then get really annoyed at it for making you lose control.


  • #9
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    I tried a holistic method of letting the bread see the more inherent beauty of being eaten.

    Then the grill kicked the **** out of me.


  • #10
    This_Years_Love
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭This_Years_Love


    Use a fork. Forks are better than knives for that. But remember to unplug the toaster first. Don't use anything plastic. It would melt.


  • #11
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    throw it into a basin of water.


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  • #12
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Plug out, Knife in.

    I'm cautious me.


  • #13
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT.

    srysly, that's insane.

    There'd be toaster dust all over the place!

    not if it has a toaster dust collector in the bottom, you just slide it out and empty all the toast dust!


  • #14
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

    A classic.


  • #15
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Do you use a knife?
    Do you use a fork?

    I use a knife though somtimes I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

    I didnt even read that last part,
    thats exactly what I do with scones, there too small to pick out, they break easily too


  • #16
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I <3 scones but in a toaster they will break your heart, always get stuck and break up when you try to retrieve them.

    Also, the bottom half of a burger bun, I just sit it on top of the toaster rather than put it in as you probably won't get it out intact.


  • #17
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    the scones with the raisins, toasted with some butter. if its just normal scones ill put some butter and jam on them

    I hate when the bread is too long for the toaster and you turn it upside down and put it in a second time and forget to manually cancel a min later and it gets all burnt


  • #18
    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,093 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Do you use a knife?
    Do you use a fork?

    I use a knife though somtimes I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

    Girlfriend works every time (Toaster is very near the sink).

    /I'll get me coat


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Also, the bottom half of a burger bun, I just sit it on top of the toaster rather than put it in as you probably won't get it out intact.

    Excellent idea.


  • #20
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Frada and TheZohan are one and the same


  • #21
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    the scones with the raisins, toasted with some butter. if its just normal scones ill put some butter and jam on them

    I hate when the bread is too long for the toaster and you turn it upside down and put it in a second time and forget to manually cancel a min later and it gets all burnt
    Oh god, just happened to me. I made the effort of reaching down to the freezer and picking out 2 slices of bread. After a min I got excited and popped them early but they weren't done so I reset them but forgot that the toaster can't tell when toast is done so they turned black :( I ate them but they were awful


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  • #22
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Frada and TheZohan are one and the same

    Elaborate.


  • #23
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    TheZohan wrote: »


    Use a knife, stainless steel works best.

    Op, if you happen to try this, get a mate to video it. If the guys who run the Darwin Awards ever start handing out cash prizes you'll be rich.

    Or at least your next of kin will be.


  • #24
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Meadow Great Cloverleaf wrote: »
    Elaborate.

    It's what I heard. Perhaps it's the similarties in wit and taste (both love me) which lead to other people coming to that conclusion.
    Why you up so ridiculously early anyway? I have no good reason why I'm up except that I needed to eat! And sing . . . 99 luft balloons!

    EDIT:I know it's not a chatroom don't patronise me


  • #25
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Why you up so ridiculously early anyway? I have no good reason why I'm up except that I needed to eat! And sing . . . 99 luft balloons!

    Still up from last night. Don't ask.


  • #26
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Meadow Great Cloverleaf wrote: »
    Still up from last night. Don't ask.

    lol just please do not say you couldn't sleep because you felt AH would be a lawless zone if you slept. The other mods were asleep so you felt you should stay up. Please don't say that is the reason you are up, or the reason you've ever stayed up way later than you should


  • #27
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I'm up in case he goes to sleep because it will be a lawless zone.

    Quite the standoff we're having!


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    lol just please do not say you couldn't sleep because you felt AH would be a lawless zone if you slept. The other mods were asleep so you felt you should stay up. Please don't say that is the reason you are up, or the reason you've ever stayed up way later than you should

    None of the above.


  • #29
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Nice bluff Frada.
    No dice.


  • #30
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Meadow Great Cloverleaf wrote: »
    None of the above.

    You kip for an hour, I'll watch the shop.

    /Strangles The RIgger

    See. Everything is fine. Now.


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  • #31
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I have a fat slice toaster and it come with an ejector button incase the slices are small and cannot be reached. It can be quite funny because my up until latel my son could just reach the toaster eject so cannot reach the toaster so what he does is hammer the hell out of the eject until the toast flies towards him.

    Lately he coped on to bring his chair now he still hammers the hell out of the eject just for the fun of it....


    And they say he has issues.... Clever fooker!


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