What's your prefered method for getting stuff out of the toaster that gets stuck in t

Jesus Wept

Do you use a knife?
Do you use a fork?

I use a knife though somtimes I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

mud

plastic grabby things

IvySlayer

What do you get stuck in the toaster? I mean seriously?

TheZohanS

Never, ever use a fork. Have you not heard of fork lightning?



Use a knife, stainless steel works best.

laugh

Turn it upside down and shake the shit out of it.












Toasted poo in the morning, better than napalm.

CliffHuxtabel

tweezers

Jesus Wept

laugh wrote: »

Turn it upside down and shake the shit out of it.

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT.

srysly, that's insane.

There'd be toaster dust all over the place!

Sharpshooter

laugh wrote: »

Turn it upside down and shake the shit out of it.

Then get really annoyed at it for making you lose control.

In All Fairness

I tried a holistic method of letting the bread see the more inherent beauty of being eaten.

Then the grill kicked the **** out of me.

This_Years_Love

Use a fork. Forks are better than knives for that. But remember to unplug the toaster first. Don't use anything plastic. It would melt.

seanybiker

throw it into a basin of water.

KungPao

Plug out, Knife in.

I'm cautious me.

kumate_champ07

The-Rigger wrote: »

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT.

srysly, that's insane.

There'd be toaster dust all over the place!

not if it has a toaster dust collector in the bottom, you just slide it out and empty all the toast dust!

consultech

The-Rigger wrote: »

I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

A classic.

kumate_champ07

The-Rigger wrote: »

Do you use a knife?
Do you use a fork?

I use a knife though somtimes I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

I didnt even read that last part,
thats exactly what I do with scones, there too small to pick out, they break easily too

Jesus Wept

I scones but in a toaster they will break your heart, always get stuck and break up when you try to retrieve them.

Also, the bottom half of a burger bun, I just sit it on top of the toaster rather than put it in as you probably won't get it out intact.

kumate_champ07

the scones with the raisins, toasted with some butter. if its just normal scones ill put some butter and jam on them

I hate when the bread is too long for the toaster and you turn it upside down and put it in a second time and forget to manually cancel a min later and it gets all burnt

marco_polo

The-Rigger wrote: »

Do you use a knife?
Do you use a fork?

I use a knife though somtimes I pull the lever down and then up really fast so the toast jumps up and I try to catch it with my lighting fast Mr Miyagi type reactions.

Girlfriend works every time (Toaster is very near the sink).

/I'll get me coat

4zn76tysfajdxp

The-Rigger wrote: »

Also, the bottom half of a burger bun, I just sit it on top of the toaster rather than put it in as you probably won't get it out intact.

Excellent idea.

RandolphEsq

Frada and TheZohan are one and the same

RandolphEsq

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

the scones with the raisins, toasted with some butter. if its just normal scones ill put some butter and jam on them

I hate when the bread is too long for the toaster and you turn it upside down and put it in a second time and forget to manually cancel a min later and it gets all burnt

Oh god, just happened to me. I made the effort of reaching down to the freezer and picking out 2 slices of bread. After a min I got excited and popped them early but they weren't done so I reset them but forgot that the toaster can't tell when toast is done so they turned black I ate them but they were awful

4zn76tysfajdxp

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Frada and TheZohan are one and the same

Elaborate.

Duiske

TheZohan wrote: »

Use a knife, stainless steel works best.

Op, if you happen to try this, get a mate to video it. If the guys who run the Darwin Awards ever start handing out cash prizes you'll be rich.

Or at least your next of kin will be.

RandolphEsq

Meadow Great Cloverleaf wrote: »

Elaborate.

It's what I heard. Perhaps it's the similarties in wit and taste (both love me) which lead to other people coming to that conclusion.
Why you up so ridiculously early anyway? I have no good reason why I'm up except that I needed to eat! And sing . . . 99 luft balloons!

EDIT:I know it's not a chatroom don't patronise me

4zn76tysfajdxp

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Why you up so ridiculously early anyway? I have no good reason why I'm up except that I needed to eat! And sing . . . 99 luft balloons!

Still up from last night. Don't ask.

RandolphEsq

Meadow Great Cloverleaf wrote: »

Still up from last night. Don't ask.

lol just please do not say you couldn't sleep because you felt AH would be a lawless zone if you slept. The other mods were asleep so you felt you should stay up. Please don't say that is the reason you are up, or the reason you've ever stayed up way later than you should

Jesus Wept

I'm up in case he goes to sleep because it will be a lawless zone.

Quite the standoff we're having!

4zn76tysfajdxp

RandolphEsq wrote: »

lol just please do not say you couldn't sleep because you felt AH would be a lawless zone if you slept. The other mods were asleep so you felt you should stay up. Please don't say that is the reason you are up, or the reason you've ever stayed up way later than you should

None of the above.

Jesus Wept

Nice bluff Frada.
No dice.

RandolphEsq

Meadow Great Cloverleaf wrote: »

None of the above.

You kip for an hour, I'll watch the shop.

/Strangles The RIgger

See. Everything is fine. Now.

Joey the lips

I have a fat slice toaster and it come with an ejector button incase the slices are small and cannot be reached. It can be quite funny because my up until latel my son could just reach the toaster eject so cannot reach the toaster so what he does is hammer the hell out of the eject until the toast flies towards him.

Lately he coped on to bring his chair now he still hammers the hell out of the eject just for the fun of it....


And they say he has issues.... Clever fooker!

stovelid

Knife.

But switch off the toaster at the plug before you stick it in of course.

Useful.Idiot

Flamethrower.

ejmaztec

Useful.Idiot wrote: »

Flamethrower.

You were useful, but not anymore.

shotgun mike

anyone ever use the toaster to light their cigs, and then drop it down there by accident? generally happens on a saturday moring while hungover. a dilly of a pickle.

TheZohanS

ejmaztec wrote: »

You were useful, but not anymore.

He is from Dundalk, high.

Ghost Train

I'll usually try move it with my finger if its a wide toaster

That doesn't work then try knock it up with the depressor thingy

After that maybe a knife

Jay Pentatonic

Turn it upside down, shake it while smacking the base.

Leaves a crumby mess, but works quickly!!!:cool:

dr.bollocko

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Then get really annoyed at it for making you lose control.

A harrowing tale of domestic abuse bubbling beneath the surface of that joke I fear :pac:

adamski8

brown soda bread is a bitch to toast. can be: too long, too small and cant reach, too thick or crumble up and burns easy.......but tastes so good!
usually end up with burnt fingers and then get peaved and upside approch over the sink only for it to fall and get all wet, its an art so it is

Gillington

I must be the luckiest guy alive I never have this problem as ,y toaster has a rack with two handles on it that I pop the toast on,close over the rack and pop it in the toaster.Then theres a thing that I can move the one of the heating sides closer to the item being toasted! yay me! think I'll do the lotto today.Or have some toast.

CHD

Toasters suck, grilling is where its at.

All the cool kids do it.

Jesus Wept

Ghost Train wrote: »

I'll usually try move it with my finger if its a wide toaster

That doesn't work then try knock it up with the depressor thingy

After that maybe a knife

Depressor?
What a depressing name for it.

It's clearly a lever.

CHD wrote: »

Toasters suck, grilling is where its at.

All the cool kids do it.

Sure thing grandad, do you listen to your records while you're grilling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3K5uB-wMA

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Davidius

My brother once knocked out the electricity while trying to use a fork to get toast out of the toaster.

dr.bollocko

Davidius wrote: »

My brother once knocked out the electricity.

Fair play. I once went 12 rounds with electricity in the mid nineties but it won on points in the end. split decision. One of the judges left with a new car. Very dodgy tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM

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wait, nm