Self-satisfying moments

Sgt Hartman · 25-11-2009 05:05PM #1

Have you ever had one of those moments which make you feel really smug or self-satisfied?
I had one of those moments a few weeks ago whilst walking thru the Limerick Farmer's market. There was this fella on one of the stalls who used to bully me for being fat when I was much younger. He was quite thin himself back then and I was fairly heavy.
Since then I've lost lots of weight but when I saw him at the market a few weeks ago he was an absolute WHALE! I looked at him and sniggered away to myself thinking "What goes around, comes around".

Fuhrer · 25-11-2009 05:07PM

I remember some smug prick from school and always hating him.

One day I ordered a take away and he shows up with it, "Ah Jaysus" He exlaims "Havent seen you in ages"

Tersely I respond, "Wheres my fried rice?"

shqipshume · 25-11-2009 05:08PM

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Have you ever had one of those moments which make you feel really smug or self-satisfied?
I had one of those moments a few weeks ago whilst walking thru the Limerick Farmer's market. There was this fella on one of the stalls who used to bully me for being fat when I was much younger. He was quite thin himself back then and I was fairly heavy.
Since then I've lost lots of weight but when I saw him at the market a few weeks ago he was an absolute WHALE! I looked at him and sniggered away to myself thinking "What goes around, comes around".

Oh me me me , Guy who used to call me all sorts of names made my life hell when i was a teen.And now not been boastful but i am pretty woman,and his face as he got in his car with his rude fat wife who looked like she would kill you.:D

dsmythy · 25-11-2009 05:10PM

I've heard buying a hybrid car brings about this feeling.

foxyboxer · 25-11-2009 05:13PM

Once I was wrongfully incarcerated in a prison in Maine.
I was a bit handy with the accounting and the warden had me laundering money for him. Little did he know I was secretly digging a tunnel through my cell wall for 27 years, then I took a wad of his cash when I got out.

AssaultedPeanut · 25-11-2009 05:13PM

*awaits fap related remarks*

ScumLord · 25-11-2009 05:13PM

*Throws hand lotion in the bin and leaves thread in a huff.

aDeener · 25-11-2009 05:13PM

too easy!

AssaultedPeanut · 25-11-2009 05:14PM

There we are:rolleyes:

InKonspikuou2 · 25-11-2009 05:26PM

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Smart Bug · 25-11-2009 05:29PM

Just recently found out a guy who used to bully me is now a heroin addict. It's great, I've started believing in Karma again.

Schism · 25-11-2009 05:31PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

How long do you think you'll be able to ride your luck like that?

El Weirdo · 25-11-2009 05:35PM

shqipshume wrote: »

Oh me me me , Guy who used to call me all sorts of names made my life hell when i was a teen.And now not been boastful but i am pretty woman,and his face as he got in his car with his rude fat wife who looked like she would kill you.:D

Pics etc...

Nu-Centz · 25-11-2009 05:38PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

respect.

happyoutish · 25-11-2009 05:40PM

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Have you ever had one of those moments which make you feel really smug or self-satisfied?
I had one of those moments a few weeks ago whilst walking thru the Limerick Farmer's market. There was this fella on one of the stalls who used to bully me for being fat when I was much younger. He was quite thin himself back then and I was fairly heavy.
Since then I've lost lots of weight but when I saw him at the market a few weeks ago he was an absolute WHALE! I looked at him and sniggered away to myself thinking "What goes around, comes around".

Same thing happened to me in School with a girl and I was not big by any means (well that may be debatable depending on who you ask haha, but in my eyes I wasn't

).. I've seen her recently and like that she's as BIG as a whale!! Oh how I love KARMA!!!

geeky · 25-11-2009 05:43PM

Schism wrote: »

How long do you think you'll be able to ride your luck like that?

Luck be a lady tonight.....

orourkeda · 25-11-2009 05:49PM

This mornings first guinness fart. Hugely satisfying moment.

shqipshume · 25-11-2009 05:51PM

happyoutish wrote: »

Same thing happened to me in School with a girl and I was not big by any means (well that may be debatable depending on who you ask haha, but in my eyes I wasn't ).. I've seen her recently and like that she's as BIG as a whale!! Oh how I love KARMA!!!

Does that not mean we have become them

minidazzler · 25-11-2009 05:53PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

13 year old Thai Virgins I take it then??? :P

stovelid · 25-11-2009 06:22PM

Fuhrer wrote: »

I remember some smug prick from school and always hating him.

One day I ordered a take away and he shows up with it, "Ah Jaysus" He exlaims "Havent seen you in ages"

Tersely I respond, "Wheres my fried rice?"

Deep down, he's the winner.

metaoblivia · 25-11-2009 06:23PM

When I was a teenager, one of the girls in my choir hated me because our director had declared me the best singer and gave me all of the solos (which I really didn't want - hated solos). One girl got very jealous and took it out on me, even making me cry a few times! We went to our first competition of the season and this girl decided she was going to sing a solo and try and show me up. She got the lowest possible score on her solo and wasn't allowed to compete in any more solo competitions. I got the highest possible score.

No problems from her after that!

genericguy · 25-11-2009 06:25PM

lots of people who have disagreed with my opinions on here have no jobs.

I have.

Slow Show · 25-11-2009 06:26PM

Can't explain it, but it always makes me feel good. When you're working on Maths, and you come across a really, really hard problem and you think you'll never get it. But then you work at it and suddenly you get it. It just feels so good to see that you got it right.
I can't explain it, it makes me feel really good about myself. That's why I love maths so much

opinion guy · 25-11-2009 07:06PM

metaoblivia wrote: »

When I was a teenager, one of the girls in my choir hated me because our director had declared me the best singer and gave me all of the solos (which I really didn't want - hated solos). One girl got very jealous and took it out on me, even making me cry a few times! We went to our first competition of the season and this girl decided she was going to sing a solo and try and show me up. She got the lowest possible score on her solo and wasn't allowed to compete in any more solo competitions. I got the highest possible score.

No problems from her after that!

Sounds like the x-factor

opinion guy · 25-11-2009 07:08PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Reported

Nu-Centz wrote: »

respect.

& reported.

seriously uncool. Continue being idiots if you wish but don't come whining when you do eventually catch something

stovelid · 25-11-2009 07:10PM

metaoblivia wrote: »

When I was a teenager, one of the girls in my choir hated me because our director had declared me the best singer and gave me all of the solos (which I really didn't want - hated solos). One girl got very jealous and took it out on me, even making me cry a few times! We went to our first competition of the season and this girl decided she was going to sing a solo and try and show me up. She got the lowest possible score on her solo and wasn't allowed to compete in any more solo competitions. I got the highest possible score.

No problems from her after that!

She's an amateur. She should have swept the leg.

kowloon · 25-11-2009 07:16PM

Fuhrer wrote: »

I remember some smug prick from school and always hating him.

One day I ordered a take away and he shows up with it, "Ah Jaysus" He exlaims "Havent seen you in ages"

Tersely I respond, "Wheres my fried rice?"

And he walked away chuckling to himself about the semen content of your meal.

WeeBushy · 25-11-2009 07:17PM

opinion guy wrote: »

Reported

& reported.

seriously uncool. Continue being idiots if you wish but don't come whining when you do eventually catch something

Relax much?

Tis a free world, they can ride as many 15 thai virgins as they please.

TheZohanS · 25-11-2009 07:20PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Nu-Centz wrote: »

respect.

Two idiotic posts.

wudangclan · 25-11-2009 07:21PM

Reported for having unprotected sex. Ha,Ha.
A weeks banning should make them contemplate the error of their ways.

Wurly · 25-11-2009 07:23PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Any pregnancy tests taken as well?

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