Self-satisfying moments

Sgt Hartman

Have you ever had one of those moments which make you feel really smug or self-satisfied?
I had one of those moments a few weeks ago whilst walking thru the Limerick Farmer's market. There was this fella on one of the stalls who used to bully me for being fat when I was much younger. He was quite thin himself back then and I was fairly heavy.
Since then I've lost lots of weight but when I saw him at the market a few weeks ago he was an absolute WHALE! I looked at him and sniggered away to myself thinking "What goes around, comes around".

Fuhrer

I remember some smug prick from school and always hating him.


One day I ordered a take away and he shows up with it, "Ah Jaysus" He exlaims "Havent seen you in ages"

Tersely I respond, "Wheres my fried rice?"

shqipshume

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Have you ever had one of those moments which make you feel really smug or self-satisfied?
I had one of those moments a few weeks ago whilst walking thru the Limerick Farmer's market. There was this fella on one of the stalls who used to bully me for being fat when I was much younger. He was quite thin himself back then and I was fairly heavy.
Since then I've lost lots of weight but when I saw him at the market a few weeks ago he was an absolute WHALE! I looked at him and sniggered away to myself thinking "What goes around, comes around".

Oh me me me , Guy who used to call me all sorts of names made my life hell when i was a teen.And now not been boastful but i am pretty woman,and his face as he got in his car with his rude fat wife who looked like she would kill you.:D

dsmythy

I've heard buying a hybrid car brings about this feeling.

foxyboxer

Once I was wrongfully incarcerated in a prison in Maine.
I was a bit handy with the accounting and the warden had me laundering money for him. Little did he know I was secretly digging a tunnel through my cell wall for 27 years, then I took a wad of his cash when I got out.

AssaultedPeanut

*awaits fap related remarks*

ScumLord

*Throws hand lotion in the bin and leaves thread in a huff.

aDeener

too easy!

AssaultedPeanut

There we are:rolleyes:

InKonspikuou2

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Smart Bug

Just recently found out a guy who used to bully me is now a heroin addict. It's great, I've started believing in Karma again.

Schism

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

How long do you think you'll be able to ride your luck like that?

El Weirdo

shqipshume wrote: »

Oh me me me , Guy who used to call me all sorts of names made my life hell when i was a teen.And now not been boastful but i am pretty woman,and his face as he got in his car with his rude fat wife who looked like she would kill you.:D

Pics etc...

Nu-Centz

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

respect.

happyoutish

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Have you ever had one of those moments which make you feel really smug or self-satisfied?
I had one of those moments a few weeks ago whilst walking thru the Limerick Farmer's market. There was this fella on one of the stalls who used to bully me for being fat when I was much younger. He was quite thin himself back then and I was fairly heavy.
Since then I've lost lots of weight but when I saw him at the market a few weeks ago he was an absolute WHALE! I looked at him and sniggered away to myself thinking "What goes around, comes around".

Same thing happened to me in School with a girl and I was not big by any means (well that may be debatable depending on who you ask haha, but in my eyes I wasn't ).. I've seen her recently and like that she's as BIG as a whale!! Oh how I love KARMA!!!

geeky

Schism wrote: »

How long do you think you'll be able to ride your luck like that?

Luck be a lady tonight.....

orourkeda

This mornings first guinness fart. Hugely satisfying moment.

shqipshume

happyoutish wrote: »

Same thing happened to me in School with a girl and I was not big by any means (well that may be debatable depending on who you ask haha, but in my eyes I wasn't ).. I've seen her recently and like that she's as BIG as a whale!! Oh how I love KARMA!!!

Does that not mean we have become them

minidazzler

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

13 year old Thai Virgins I take it then??? :P

stovelid

Fuhrer wrote: »

I remember some smug prick from school and always hating him.


One day I ordered a take away and he shows up with it, "Ah Jaysus" He exlaims "Havent seen you in ages"

Tersely I respond, "Wheres my fried rice?"

Deep down, he's the winner.

metaoblivia

When I was a teenager, one of the girls in my choir hated me because our director had declared me the best singer and gave me all of the solos (which I really didn't want - hated solos). One girl got very jealous and took it out on me, even making me cry a few times! We went to our first competition of the season and this girl decided she was going to sing a solo and try and show me up. She got the lowest possible score on her solo and wasn't allowed to compete in any more solo competitions. I got the highest possible score.

No problems from her after that!

genericguy

lots of people who have disagreed with my opinions on here have no jobs.

I have.

Slow Show

Can't explain it, but it always makes me feel good. When you're working on Maths, and you come across a really, really hard problem and you think you'll never get it. But then you work at it and suddenly you get it. It just feels so good to see that you got it right.
I can't explain it, it makes me feel really good about myself. That's why I love maths so much

opinion guy

metaoblivia wrote: »

When I was a teenager, one of the girls in my choir hated me because our director had declared me the best singer and gave me all of the solos (which I really didn't want - hated solos). One girl got very jealous and took it out on me, even making me cry a few times! We went to our first competition of the season and this girl decided she was going to sing a solo and try and show me up. She got the lowest possible score on her solo and wasn't allowed to compete in any more solo competitions. I got the highest possible score.

No problems from her after that!

Sounds like the x-factor

opinion guy

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Reported

Nu-Centz wrote: »

respect.

& reported.

seriously uncool. Continue being idiots if you wish but don't come whining when you do eventually catch something

stovelid

metaoblivia wrote: »

When I was a teenager, one of the girls in my choir hated me because our director had declared me the best singer and gave me all of the solos (which I really didn't want - hated solos). One girl got very jealous and took it out on me, even making me cry a few times! We went to our first competition of the season and this girl decided she was going to sing a solo and try and show me up. She got the lowest possible score on her solo and wasn't allowed to compete in any more solo competitions. I got the highest possible score.

No problems from her after that!

She's an amateur. She should have swept the leg.

kowloon

Fuhrer wrote: »

I remember some smug prick from school and always hating him.


One day I ordered a take away and he shows up with it, "Ah Jaysus" He exlaims "Havent seen you in ages"

Tersely I respond, "Wheres my fried rice?"

And he walked away chuckling to himself about the semen content of your meal.

WeeBushy

opinion guy wrote: »

Reported

& reported.

seriously uncool. Continue being idiots if you wish but don't come whining when you do eventually catch something

Relax much?

Tis a free world, they can ride as many 15 thai virgins as they please.

TheZohanS

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Nu-Centz wrote: »

respect.

Two idiotic posts.

wudangclan

Reported for having unprotected sex. Ha,Ha.
A weeks banning should make them contemplate the error of their ways.

Wurly

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Any pregnancy tests taken as well?

TheZohanS

wudangclan wrote: »

Reported for having unprotected sex. Ha,Ha.
A weeks banning should make them contemplate the error of their ways.

Google Image search "syphilis"- NSFW

minidazzler

TheZohan wrote: »

Google Image search "syphilis"- NSFW

admit it Zohan, your self satisfying moments are when you ban someone and get a good pun in there!

davyjose

opinion guy wrote: »

I reported two young ruffians for boasting about having unprotected sex, and telling us about it.

On AH of all places. Tsk, tsk!!!

Wazdakka

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got the all clear for STI's after a year or so of riding foreigners unprotected. I left pretty chuffed. Fúck you durex.

Damnit Social darwinism missed one..

Here..
Juggle these grenades for me...

TheZohanS

minidazzler wrote: »

admit it Zohan, your self satisfying moments are when you ban someone and get a good pun in there!

Nah, the puns are Sharpshooters baby.

For the most part I hate giving bans, only get satisfaction from killin' trolls.

wudangclan

Cheers for that,Zohan.

kowloon

Why do I always check out something on Google images when someone tells me to? I was eating Lasagne! Lasagne FFS!

Jumpy

happyoutish wrote: »

Same thing happened to me in School with a girl and I was not big by any means (well that may be debatable depending on who you ask haha, but in my eyes I wasn't ).. I've seen her recently and like that she's as BIG as a whale!! Oh how I love KARMA!!!

Is she about to set sail?

*remembers jukebox money*

Wazdakka

kowloon wrote: »

Why do I always check out something on Google images when someone tells me to? I was eating Lasagne! Lasagne FFS!

Google image "cute kittens" to make you feel better...

Then "Goatse"

kowloon

I love kittens, and goats... :eek:

opinion guy

wudangclan wrote: »

Reported for having unprotected sex. Ha,Ha.
A weeks banning should make them contemplate the error of their ways.

No the reason I reported those posts was for the glorification of their exploits and making it seem like it was acceptable and without consequence. For every idiot like these two there are another ten out there who will read that and think 'man if they got away with it I will too i don't need to bother with protection'. Even the moreso if its just let go. And as Tri pointed out - how many kids does this idiot have ?

TheZohanS

opinion guy wrote: »

how many kids does this idiot have ?

Any more of that from you and you'll be facing a ban. Attack the post, not the poster.

citizen_p

i have little satisfying moments everyday.....like a guy who never used to readin class cos he was...just stupid and stuttered used to slag me. (no one liked him)

but i used to never slag him back....i used to make him read in class by constantly saying did you get that answer "dave"and humiliate him infront of everyone to shut him up.

Wazdakka

Mousey- wrote: »

i have little satisfying moments everyday.....like a guy who never used to readin class cos he was...just stupid and stuttered used to slag me. (no one liked him)

but i used to never slag him back....i used to make him read in class by constantly saying did you get that answer "dave"and humiliate him infront of everyone to shut him up.

Uhhh huh...

Kinda sounds like you're the bully there dude.

Dudess

Smug, self-congratulatory back-slappers coming a cropper.

The_B_Man

this one time this bloke was pissing me off. We were drinking in a house party. he passed out so i placed my testicles on his face and took photos. true story!

FruitLover

opinion guy wrote: »

No the reason I reported those posts was for the glorification of their exploits and making it seem like it was acceptable and without consequence

Who made you Guardian of Society? I don't see anything in the AH charter regarding 'things opinion guy finds immoral' by the way, so I can't figure out what you think reporting those posts is going to achieve (much less the smug turtle-neck-wearer "reported" remarks).

Flipz4Rollz

opinion guy wrote: »

No the reason I reported those posts was for the glorification of their exploits and making it seem like it was acceptable and without consequence. For every idiot like these two there are another ten out there who will read that and think 'man if they got away with it I will too i don't need to bother with protection'. Even the moreso if its just let go. And as Tri pointed out - how many kids does this idiot have ?

Jesus relax!!!
Who the **** would take them posts seriously?
It's AH ffs

Doc

opinion guy wrote: »

No the reason I reported those posts was for the glorification of their exploits and making it seem like it was acceptable and without consequence. For every idiot like these two there are another ten out there who will read that and think 'man if they got away with it I will too i don't need to bother with protection'. Even the moreso if its just let go. And as Tri pointed out - how many kids does this idiot have ?

Reported: I’m a good Christian boy and don’t believe in that people should advocate the use of contraceptives. Oh yea and personal abuse.



I haven’t actual reported him but I do think he is judgmental and overreacting

minidazzler

Doc wrote: »

Reported: I’m a good Christian boy and don’t believe in that people should advocate the use of contraceptives. Oh yea and personal abuse.



I haven’t actual reported him but I do think he is judgmental and overreacting

Yeah, and he was reprimanded by TheZohan above for it.

My own smug moments include, talking a friend into drinking when he didn't want to. Ended up with him puking everywhere:D And me.....Not.