Best / oddest grafiti you have seen.

NedTermo · 24-11-2009 04:52PM

giggsy664 wrote: »

No miss.

I said Puck off miss. With a P

Whats the matter miss, you got your facking period?

homerun_homer · 24-11-2009 05:00PM

I was in a toilet somewhere and saw someone had scralwed;

"I can't believe Michael Jackson is dead"

Obama

Daroxtar · 24-11-2009 05:12PM

a line of arrows starting at the urinal and going up the wall and onto the ceiling and there was written "You're pissing on your shoe".

IITYWYBMAD · 24-11-2009 05:14PM

slipss wrote: »

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

The gas thing about this one is it was written on the outside wall of the methadone clinic in Dun Laoghaire where I always used to see the junkies cueing in the morning. I really hope it was one of them that wrote it.

Bastardised from Karl Marx.

AssaultedPeanut · 24-11-2009 05:18PM

My friend told me about graffiti he saw in the men's toilet in a pub that said:
"I give to you my ass"

and underneath it, in different pen

"you can keep it"

kowloon · 24-11-2009 05:28PM

There was a sign off one of the roundabouts off the M1 to Baile Gaire - Garristown, that had letters changed and added (they were the peelable black letters) to say Be Gaire arsetown.

Bazzy · 24-11-2009 05:32PM

on the back of a toilet door in the old uci toilets in the square

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to sh1t and stink
I came here to scratch me b@lls
And read the writing on the walls

DazMarz · 24-11-2009 05:40PM

Saw this on the Tube in London, written next to one of the emergency brake cords.

''If £100 you can afford,
please feel free to pull the cord,
If £100 you do not own,
Leave the fúcking thing alone''

--Kaiser-- · 24-11-2009 05:45PM

A graffito on the cubicle door saying 'DEATH FROM ABOVE"
Then one on the ceiling above it saying "Made you look!"

fillmore jive · 24-11-2009 05:52PM

In the toilet cubicles in college : " You don't take dumps here, you leave them here."

hidinginthebush · 24-11-2009 05:56PM

I remember last year in Tara Street station there was a giant ad for iphones on a billboard, and somebody had sprayed "Fu@k the recession..." underneath it. Thought it was brilliant!

Catari Jaguar · 24-11-2009 06:20PM

My brother stole one of those orange road signs that said "Major road works ahead. Delays possible."

Him and his mates scratched some of the letters away and stuck it on his bedroom door. My mam wasn't impressed cause it now says "Major head - lays possible"

derfderf · 24-11-2009 07:00PM

Written on the door in the staff toilets in dunnes "If you had a w ank in this jacks sign here" and the managers signature copied perfectly under it.

Mike 1972 · 24-11-2009 08:16PM

A roadsign that was supposed to say "Through Inchicore" but the first two letters were scratched out

Another sign (near a school) which said Please drive carefully -Dont kill a child to which someone added Wait for teacher !

A map at the entrance to an estate in Swords with a You are Here arrow near the bottom

Underneath someone wrote "so run now and youll have a chance"

Dionysus · 24-11-2009 08:17PM

You are beautiful!

(seen in large writing back in 2002 on a wall at Blackrock Park in Dublin)

kincsem · 24-11-2009 08:21PM

Heineken 3 Jimmy 0

I assume Jimmy came off the worst in the encounter.

Dionysus · 24-11-2009 08:21PM

Then there was my journey through Conamara earlier this year, passing through the village of Recess, which of course had 'ion' added to the local sign to reflect that times that are in it.

Gamesnash.ie: Pat · 24-11-2009 08:21PM

I am therefore I think - Is that putting Descartes before the horse ?

Instant Karma · 24-11-2009 08:28PM

saw this on the door of the works toilet a few years back.

Some come here to sit & think
Others come here to **** & stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

dylano_k · 24-11-2009 08:59PM

There used to be a children crossing sign like this on Clyde Rd in D4 with the Grim Reaper sprayed over it, we seen it there for months and one morning in the paper someone won €100 for sending it in. Always bring your camera to work!!!

Also a road sign that said-
Tramps Ahead

triple-M · 24-11-2009 09:05PM

Instant Karma wrote: »

saw this on the door of the works toilet a few years back.

Some come here to sit & think
Others come here to **** & stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

i saw a similar one on an empty toilet roll dispenser in a public toilet
in this box you'll find no paper
use your finger or a scraper
if a scraper cant be found
just wipe your arse along the ground

:D

Dionysus · 24-11-2009 09:42PM

First prize has to go to the wag who wrote over a toilet roll holder in the Gents in UCD's Arts block, with an arrow pointing down to the toilet paper:

Arts degree dispenser. Please take one

thee glitz · 24-11-2009 10:24PM

Not graffiti but what purpose does it serve? It's somehwere in town.

chop86 · 24-11-2009 10:25PM

Wiping is for Wimps, underneath the toilet roll dispenser!:P

FearDark · 24-11-2009 10:30PM

Seen on a toilet in L.I.T.

Some people come here to take a shit.
I come here to leave one...

kincsem · 24-11-2009 10:36PM

This was in a book of graffitti -

There was an advertising campaign by a shipping company for their container traffic port at Harwich on the east coast of Engand.
Their slogan was "Harwich for the continent".
The nearby town of Frinton was a noted retirement town.

Underneath the sign "Harwich for the continent"
someone had written "Frinton for the incontinent"

MizzLolly · 24-11-2009 10:53PM

The best one in a toilet cubicle one time was:

''<my real name> is a little b!tch''

hahaha!

actuallylike · 25-11-2009 12:30AM

Always hated the knobs in college with the usual things like "free da weed" or "don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly". Yeah, you smoke, well done, no need to announce it to the world you morons!
I find Dublin is littered with absolute gems though, saw this on Merrion Square the other day, absolutely amazing even if it is on the lowest level of humour, pure childishness but absolutely amazing!!!

Midnight_EG · 25-11-2009 12:33AM

actuallylike wrote: »

Always hated the knobs in college with the usual things like "free da weed" or "don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly". Yeah, you smoke, well done, no need to announce it to the world you morons!
I find Dublin is littered with absolute gems though, saw this on Merrion Square the other day, absolutely amazing even if it is on the lowest level of humour, pure childishness but absolutely amazing!!!

That was shite.

rainbowdrop · 25-11-2009 12:34AM

mahamageehad wrote: »

A stop sign in my avenue has had hammer-time graffiti-ed on it for the past 5 years!!!

My personal fav though is "Fighting for peacing is like fuc*in for virginity"

That 'STOP- HAMMERTIME' sign always makes me laugh. It's Tipp town your talking about, right?

You know those brown tourist board signs that you get on the approach roads to towns? The ones that have little symbols for restaurants, hotels, camping, churches etc? Well, on one of the roads that lead into the town where I live, someone had drawn a caravan onto the sign, with the word 'KNACKERS' underneath it.

In fairness, we do have a lot of 'members of the travelling community' living here.

Best / oddest grafiti you have seen.

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