Best / oddest grafiti you have seen.

superconor

I don't mean graffiti as in Art, I mean it as in scrawled on a wall or desk. Normally in a school.

The best one I seen was in Queens in 1st year. "Toy Story 2 was quite good".
Other classics were
"Higgins is a fool"
"San Dimas high school football rules!"

robbie_998

penis all over the walls

TomTom

Although it's quite common I love the BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED signs with BILL STICKERS IS INNOCENT in grafiti under it.

banjopaul

Seen in a lecture hall today:

"What has 8 legs and scares women?

...Gang Rape"

Piriz

when i was in school there was a snot rubbed onto the painted brick wall inside one of the class rooms, in pen next to it someone had written 'snot' and drew an arrow to it....always made me laugh:)

Senna

We'll never forget you, Jimmy Sands








On a wall up in Belfast

G_R

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they never work:mad:

Duff

''I Shat Maths'' on a desk in my old school and ''Beware, gay limbo dancing midgets'' On the door off a cubicle.

Someone adding an "i" to a "To Let" sign.

"Superman woz ere" next to a crack in an urinal.

Borneo Fnctn

"Molloy's ma is a little slut"

































In the bathroom at a house party in Molloy's house. :eek:

mahamageehad

A stop sign in my avenue has had hammer-time graffiti-ed on it for the past 5 years!!!

My personal fav though is "Fighting for peacing is like fuc*in for virginity"

At some roadworks, there was a "Temporary road surface" sign, someone had written under it "Permanent sign"

CCCP^

At the CBS in Portlaoise in the tiolets, a perfect picture of a rat's body with the head of our principal, who was a rat bastard. Genius.

bluto63

In school, where 'Changing Room' was written. The C, M and part of the R was scratched away to make 'hanging poo'

Not grafiti but a sign "accuntants office" seen in a government building.

soccerc

Proudly stealing squirrels since yer ma...

(Observed in Clondalkin and I've no idea what it means)

Midnight_EG

Sitting on a public toilet one day, I saw a bit of writing on the bottom of the door but couldnt make it, so I leaned forward and forward until I could read it. It said 'You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle', it's true, I was....mind....blown!

Jesus Wept

HORST

Does this mean anything to ya?

brummytom

In the back of a science textbook:

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
He got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
'Cos Jill was a fucking tranny.



I nearly broke my bollocks laughing at that in a silent revision lesson

Bandit12

"Don't panic keep shopping".....at the back of the ilac centre on the road those flats are on.

Saint_Mel

At Athlone train station there was a bit of grafiti stating "BRITS OUT" ... which was then amended to "BRATS OUT"

Best was back when the LUAS 1st opened, written on the wall approaching Heuston from James' : "FREE YOUR MIND, EAT YOUR TV"

More recently, at the airport, written around a circular window looking out to the apron: "look out, it's aer lingus!"

tallus

Not really Graffitti per se, but in a former job we used to receive goods from Northern Ireland and one time someone from up north wrote on the wall the inside of a container being unloaded the words "Ulster Still Says NO!"

One of my work mates wrote underneath it: "The Man From Del Monte Says Yes!"

We had a good laugh over it

Also, in a cubicle: "if you notice this notice, you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

This one made me laugh, big letters "POLES OUT!" smaller letters same writing "(WOMEN STAY!)"

AnonoBoy

dannym08 wrote: »

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Seen in a toilet in Galway:

"Smithers, release the hounds!"


Or the classic:

"I rode yore Ma last night!"
and then under that in different pen:
"Go home Da, you're drunk."

Wazdakka

"Insert Baby for refund"
Condom vending machine in my local

Long Onion

My Da has a photo he took years ago in Kilburn, sprayed on a wall in red ink was the slogan "Free Nick Kelly" - someone sprayed underneath it "In every packet of Cornflakes"

chakotha

"It's lonely in the saddle since the horse died"

"Be alert. Your country needs lerts"

"I can't breathe"

On a toilet roll dispenser in UCC: "Your Arts Degree"

Long Onion

Written on a roll of toilet paper in a pub* "Help, I'm a prisoner in a peper mill in Chacago"





















*This may have been a Gary Larsen cartoon.

Run_to_da_hills

"Make sure you give the toilet a good flush as the canteen is on the 1st floor".

metalfest

think this is v. good

orourkeda

There was a poster in a dart station advertising showing of the Play "Lady Windermeres Fan" in one of the theatres in Dublin.

Some literary genius took a black marker to the poster and renamed the play

" Lady Windermeres Fanny "

Iggy Pop

On the Jacks door in Bewleys years ago:
"My mother made me a homosexual" and underneath in different hand writing: "If I gave her the wool would she make me one too?"

panda100

I like this graffiti down the road from where I live:

Rantan

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Sitting on a public toilet one day, I saw a bit of writing on the bottom of the door but couldnt make it, so I leaned forward and forward until I could read it. It said 'You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle', it's true, I was....mind....blown!

That was my one!! saw it in the jacks on a building site one day bout 10 years ago, brilliant, all time favourite!

GavRedKing

As seen on a local stop sign,

Don't
STOP
Believing


Made me laugh:pac:

Penn

Seen in several places round Dundalk:

Cowboys don't care

oeb

FIGHT APATHY!
or don't.

Ulysses Gaze

Not one I've seen but was told by one of my cousins that when he was in West Berlin before the Wall fell he saw someone had scrawled on a section of the wall:

Edenmore AOK

Capt'n Midnight

she offered her honour
he honoured her offer
and all night long
it was honour and offer

wooden bench

allanb49

Micko flynn does the sunbeds

story? - at windy arbor luas the question mark makes it

on a school desk touhy IS kaiser soze

If you can piss above this line rathfarnham fire station want you,

some good ones in ucd

almostnever

In the repeats prefab at school,there's loads of graffiti on the roof.

The best is probably "Jiggy is watching you....**** :P!!!!!!"
We got a good laugh out of that one.
We're starting to have additional Irish classes after school starting from next week,and some of the lads don't want to. One of them (we still don't know exactly who it was) wrote on the table "We'll have Irish coming out of our arses." Don't know why that made me laugh so much,but it was hilarious when we saw it :pac:

HalloweenJack

My favourite: "Gardaí - too late."

I laughed my arse off in Madrid when I saw one that said: "**** you al-Qaeeda, at least when ETA bombed they rang first."

homerun_homer

Saw this in Berlin

It's of a woman

Peeing

allanb49

Saw one looked like a badly drawn suger puff, written beside it PUSSY smaller writing its a fckin rugby ball you twat

Paulyh

on Benburb Street on a shop shutter i saw, in quite artistic lettering..............'i love lamp'. someone added to make it read.........'i love lamping kids'

on the back of a desk during the leaving cert (many years ago).........was, EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED. i'll alway remember that one.

giggsy664

On a bill board:

Graffiti
It's a fun crime

allanb49

On the side of the primary school in ballinteer In giant red letters

up yours children

Mr. Presentable

Sign for Rhode on the M4 has

"Up she flew"!

There used to be on the M50 sign for Tallaght "is gay"

WithCheesePlease

Inside a toilet cubicle sitting down looking at the door, look up and written on the back of the door "PLEASE USE OTHER EXIT".

Thought it was brilliant.