Best / oddest grafiti you have seen.

superconor · 24-11-2009 02:16AM #1

I don't mean graffiti as in Art, I mean it as in scrawled on a wall or desk. Normally in a school.

The best one I seen was in Queens in 1st year. "Toy Story 2 was quite good".
Other classics were
"Higgins is a fool"
"San Dimas high school football rules!"

robbie_998 · 24-11-2009 02:22AM

penis all over the walls

TomTom · 24-11-2009 02:23AM

Although it's quite common I love the BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED signs with BILL STICKERS IS INNOCENT in grafiti under it.

banjopaul · 24-11-2009 02:23AM

Seen in a lecture hall today:

"What has 8 legs and scares women?

...Gang Rape"

Piriz · 24-11-2009 02:24AM

when i was in school there was a snot rubbed onto the painted brick wall inside one of the class rooms, in pen next to it someone had written 'snot' and drew an arrow to it....always made me laugh:)

Senna · 24-11-2009 02:25AM

We'll never forget you, Jimmy Sands

On a wall up in Belfast

G_R · 24-11-2009 02:25AM

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Duff · 24-11-2009 02:26AM

''I Shat Maths'' on a desk in my old school and ''Beware, gay limbo dancing midgets'' On the door off a cubicle.

24-11-2009 02:26AM

Someone adding an "i" to a "To Let" sign.

24-11-2009 02:27AM

"Superman woz ere" next to a crack in an urinal.

Borneo Fnctn · 24-11-2009 02:28AM

"Molloy's ma is a little slut"

In the bathroom at a house party in Molloy's house. :eek:

mahamageehad · 24-11-2009 02:29AM

A stop sign in my avenue has had hammer-time graffiti-ed on it for the past 5 years!!!

My personal fav though is "Fighting for peacing is like fuc*in for virginity"

24-11-2009 02:29AM

At some roadworks, there was a "Temporary road surface" sign, someone had written under it "Permanent sign"

CCCP^ · 24-11-2009 02:31AM

At the CBS in Portlaoise in the tiolets, a perfect picture of a rat's body with the head of our principal, who was a rat bastard. Genius.

bluto63 · 24-11-2009 02:33AM

In school, where 'Changing Room' was written. The C, M and part of the R was scratched away to make 'hanging poo'

24-11-2009 02:40AM

Not grafiti but a sign "accuntants office" seen in a government building.

soccerc · 24-11-2009 04:33AM

Proudly stealing squirrels since yer ma...

(Observed in Clondalkin and I've no idea what it means)

Midnight_EG · 24-11-2009 04:43AM

Sitting on a public toilet one day, I saw a bit of writing on the bottom of the door but couldnt make it, so I leaned forward and forward until I could read it. It said 'You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle', it's true, I was....mind....blown!

Jesus Wept · 24-11-2009 05:38AM

HORST

Does this mean anything to ya?

brummytom · 24-11-2009 08:45AM

In the back of a science textbook:

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
He got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
'Cos Jill was a fucking tranny.

I nearly broke my bollocks laughing at that in a silent revision lesson

Bandit12 · 24-11-2009 08:51AM

"Don't panic keep shopping".....at the back of the ilac centre on the road those flats are on.

Saint_Mel · 24-11-2009 09:18AM

At Athlone train station there was a bit of grafiti stating "BRITS OUT" ... which was then amended to "BRATS OUT"

24-11-2009 09:31AM

Best was back when the LUAS 1st opened, written on the wall approaching Heuston from James' : "FREE YOUR MIND, EAT YOUR TV"

More recently, at the airport, written around a circular window looking out to the apron: "look out, it's aer lingus!"

tallus · 24-11-2009 09:32AM

Not really Graffitti per se, but in a former job we used to receive goods from Northern Ireland and one time someone from up north wrote on the wall the inside of a container being unloaded the words "Ulster Still Says NO!"

One of my work mates wrote underneath it: "The Man From Del Monte Says Yes!"

We had a good laugh over it

24-11-2009 09:56AM

Also, in a cubicle: "if you notice this notice, you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

This one made me laugh, big letters "POLES OUT!" smaller letters same writing "(WOMEN STAY!)"

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Seen in a toilet in Galway:

"Smithers, release the hounds!"

Or the classic:

"I rode yore Ma last night!"
and then under that in different pen:
"Go home Da, you're drunk."

Wazdakka · 24-11-2009 10:02AM

"Insert Baby for refund"
Condom vending machine in my local

Long Onion · 24-11-2009 10:28AM

My Da has a photo he took years ago in Kilburn, sprayed on a wall in red ink was the slogan "Free Nick Kelly" - someone sprayed underneath it "In every packet of Cornflakes"

chakotha · 24-11-2009 10:35AM

"It's lonely in the saddle since the horse died"

"Be alert. Your country needs lerts"

"I can't breathe"

On a toilet roll dispenser in UCC: "Your Arts Degree"

Long Onion · 24-11-2009 10:38AM

Written on a roll of toilet paper in a pub* "Help, I'm a prisoner in a peper mill in Chacago"

*This may have been a Gary Larsen cartoon.

Run_to_da_hills · 24-11-2009 11:13AM

"Make sure you give the toilet a good flush as the canteen is on the 1st floor".

Best / oddest grafiti you have seen.

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