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For All You Boob Men (And Women)

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  • #32
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    Give them 10 years to turn to shít and see what the sex life is like then!


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    It's just a question girl - get over it!

    Get over what girlfriend?


  • #34
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    ham_n_mustard wrote: »
    i know a girl that had them embiggened and here dad paid for it. kind of has me thinking what goes on behind closed doors....

    Went out with a girl with the nicest ones ever but she thought they were hurting her back and wanted a reduction done! :eek:

    We nearly broke up over it at the time!


  • #35
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    ham_n_mustard wrote: »
    kind of has me thinking what goes on behind closed doors....


    Generosity?



    'A noble father embiggens the smallest of breasts'


  • #36
    BanzaiBk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭BanzaiBk


    Fake boobs are kinda scary. I'm all for people who want them, individual opinion etc but I think if people had proper experience of them they'd think twice.

    From my own other partner experience...When you lie down,they remain upright and that's kinda odd. They feel weird, like the sensation is not what you'd expect.

    Natural ftw.


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  • #37
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    http://myfreeimplants.com/


  • #38
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Went out with a girl with the nicest ones ever but she thought they were hurting her back and wanted a reduction done! :eek:

    We nearly broke up over it at the time!

    Trolly McTroller.


  • #39
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Fake boobs feel crap. Its the temperature diff. The saline ones are better for that, but the silcone? Ugh. Either way ugh. They look and feel funny but not in a hearty laugh way.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #40
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Prefer the real thing myself and those silicon ones have being known to ' Burst'


  • #41
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    NSFW. Or for your eyes really. http://enterthelaughter.com/images/old-breast-implants.jpg

    Boobs are probably the last physical thing I'd rate women on anyway, don't think I'd be into someone who felt the need to get surgery to "improve" herself.


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  • #42
    muppetkiller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    I would never get a moob job for my woman :D


  • #43
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Dont think it would matter too much IMO. Then again im not really a "boob man".


  • #44
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Thinking of getting a moob job at the moment. They're just not big enough :(


  • #45
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    What i never got was when people describe perfect breasts and one of the words used is "firmness"... Who wants to be feeling firm breasts? Fake breasts strike me as being firm, they look like they'd feel horrible.


  • #46
    Guru Maith Agut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    ...they look like they'd feel horrible.


    So could a vagoo but when ya get into it it's a whole (pardon the pun) different ball game :pac:


  • #47
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Silcone is expensive though.

    I'm more than willing to donate some of my moob lipids for cash-strapped, flat-chested boardsies.


  • #48
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    It's just a question girl - get over it!

    :D



  • #49
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I think we're missing the point here - It's not about whether you like silicone or not! If you like 'em big and your girl is small do you think her getting the job would improve your love life?

    Similalry from the ladies perspective, if you were small and got the job done would you expect it to enhance you love life?


  • #50
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Guru Maith Agut wrote: »
    So could a vagoo but when ya get into it it's a whole (pardon the pun) different ball game :pac:

    Yes but we all know that fake tits don't compare to the real thing feel wise you just have to look at them to know that, now a fanny on the other hand although the majority of the time not very pleasing on the eye everyman knows that it holds the key to a wonderful mystery.


  • #51
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Fake = ****e. They may well look great in lads mags and the like, but i'm sure that you'd rather do more than just look at them on your own missus and thats where the problems start, falsies just feel all wrong. If your missus wants bigger ones to show of, tell her to get a wonder bra and leave mother nature alone, she's had a lot more practice at this than any plastic surgeon!!


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  • #52
    104494431
    Closed Accounts Posts: 210 ✭✭104494431


    I went out with a girl that had implants. I didn't like them, but I really liked her and to be honest if I had to choose I'd prefer natural but I'd rather she had them than to have not gone out with her.


  • #53
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I think we're missing the point here - It's not about whether you like silicone or not! If you like 'em big and your girl is small do you think her getting the job would improve your love life?

    Similalry from the ladies perspective, if you were small and got the job done would you expect it to enhance you love life?


    I suppose if you were smaller and it was affecting your confidence then getting a boob job should make you feel more sexy. But it may be that a girl thinks a boob job will sort out her problems and it won't. This could lead to even bigger problems.

    Mine are very big so I would never get them bigger but I will defintely get an uplift when I hit my early 40s. I don't want them at my knees.


  • #54
    Procasinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    Ann22 wrote: »
    You could squeeze them together and make a warm crevice of sorts:o

    I like you.

    I'm surprised no one brought up what is colloquially known as titty-**** before this.


  • #55
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Procasinator wrote: »
    Originally Posted by Ann22 viewpost.gif
    You could squeeze them together and make a warm crevice of sortsredface.gif

    I like you.

    I'm surprised no one brought up what is colloquially known as titty-**** before this.

    I was also impressed by this. :pac:


  • #56
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    I was also impressed by this. :pac:

    ditto


  • #57
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    my fiance is very sexy in my eyes. She doesnt have big boobies. She is more obsessed with boobies than i am, she wants bigger ones and insists one day she will. I dont aprove oddly enough you might say.. i wouldnt change a thing about her - other than her temper.. id pay for surgery on that.

    I have told her if she gets a boob job im going to get a penis reduction down to a mere 8.


  • #58
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Some ladies want the size reduced not enlarged .I know of one who is waiting on a boob reduction job because the large melon size jugs she is carrying around ' au natural ' are seriously weighing her down


  • #59
    Jammy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭Jammy


    I would feel less confident having sex if I had a boob job. Cause I would know that the guy is not feeling me he's feeling some plastic and whatever pleasure he gets from it is like you if you were playing with a rubber ball. Even he finds me sexy, he's not really finding me sexy. Do you know what I mean?

    I think you can get more confidence if you try and accept your body the way it is because then you feel sort of embodied and powerful that you were created that way. Though it is hard to achieve. I understand why some women would opt for surgery.


  • #60
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,146 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    snyper wrote: »
    I have told her if she gets a boob job im going to get a penis reduction down to a mere 8.
    8 cm :eek:


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  • #61
    seraphimvc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,358 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    firmness.

    /close thread


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