For All You Boob Men (And Women)

Big Nasty

Have any of your partners / wives / girlfriends etc had a boob job done and what affect did it have on your sex life?

My name is URL

Well her boobs are bigger, but her vagoo is even slacker

FearDark

Nope, theyre perfect

Senna

MCMLXXV wrote: »

What affect did it have on your sex life?

Is this a trick question.

Voltex

My name is URL wrote: »

Well her boobs are bigger, but her vagoo is even slacker

Tommy ten men on the internet eh??
Say it to her face and Id be impressed!!:pac:

soups05

well my moobs are bigger











( i blame the drink :mad:)

Kiera

Wow i just counted the people I've met with fake boobs. 3. One i know well enough and it improved her sex-life with her now hubby tenfold. She lacked confidence and now has it which is great. The other 2 were people i met through old house-mates and work so wouldn't know much about their sexlives.

Why do you ask, OP?

Big Nasty

Kiera wrote: »

Wow i just counted the people I've met with fake boobs. 3. One i know well enough and it improved her sex-life with her now hubby tenfold. She lacked confidence and now has it which is great. The other 2 were people i met through old house-mates and work so wouldn't know much about their sexlives.

Why do you ask, OP?

Just wondering!

Different things turn different people on. If boobs do it for you I'm guessing your partner getting the job done would do your sex life no harm!

wudangclan

Natural,ftw.

GLaDOS

Bigger =/= better

And I am a boob man :cool:

ShagNastii

I can't see how boobs could improve a sex life. You can do not much more with a bigger pair of boobs on your other half. Its not like an extra orifice or anything.

Big Nasty

ShagNastii wrote: »

I can't see how boobs could improve a sex life. You can do not much more with a bigger pair of boobs on your other half. Its not like an extra orifice or anything.

Don't agree - in fact I would rather a fat chick with big ones than a skinny chick with fried eggs.

Lia_lia

I don't know anyone that has had a boob job.

Kiera

ShagNastii wrote: »

I can't see how boobs could improve a sex life. You can do not much more with a bigger pair of boobs on your other half. Its not like an extra orifice or anything.

Of course they can improve it if you're self conscience about your small boobs!

TheZohanS

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Just wondering!

Different things turn different people on. If boobs do it for you I'm guessing your partner getting the job done would do your sex life no harm!

Is she paying for it or are you?

stovelid

She can't stand too near the gas rings now which is a bit of a drag.

netwhizkid

It makes no difference though really, having encountered a bit of plastic I can say I far prefer natures version. That said fake are ok too and if a woman wants them I'd say go for it as it will probably give her a huge self esteem boost etc. Big or small there all good, now a bit of ass is class though!

Big Nasty

TheZohan wrote: »

Is she paying for it or are you?

Doesn't really need it but I wouldn't say no to a little more pertness and firmness and hardness!

stovelid

MCMLXXV wrote: »

but I wouldn't say no to a little more pertness and firmness and hardness!

Viagra?

InkSlinger67

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Doesn't really need it but I wouldn't say no to a little more pertness and firmness and hardness!

That happens me sometime too! I just get the foot pump and sellotape!

Abi

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Doesn't really need it but I wouldn't say no to a little more pertness and firmness and hardness!

What are her thoughts on it?

Ann22

ShagNastii wrote: »

Its not like an extra orifice or anything.

You could squeeze them together and make a warm crevice of sorts:o

wudangclan

Ann22 wrote: »

You could squeeze them together and make a warm crevice of sorts:o

You can get heated false-boobies now?
Mmm.

Kenno90

wudangclan wrote: »

You can get heated false-boobies now?
Mmm.

That would be an amazing pillow :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

jester77

It makes underwater sex more difficult as she keeps floating to the top

SoupyNorman

Is it just me or do you ever hear of girls getting boob jobs and living happily ever after?, always seems that they cause some sort of problem like separation, infection and so on.

Half of me would discourage my GF mainly on those grounds, of course the other half would encourage it as I'd love to have a pair of massive fun bags to play with.

Big Nasty

Double Air Bags = Safe!

Abi

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Double Air Bags = Safe!

So its all her choice then? What a lucky girl she is to have your support on the matter.

You little legend you.

Big Nasty

Abigayle wrote: »

So its all her choice then? What a lucky girl she is to have your support on the matter.

You little legend you.

It's just a question girl - get over it!

ham_n_mustard

i know a girl that had them embiggened and here dad paid for it. kind of has me thinking what goes on behind closed doors....

SoupyNorman

MCMLXXV wrote: »

It's just a question girl - get over it!

....Oh no he di-ent

cooperguy

Give them 10 years to turn to shít and see what the sex life is like then!

Abi

MCMLXXV wrote: »

It's just a question girl - get over it!

Get over what girlfriend?

Big Nasty

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

i know a girl that had them embiggened and here dad paid for it. kind of has me thinking what goes on behind closed doors....

Went out with a girl with the nicest ones ever but she thought they were hurting her back and wanted a reduction done! :eek:

We nearly broke up over it at the time!

SoupyNorman

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

kind of has me thinking what goes on behind closed doors....

Generosity?



'A noble father embiggens the smallest of breasts'

BanzaiBk

Fake boobs are kinda scary. I'm all for people who want them, individual opinion etc but I think if people had proper experience of them they'd think twice.

From my own other partner experience...When you lie down,they remain upright and that's kinda odd. They feel weird, like the sensation is not what you'd expect.

Natural ftw.

The_Thing

http://myfreeimplants.com/

Abi

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Went out with a girl with the nicest ones ever but she thought they were hurting her back and wanted a reduction done! :eek:

We nearly broke up over it at the time!

Trolly McTroller.

Wibbs

Fake boobs feel crap. Its the temperature diff. The saline ones are better for that, but the silcone? Ugh. Either way ugh. They look and feel funny but not in a hearty laugh way.

Latchy

Prefer the real thing myself and those silicon ones have being known to ' Burst'

amacachi

NSFW. Or for your eyes really. http://enterthelaughter.com/images/old-breast-implants.jpg

Boobs are probably the last physical thing I'd rate women on anyway, don't think I'd be into someone who felt the need to get surgery to "improve" herself.

muppetkiller

I would never get a moob job for my woman

Max Power1

Dont think it would matter too much IMO. Then again im not really a "boob man".

KTRIC

Thinking of getting a moob job at the moment. They're just not big enough

Sir Gallagher

What i never got was when people describe perfect breasts and one of the words used is "firmness"... Who wants to be feeling firm breasts? Fake breasts strike me as being firm, they look like they'd feel horrible.

Guru Maith Agut

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

...they look like they'd feel horrible.

So could a vagoo but when ya get into it it's a whole (pardon the pun) different ball game :pac:

stovelid

Silcone is expensive though.

I'm more than willing to donate some of my moob lipids for cash-strapped, flat-chested boardsies.

stovelid

MCMLXXV wrote: »

It's just a question girl - get over it!

Big Nasty

I think we're missing the point here - It's not about whether you like silicone or not! If you like 'em big and your girl is small do you think her getting the job would improve your love life?

Similalry from the ladies perspective, if you were small and got the job done would you expect it to enhance you love life?

Sir Gallagher

Guru Maith Agut wrote: »

So could a vagoo but when ya get into it it's a whole (pardon the pun) different ball game :pac:

Yes but we all know that fake tits don't compare to the real thing feel wise you just have to look at them to know that, now a fanny on the other hand although the majority of the time not very pleasing on the eye everyman knows that it holds the key to a wonderful mystery.

sbsquarepants

Fake = ****e. They may well look great in lads mags and the like, but i'm sure that you'd rather do more than just look at them on your own missus and thats where the problems start, falsies just feel all wrong. If your missus wants bigger ones to show of, tell her to get a wonder bra and leave mother nature alone, she's had a lot more practice at this than any plastic surgeon!!