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Do Chat-up lines work?

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  • #62
    Porkpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    I once approached a girl and asked "What's the worst chat up line you've ever heard?".

    She said "That one".


  • #63
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    Bruce cambells one liners can be adapted quote well already have a coat of cheese on them too


  • #64
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I always wonder what people say after chat up lines. If I were in the situation it'd either be:

    Me: [Chat up line]
    Girl: **** off

    or

    Me: [Chat up line]
    Girl: Ha ha
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: OK, goodbye.


    Wait, no it'd be:
    Me: [chat up line]
    Girl: I want to have sex with you right now.

    I forgot I'm always getting sex. ;)


  • #65
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    adrian280582 wrote: »
    depends how good looking you are at end day

    Ah shit


  • #66
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    me-skywalker wrote: »
    Told a girl she looked Honolulu Groovy! and it worked!
    :D

    Have to say, for its sheer off-the-wall value, that might just do the trick on me! :)


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  • #67
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Dudess wrote: »
    :D

    Have to say, for its sheer off-the-wall value, that might just do the trick on me! :)


    You look Honolulu Groovy


  • #68
    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah shit

    Pics or GTFO :p


  • #69
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Warfi wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO :p

    There's a few pictures in the KYN thread.

    But don't look.


    You'll forever regret it


  • #70
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Greyfox wrote: »
    If a guy uses a chat-up line what he's really saying is:

    I'm a loser and very rarely if ever score with women in a nightclub and don't have any real social skills. As I am rubbish at talking to women I don't have the confidence to start a conversation with hi like normal guys that actually get somewhere with women

    Not true at least he is trying and i always see it a good thing, most people use them in a jokey fashion now anyway.


  • #71
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    brummytom wrote: »
    You look Honolulu Groovy
    In this jurisdiction, you're underage.


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  • #72
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Dudess wrote: »
    In this jurisdiction, you're underage.

    I'll pay for your flight


  • #73
    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    brummytom wrote: »
    There's a few pictures in the KYN thread.

    But don't look.


    You'll forever regret it


    I have to go look now :rolleyes: sound of me walking away


    Sound of me walking back with an added tappity tap cos I'm carrying a walking stick My eyes!!!!!


    Only kidding:)


  • #74
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    stovelid wrote: »
    In fairness, you don't sweat much for a fat bird*




    *copyright Sid The Sexist
    :D

    And the legendary "Do you swallae or spir it oot?"


  • #75
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I've used terrible, terrible chat-up lines and they actually worked before. (Rarely :p)

    The trick is to warn her you're gonna do them before hand or give them a good one that's lesser known. Most times they'll throw a zinger of a chat-up line back at ya and, hey presto, ice is broken.

    If the wimmen sneer at ya (A lot get vicious as fùck) then abort immediately..............and then mutter "lesbian" under your breath.

    "Do you like cheese? Cuz I'm an Easi-Single"

    Ba-Dum-Bum...............PISH!!!!


  • #76
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Warfi wrote: »
    I have to go look now :rolleyes: sound of me walking away


    Sound of me walking back with an added tappity tap cos I'm carrying a walking stick My eyes!!!!!


    Only kidding:)

    I'll save you the bother :p

    Me in April

    Me in September

    Me now

    :pac:


  • #77
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    You know what annoys me?

    When you see a bloke/lad who looks like a shaved scrotum walking down the street with a stunning girl on his arm/face. How do they do it?! :(


  • #78
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    You know what annoys me?

    When you see a bloke/lad who looks like a shaved scrotum walking down the street with a stunning girl on his arm/face. How do they do it?! :(
    Charm and wit, great personality and a deep soul? Who gives a flying fuck about looks these days, everyone expecting to get a supermodel that wont eat so you get a gorgeous girlfriend and dont have to pay for food?


    Cop on Tom ;)


  • #79
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Charm and wit, great personality and a deep soul? Who gives a flying fuck about looks these days, everyone expecting to get a supermodel that wont eat so you get a gorgeous girlfriend and dont have to pay for food?


    Cop on Tom ;)

    Stop watching Grey's Anatomy and all that other womany TV with their implausible stories. :pac:


  • #80
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Desperate Housewives,actually, and a bit of Boston Legal thrown in ;)


  • #81
    TomCo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭TomCo


    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Males range between 900-1500 lbs being 25-45% larger than adult Females which range from 330-660 lbs.

    Get your coat.


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  • #82
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Charm and wit, great personality and a deep soul? Who gives a flying fuck about looks these days, everyone expecting to get a supermodel that wont eat so you get a gorgeous girlfriend and dont have to pay for food?


    Cop on Tom ;)

    Absolute horse poo :pac:


  • #83
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    TomCo wrote: »
    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Males range between 900-1500 lbs being 25-45% larger than adult Females which range from 330-660 lbs.

    Get your coat.
    Fuck me coat, I'm gettin me gloves, scarf and hat aswell!


  • #84
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Absolute horse poo :pac:
    Oh....yeah....you're the exception ;)


  • #85
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Fuck me
    :D

    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Oh....yeah....you're the exception ;)

    I've been told by a million girls what a nice, kind, caring, funny lad I am. The only reason I'm any of those things is because I'm a horny teenager. But they think it's because I'm a mate :(


  • #86
    TomCo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Fuck me coat, I'm gettin me gloves, scarf and hat aswell!

    Probably for the best, Polar bears live in the Arctic circle.


  • #87
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Tom, I am soooo not letting you lose your virginity to a guy, so don't fuck me please, and in that case, outsource.



    www.russianmailorderbridesforlonelyyoungbrits.com is brilliant.


  • #88
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Tom, I am soooo not letting you lose your virginity to a guy, so don't fuck me please, and in that case, outsource.



    www.russianmailorderbridesforlonelyyoungbrits.com is brilliant.

    You're a lad?! :eek:


  • #89
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    You're a lad?! :eek:
    Yes, and my girlfriend is jenny2hat on this forum :L


  • #90
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Wow! For some reason I always thought you were... you know... a wimminz


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  • #91
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Wow! For some reason I always thought you were... you know... a wimminz
    Hm, done a trousers check, nope, a guy :rolleyes:


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