Do Chat-up lines work?

rizzee · 23-11-2009 02:45AM

Is your dad a thief.... cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Bless.

Funglegunk · 23-11-2009 02:52AM

Do you wanna go halvies on a bastard?

brendansmith · 23-11-2009 02:58AM

Is your dad a thief.... cause someone robbed my wallet and hes a dodgy fukker.

spartan1 · 23-11-2009 03:07AM

ok, post re edited, Midnight obviously saw the same movie

but still
I have found in my experience that "hi, whats your name ? " is 100% the way to go.

worked as recently as last night, its fool proof, where a chat up line sooooooooooo isnt

Midnight_EG · 23-11-2009 03:08AM

spartan1 wrote: »

how bout
"how heavy is a polar bear ?................ heavy enough to break the ice"

Never used it tho

I have found in my experience that "hi, whats your name ? " is 100% the way to go.

I...I....I....I said that 20 posts ago :pac:

Saibh · 23-11-2009 03:09AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice :cool:

spartan1 wrote: »

how bout
"how heavy is a polar bear ?................ heavy enough to break the ice"

Never used it tho

You should compare notes with Midnight_EG...:p

brendansmith · 23-11-2009 03:23AM

spartan1 wrote: »

how bout
"how heavy is a polar bear ?................ heavy enough to break the ice"

.

Already said.

TheBigLebowski · 23-11-2009 03:50AM

adrian280582 wrote: »

depends how good looking you are at end day

This is the truth and I see it often.

Ugly Joe goes up to girl and gives her a cheesy line and girl thinks he's Mr. sleazy weirdo.

Handsone Jim gives her practically the same line and he's Mr. funny nice guy just trying to break the ice.

LD 50 · 23-11-2009 04:18AM

Warfi wrote: »

Well unfortunately it didn't end in happy ever after. Nice lad, but it just didn't work out between us. But I'll always remember his generosity in the bedroom department , makes me smile every now and again

Fixed ya post:D

brendansmith · 23-11-2009 04:34AM

Hey baby, lets be friends forever, with benefits?

Esel · 23-11-2009 04:45AM

Is your father in jail? If I was your father, I would be.

brendansmith · 23-11-2009 04:49AM

Is that a ladder in your tights? Cause if it is, wear different tights and stop being such a mess. You make me sick. I fukkin hate sluts like you.

brendansmith · 23-11-2009 04:52AM

How much does a polar bear weigh? About the same as you id say. Maybe you should give the beer and kebabs a rest for one weekend yeah? Your parent must be disgusted at what they have created. Slag.

Saibh · 23-11-2009 05:10AM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice :cool:

spartan1 wrote: »

ok, post re edited, Midnight obviously saw the same movie

but still
I have found in my experience that "hi, whats your name ? " is 100% the way to go.

worked as recently as last night, its fool proof, where a chat up line sooooooooooo isnt

brendansmith wrote: »

Already said.

brendansmith wrote: »

How much does a polar bear weigh? About the same as you id say. Maybe you should give the beer and kebabs a rest for one weekend yeah? Your parent must be disgusted at what they have created. Slag.

That poor polar bear....

me-skywalker · 23-11-2009 05:18AM

Told a girl she looked Honolulu Groovy! and it worked!

SoWatchaWant · 23-11-2009 08:23AM

Chat up lines don't work, the person does!

jester77 · 23-11-2009 09:43AM

I hate chat up lines, have had wimmin try them on me and they are just so kitsch. Although I must admit I once tried threw out a line and it worked. No idea why I did, just threw it out without thinking, "you wouldn't turn down a handsome guy like me?"... can't believe that worked. I felt a little embarrassed after I had said it.

Caliden · 23-11-2009 09:46AM

I find "Howya honey, what's good with you? Movies or pints or what?" works well

stovelid · 23-11-2009 10:28AM

Chat-up lines are a myth.

If she likes you and you don't say anything too mortifying, you're in. If she doesn't like you, it rarely matters what you say.

Porkpie · 23-11-2009 10:31AM

If you're Johnny Depp they work. Otherwise no.

R0ot · 23-11-2009 10:40AM

Do you have any idea how much a polar bear weighs?

Well, enough to break the ice.

stovelid · 23-11-2009 10:42AM

In fairness, you don't sweat much for a fat bird*

*copyright Sid The Sexist

yupyup7up · 23-11-2009 10:54AM

Last year I was watching boondocks and they had a piss-take of soul-plane 2(youll find this on youtube). Decided to rob a line from that. Was passing a really good lookin girl in a club, but kind smiled and started turning towards her as she went passed and I said "Damn B!tch!, you as fine as a mother f*cker!" she started roaring laughing and I went off with her. and she was about 4 years older than me as well. Thank f*ck she had a sense of humour!

I usually go up talking to girls and then if I get the feeling that they like me I say "wheres your boyfriend" and end up goin off with them...(cuz they dont have one

)

Another time I said that, the girl said that he was back in Waterford and said that things were a bit complicated between them, so I just said that things were gonna get a lot more complicated and ended up goin off with her... pretty damn funny

BraziliaNZ · 23-11-2009 11:01AM

yesterday there was a girl in the gym I was ogling and made eye contact with a few times who was a really hot 30-something year old. So afterwards I was standing at the exit waiting for the rain to calm down and she came out too and asked me where I was going and if I wanted a lift. Unfortunately I live just across the road, as I told her, and she went on her way.
Could this be interpreted as some kind of come-on? Jesus she was fine...

jester77 · 23-11-2009 11:14AM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

yesterday there was a girl in the gym I was ogling and made eye contact with a few times who was a really hot 30-something year old. So afterwards I was standing at the exit waiting for the rain to calm down and she came out too and asked me where I was going and if I wanted a lift. Unfortunately I live just across the road, as I told her, and she went on her way.
Could this be interpreted as some kind of come-on? Jesus she was fine...

Total missed opportunity. I was in a similarish scenario a few years back, taxi rank was busy, was talking to a few girls in the line and we got into the same taxi, taxi driver asked where I was going and I looked at the girl beside me and replied to the taxi driver... "I'm not sure", he turned around and looked at me and she replied back "he's going to ..." whatever her address was!

Porkpie · 23-11-2009 11:18AM

I was getting a coffee yesterday with a mate. The waitress (very hot) came over to our table with our desserts. She looked at my mate and asked "Danish?" I said "No, he's Irish". My mate bust his hole laughing. The waitress didn't. Some people have no sense of humour. :rolleyes:

BraziliaNZ · 23-11-2009 11:19AM

well maybe i'll see her again there

Hyperbullet · 23-11-2009 11:22AM

Mate of mine asked a girl once: "Hows your fanny for lodgers?". Such a smack he received afterwards. Well deserved too.

Greyfox · 23-11-2009 12:07PM

If a guy uses a chat-up line what he's really saying is:

I'm a loser and very rarely if ever score with women in a nightclub and don't have any real social skills. As I am rubbish at talking to women I don't have the confidence to start a conversation with hi like normal guys that actually get somewhere with women

praiseach · 23-11-2009 12:08PM

the worst one i heard was 'jesus you didnt get those lips from sucking oranges madam'

cheeky scut he was!!!!

there was a guy in the smoking area of the front door pub a few weeks back, he had robbed a clothes tag off his sister prob but he was going around pulling at peoples back pretending the had left the tag on their clothes!!

i laughed it was original and it did get me talking to him even though i was only slagging him cause he used a size 14 tag most of the other ladies werent impressed!!!!!!

Do Chat-up lines work?

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