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Men do you shave your Gonads?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I dip my balls in napalm. Not even a mach 3 can get that close.

    Do you light that napalm? Because it wouldn't burn unless you did and it would just leave a big sticky mess all around ya.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I shave the whole lot with electric trimmer and leave just a little bit of a .. Hollywood I guess. I look like a pornstar I tell ya :D

    That's a good thing right? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭TomCo


    I just trim with the trimmers on my electric razor.

    Does anyone wax their sack?
    It sounds like a good recipe for accidental castration.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I shave the whole lot and leave just a little bit of a .. Hollywood I guess. I look like a pornstar I tell ya :D

    That's a good thing right? :p

    Well, it probably gives women the impression you can last for hours.

    I will assume the reality is much different.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Do you light that napalm? Because it wouldn't burn unless you did and it would just leave a big sticky mess all around ya.

    Well I'd say the napalm itself you kinda burn the skin, leaving petroleum based thing son your skin probably isnt the best idea :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Fad wrote: »
    Well I'd say the napalm itself you kinda burn the skin, leaving petroleum based thing son your skin probably isnt the best idea :)

    That explains why that happened with Vaseline then!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I will assume the reality is much different.

    Well, I know how much women like you like to belittle men by making fun of what you guess their erectile performance to be, so I shall let you have your fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, I know how much women like you like to belittle men by making fun of what you guess their erectile performance to be, so I shall let you have your fun.

    I'm a dude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I'm a dude.

    If your a dude, then what's with the Avatar of the little girl?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭furiousox


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I look like a pornstar I tell ya :D

    Not unless you have a moustache! :pac:

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    furiousox wrote: »
    Not unless you have a moustache! :pac:
    And your name is Lance Hardwood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    And your name is Lance Hardwood.

    Phil McCrackin at your service ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    If your a dude, then what's with the Avatar of the little girl?

    Tut tut!!

    /Haven't you learned anything yet?

    /Don't judge a post by it's Avatar.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭furiousox


    And your name is Lance Hardwood.


    Or Peter North

    (legend, use google)

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Tut tut!!

    /Haven't you learned anything yet?

    /Don't judge a post by it's Avatar.:D

    You mean your not??? .. no, say it ain't so SS :D


  • Posts: 24,773 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No way. Any man that removes hair below his neck is not really a man he is some sort of soft half woman half useless bastard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    I'm a dude.


    took me about 3 weeks to realise you were a dude before. there's something about your posts. i dunno. i can't blame that guy for messing up either!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭furiousox


    No way. Any man that removes hair below his neck is not really a man he is some sort of soft half woman half useless bastard.


    Or Lance Armstrong

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭TomCo


    furiousox wrote: »
    Or Peter North

    (legend, use google)

    Peter North is gay for pay though.

    Do you not read the news at all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    If your a dude, then what's with the Avatar of the little girl?

    Eh, that's Schroder from Charlie Brown. A guy.

    I have a swinging set, you wanna see 'em?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭furiousox


    TomCo wrote: »
    Peter North is gay for pay though.

    Do you not read the news at all?

    Gay News?

    No ;)

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Eh, that's Schroder from Charlie Brown. A guy.

    I have a swinging set, you wanna see 'em?

    GTFO with yer pics.
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭inode


    i been trimming for like a year, could never grow the ole afro back now :p
    look at all these great reasons to do it. ;)
    1. Cleanliness. The crotch is a focal point for heat, sweat, and bacteria. Cropping or removing your pubic hair makes that area much easier to keep clean, and more importantly, smelling clean and manly. She's more likely to explore that area up close if it's well maintained.

    2. Novelty. The contrast between your obviously adult-sized package and your new hairlessness can be quite erotic, and not just to you! Your lover may gush over the idea of making love to what now has the illusion of being forbidden fruit.

    3. It's More Inviting. If you remove most or all of her objections to performing oral sex on you, isn't it worth the trouble? Pay special attention to removing stray hairs from your shaft. Hair in the mouth sucks, but she won't if she finds one.

    4. Don't Forget The Scrotum. A woman's body is playground of softness and smoothness, so don't you think she'll appreciate the same on you? A silky smooth ball sack invites both manual and oral caresses. She's far more likely to play down there if she doesn't have to use a weed-whacker to find it.

    5. It's Healthier. She'll see immediately that you have no skin outbreaks or unwanted "critters" to hide. Furthermore, you will have greater manual sensitivity when you perform your periodic testicular self-exam. You do examine yourself regularly, don't you? You should. The earlier you catch any problems, the easier they are to fix.

    6. It's Fun To Let Her Do It! That's right, let her shave you! This is not only an exercise in trust, but a highly-suspenseful erotic thrill ride. The danger of an ultra sharp razor in such a sensitive area, the tension of long slow razor strokes, the aching of your pulse-pounding erection, and the foamy friction of her shaving-creamed hand on your shaft can intensify your pleasure like you never thought possible. Just don't make any sudden moves.

    And most importantly (to some at least):

    7. It Makes Your Erection Look Huge. I'm not kidding - you will swear that you gained at least an extra inch in length! If your crotch is not groomed regularly, you probably have pubic hair at least part way up your shaft. Your penis "appears" to begin where that pubic hair ends. Remove the underbrush and your hidden length will be revealed.

    When you're grooming the hair on your "big head," don't forget about the hair on the "little head" too! Whether you do it to please yourself or a partner (or both), regular pubic hair grooming or even total pubic hair removal can spice up your love life. If you like it enough, consider permanent removal methods such as laser hair removal or electrolysis.

    Note that some people experience moderate to intense itching the first few days after shaving as the pubic hair grows back. You might want your first grooming experience to be at the beginning of a weekend so you're not squirming in your office chair all day Monday! The itching should decrease or stop if you continue to groom yourself regularly.

    And if the guys in the gym locker room make fun of you, first ask them why they are checking out your package. In the embarrassed silence that follows, tell them why you did it, that you're having twice as much sex as they are, and what she's doing now that she wouldn't do before! Then get ready to answer their questions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Eh, that's Schroder from Charlie Brown. A guy.
    I have a swinging set, you wanna see 'em?

    My apologies. I was a Top Cat, Penelope Pitstop man myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭furiousox


    inode wrote: »
    i been trimming for like a year, could never grow the ole afro back now :p
    look at all these great reasons to do it. ;)

    l would consider it, but it would have to be waxing.
    Back, sack, crack, no razors!

    Anyone got any tales re waxing?

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    Yep - totally shaved - once a week in the bath with a normal disposable razor
    never had an accident and a lot faster and safer then trimming

    Last Girlfriend was 4 years younger and made it very clear that I had to be clean shaven or nothing would happen :)

    Makes such a great difference

    No problems with itch , more hygienic too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    furiousox wrote: »

    Anyone got any tales re waxing?


    The problem with waxing is ingrown hairs

    a few years back for charity myself and 3 other lads had our legs waxed and that was the biggest problem - we all broke out in parts with pimple sized itchy ingrown hairs

    I've heard the same about fellas getting their backs done


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    You mean your not??? .. no, say it ain't so SS :D

    Innocent?

    Not by any means.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Last Girlfriend was 4 years younger and made it very clear that I had to be clean shaven or nothing would happen :)

    Damn Sex & The City has a lot to answer for.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    took me about 3 weeks to realise you were a dude before. there's something about your posts. i dunno. i can't blame that guy for messing up either!!

    HA!:D Quality burn!!!:p


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