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Men do you shave your Gonads?

  • 20-11-2009 11:52pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭


    Has this is the age of the modern man and the metro sexual, how many of you fine looking chaps have taken to shaving the old diggle dangleys for the other half?

    ;)

    Hairy Plums? 83 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    49% 41 votes
    I'm a Eunuch
    50% 42 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    My other half doesn't have "diggle dangleys"...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    No way.
    I accidently cut myself often enough while shaving my face, I ain't going down there with a razor...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭keefg


    Only when I wear a short skirt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    i mach 3'd it once. how wrong i was


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I use a head razor on 0 to do it, but I don't use a proper razor for it.

    So yes, I do.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 899 ✭✭✭djk1000


    Fúck no!:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭Fromvert


    Tight scissors cut. I won't be taking a Mach 3 to my twig and giggle berries any time soon.

    But I do moisturise them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    I use the Fusion no problem, never to much as nicked my self.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,193 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Do I shave my Gonads?

    Christ no.. I do shave my testicles however.

    Short back and sides, a bit of wax and I'm READY FOR THE WEEKEND!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    No...think of the stubble. Can you imagine the itchiness.

    No thanks, I'll keep mine clean, and maybe a combing on special occasions, but no haircuts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    winston82 wrote: »
    i mach 3'd it once. how wrong i was


    No mentions of Gillette products please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    Pussies.......I burn my pubes off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Yes .... neat and wrinkley ballsack.....lol...all the better for her to suck on....oooohhhh what a feeling !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Trim it down there, the irritation of a shave was an experience not to be repeated, just keep it trimmed and the wimmens folk love it. I consider it common courtesy really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    mikom wrote: »
    No mentions of Gillette products please.

    it's cool, it was my flatmates razor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,193 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    I consider it common courtesy really.
    I consider it common courtesy to let them f*ck me in the first place!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I wanted to, once, but couldn't figure out how to unzip my scrotum to get to them.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    All the time ,it's more hygiene that way although I dont mind the ol muff (female ) myself


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Oh crap. I'm gonna have to shave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I use a head razor on 0 to do it, but I don't use a proper razor for it.

    So yes, I do.


    I feel kinda gay quoting you, and agreeing!... But yea, same here.

    /bollox I have a horn now.

    .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭ash xxx


    Aaaah gentlemen, us ladies do you boys the common courtesy of keeping ourselves nice and tidy, waxing and shaving for the sexy times we give you. Is it too much to have your dangly bits nice and smooth, in all fairness, its for yer benefit. :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,083 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Back :)
    Sack :eek:
    Crack :eek:

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    NEVER!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭angeldelight


    He doesn't but I wish he did and if he did I'd make it worth his while!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    If a woman can have a shaven haven then i can have a shiny sac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 929 ✭✭✭TheCardHolder


    Did it once. Never again, such irratation :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    He doesn't but I wish he did and if he did I'd make it worth his while!

    What?

    There would be more than shaving cream?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I feel kinda gay quoting you, and agreeing!... But yea, same here.

    /bollox I have a horn now.

    .

    I tend to have that effect ye big steamer ya!!!


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The Saint wrote: »
    Pussies.......I burn my pubes off.


    I dip my balls in napalm. Not even a mach 3 can get that close.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I dip my balls in napalm. Not even a mach 3 can get that close.

    Do you light that napalm? Because it wouldn't burn unless you did and it would just leave a big sticky mess all around ya.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I shave the whole lot with electric trimmer and leave just a little bit of a .. Hollywood I guess. I look like a pornstar I tell ya :D

    That's a good thing right? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    I just trim with the trimmers on my electric razor.

    Does anyone wax their sack?
    It sounds like a good recipe for accidental castration.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I shave the whole lot and leave just a little bit of a .. Hollywood I guess. I look like a pornstar I tell ya :D

    That's a good thing right? :p

    Well, it probably gives women the impression you can last for hours.

    I will assume the reality is much different.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Do you light that napalm? Because it wouldn't burn unless you did and it would just leave a big sticky mess all around ya.

    Well I'd say the napalm itself you kinda burn the skin, leaving petroleum based thing son your skin probably isnt the best idea :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Fad wrote: »
    Well I'd say the napalm itself you kinda burn the skin, leaving petroleum based thing son your skin probably isnt the best idea :)

    That explains why that happened with Vaseline then!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I will assume the reality is much different.

    Well, I know how much women like you like to belittle men by making fun of what you guess their erectile performance to be, so I shall let you have your fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, I know how much women like you like to belittle men by making fun of what you guess their erectile performance to be, so I shall let you have your fun.

    I'm a dude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I'm a dude.

    If your a dude, then what's with the Avatar of the little girl?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,083 ✭✭✭furiousox


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I look like a pornstar I tell ya :D

    Not unless you have a moustache! :pac:

    CPL 593H



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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    furiousox wrote: »
    Not unless you have a moustache! :pac:
    And your name is Lance Hardwood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    And your name is Lance Hardwood.

    Phil McCrackin at your service ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    If your a dude, then what's with the Avatar of the little girl?

    Tut tut!!

    /Haven't you learned anything yet?

    /Don't judge a post by it's Avatar.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,083 ✭✭✭furiousox


    And your name is Lance Hardwood.


    Or Peter North

    (legend, use google)

    CPL 593H



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Tut tut!!

    /Haven't you learned anything yet?

    /Don't judge a post by it's Avatar.:D

    You mean your not??? .. no, say it ain't so SS :D


  • Posts: 24,714 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No way. Any man that removes hair below his neck is not really a man he is some sort of soft half woman half useless bastard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    I'm a dude.


    took me about 3 weeks to realise you were a dude before. there's something about your posts. i dunno. i can't blame that guy for messing up either!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,083 ✭✭✭furiousox


    No way. Any man that removes hair below his neck is not really a man he is some sort of soft half woman half useless bastard.


    Or Lance Armstrong

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    furiousox wrote: »
    Or Peter North

    (legend, use google)

    Peter North is gay for pay though.

    Do you not read the news at all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    If your a dude, then what's with the Avatar of the little girl?

    Eh, that's Schroder from Charlie Brown. A guy.

    I have a swinging set, you wanna see 'em?


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