Wearing Dead People on Your Face

Paddy Samurai · 20-11-2009 11:22AM #1

Don't have any cosmetic work done myself........but just wondering would it bother anyone (who has work done)to be wearing fat from dead people on their face,or in the body,if it makes you look good.
I mean obviously its the norm to be using fat from bodies in cosmetic procedures.Did'nt know that myself till i seen this story.

Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe.......................Police said the gang could be behind the disappearances of up to 60 people in the region. .........an international network trafficking human fat" was operating from Peru.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm

biko · 20-11-2009 11:32AM

They could ask the Israelis how to get money for kidneys, eyes, etc - no need to waste good organs.

CreepingDeath · 20-11-2009 12:14PM

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Don't have any cosmetic work done myself........but just wondering would it bother anyone (who has work done)to be wearing fat from dead people on their face,or in the body,if it makes you look good.

Bizarre.
Sure if they advertised free liposuctions to Americans/Mary Harney they wouldn't need to kill anyone.

Wazdakka · 20-11-2009 12:15PM

This is a sad proof of where AH is these days..

There is a thread titled "Wearing Dead People on your face" that has been running foor 40 min.. And it has one two replys...
What the hell man??

OT.

The first person was arrested earlier this month in a bus station in Lima, carrying a shipment of the fat.

If that was a random search.. Can you imagine the poor cop?
"Could you please open your bag sir as we suspect you of trafficking narcot.... :eek:"

AnonoBoy · 20-11-2009 12:46PM

I thought this was going to be a thread offering a unique outsider's perspective on Halloween masks or something.

Instead it's just a run-of-the-mill people being murdered for their fat that gets smuggled across the border and then injected into other people's faces story.

Boring.

enda1 · 20-11-2009 12:52PM

Seems a bit ridiculous and incredulous to be honest when fat is supposedly quite cheap and a waste by-product of many surgeries. Though can't think of what other use they would have of it...

Lux23 · 20-11-2009 01:12PM

Can they not just take it from my ass? I don't want dead people fat it won't be as good.

opinion guy · 20-11-2009 01:36PM

Lux23 wrote: »

Can they not just take it from my ass? I don't want dead people fat it won't be as good.

Depends on your ass I guess...

biko · 20-11-2009 01:40PM

Surely they were inspired by Tyler Durden

Lux23 · 20-11-2009 01:41PM

opinion guy wrote: »

Depends on your ass I guess...

Well I am mostly Irish so you know

NothingMan · 20-11-2009 01:45PM

Lux23 wrote: »

Can they not just take it from my ass? I don't want dead people fat it won't be as good.

Fine, but everyone will officially be able to call you assface without violating a personal abuse rule.

Gyalist · 20-11-2009 01:47PM

Infant foreskins are used to grow the cells in women's face creams.

Lux23 · 20-11-2009 01:49PM

NothingMan wrote: »

Fine, but everyone will officially be able to call you assface without violating a personal abuse rule.

Ok I can deal with that but it won't be for another 20 years so can you wait?

petes · 20-11-2009 01:50PM

Transmogrifaction

General Zod · 20-11-2009 02:55PM

10 run "pearl necklace joke"
20 goto 10

fake edit: or for the really geeky, script it in perl

mukki · 20-11-2009 03:56PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

This is a sad proof of where AH is these days..

There is a thread titled "Wearing Dead People on your face" that has been running foor 40 min.. And it has one two replys...
What the hell man??

if this was a thread about fish that are alive but half cooked being injecting people's faces it would have been more popular

dr.bollocko · 20-11-2009 04:02PM

How they gonna market that?
Picture of Maddie with "because I'm worth it" written in under?
Though to be fair she wasn't fat.

gaz wac · 20-11-2009 04:10PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

How they gonna market that?
Picture of Maddie with "because I'm worth it" written in under?
Though to be fair she wasn't fat.

They prob dont use ugly people, remember her mad eye eeewwwww !!!

20-11-2009 04:17PM

AH really is gone to the dogs recently.

builttospill · 20-11-2009 04:23PM

I wore Wendy Richard on my face last Friday night in coppers. Suffice to say I didn't get the ride.

ejmaztec · 20-11-2009 04:44PM

Brian Cowen has refused to take part in a campaign to endorse the procedure, and has denied that he's had anything done. In other news, King Kong's arse is missing.

Mike 1972 · 20-11-2009 04:49PM

The Soylent corporation diversifies into the cosmetics business ?

dr.bollocko · 20-11-2009 04:50PM

"She warn't dead when I started going down your honour. That clitoris chap is elusive."

jumpguy · 20-11-2009 07:03PM

Just read that there. Sick stuff. It was also sold to phareucitical companies in Europe. We could've been swallowing pills made from human fat.

TBH, for a woman, it's got to be disturbing to think their make-up might contain the remains of dead human fat.

Paddy Samurai · 20-11-2009 08:16PM

This is the bit that impressed me.............

The liquidised product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe.

€10000? approx per ltr of liquidised fat.

Now i know it would vary,and obvisiously they would have targeted really fat people to maximise profits.
But i was wondering the average human?,how many Ltrs of fat would be the norm .
What is the average return per body???
Anyone know?,any medical students out there?

With recycling all the rage nowdays,could you arrange to sell your body fat when dead.If you had 10ltrs of body fat thats 100k profit for your family.

Mike 1972 · 20-11-2009 09:34PM

Gyalist wrote: »

Infant foreskins are used to grow the cells in women's face creams.

Source ? (assuming youre serious) I did come across some website onetime which claimed the same in relation to cells from aborted foetueses/embryos/babies but given the source I would be inclined to call BS

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

With recycling all the rage nowdays,could you arrange to sell your body fat when dead.If you had 10ltrs of body fat thats 100k profit for your family.

I prefer the idea of biofuel personally

starbelgrade · 20-11-2009 10:02PM

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

This is the bit that impressed me.............

€10000? approx per ltr of liquidised fat.

Harney is literally, sitting on a goldmine.

wudangclan · 20-11-2009 10:03PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Harney is literally, sitting on a goldmine.

We could halve the national debt.

opinion guy · 20-11-2009 10:05PM

Mary Harney: Putting the fat in 'fat cats'

Duiske · 20-11-2009 10:52PM

Once in a while you read something which makes you think WTF ? !! These guys get my "Sick Bastards of The Week" award .

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/11/20/fat.dead.humans.peru/index.html

MagicMarker · 20-11-2009 10:53PM

My recession is over at least.

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