Wearing Dead People on Your Face

Paddy Samurai

Don't have any cosmetic work done myself........but just wondering would it bother anyone (who has work done)to be wearing fat from dead people on their face,or in the body,if it makes you look good.
I mean obviously its the norm to be using fat from bodies in cosmetic procedures.Did'nt know that myself till i seen this story.

Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe.......................Police said the gang could be behind the disappearances of up to 60 people in the region. .........an international network trafficking human fat" was operating from Peru.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm

biko

They could ask the Israelis how to get money for kidneys, eyes, etc - no need to waste good organs.

CreepingDeath

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Don't have any cosmetic work done myself........but just wondering would it bother anyone (who has work done)to be wearing fat from dead people on their face,or in the body,if it makes you look good.

Bizarre.
Sure if they advertised free liposuctions to Americans/Mary Harney they wouldn't need to kill anyone.

Wazdakka

This is a sad proof of where AH is these days..

There is a thread titled "Wearing Dead People on your face" that has been running foor 40 min.. And it has one two replys...
What the hell man??


OT.

The first person was arrested earlier this month in a bus station in Lima, carrying a shipment of the fat.

If that was a random search.. Can you imagine the poor cop?
"Could you please open your bag sir as we suspect you of trafficking narcot.... :eek:"

AnonoBoy

I thought this was going to be a thread offering a unique outsider's perspective on Halloween masks or something.

Instead it's just a run-of-the-mill people being murdered for their fat that gets smuggled across the border and then injected into other people's faces story.

Boring.

enda1

Seems a bit ridiculous and incredulous to be honest when fat is supposedly quite cheap and a waste by-product of many surgeries. Though can't think of what other use they would have of it...

Lux23

Can they not just take it from my ass? I don't want dead people fat it won't be as good.

opinion guy

Lux23 wrote: »

Can they not just take it from my ass? I don't want dead people fat it won't be as good.

Depends on your ass I guess...

biko

Surely they were inspired by Tyler Durden

Lux23

opinion guy wrote: »

Depends on your ass I guess...

Well I am mostly Irish so you know

NothingMan

Lux23 wrote: »

Can they not just take it from my ass? I don't want dead people fat it won't be as good.

Fine, but everyone will officially be able to call you assface without violating a personal abuse rule.

Gyalist

Infant foreskins are used to grow the cells in women's face creams.

Lux23

NothingMan wrote: »

Fine, but everyone will officially be able to call you assface without violating a personal abuse rule.

Ok I can deal with that but it won't be for another 20 years so can you wait?

petes

Transmogrifaction

General Zod

10 run "pearl necklace joke"
20 goto 10

fake edit: or for the really geeky, script it in perl

mukki

Wazdakka wrote: »

This is a sad proof of where AH is these days..

There is a thread titled "Wearing Dead People on your face" that has been running foor 40 min.. And it has one two replys...
What the hell man??

if this was a thread about fish that are alive but half cooked being injecting people's faces it would have been more popular

dr.bollocko

How they gonna market that?
Picture of Maddie with "because I'm worth it" written in under?
Though to be fair she wasn't fat.

gaz wac

dr.bollocko wrote: »

How they gonna market that?
Picture of Maddie with "because I'm worth it" written in under?
Though to be fair she wasn't fat.

They prob dont use ugly people, remember her mad eye eeewwwww !!!

AH really is gone to the dogs recently.

builttospill

I wore Wendy Richard on my face last Friday night in coppers. Suffice to say I didn't get the ride.

ejmaztec

Brian Cowen has refused to take part in a campaign to endorse the procedure, and has denied that he's had anything done. In other news, King Kong's arse is missing.

Mike 1972

The Soylent corporation diversifies into the cosmetics business ?

dr.bollocko

"She warn't dead when I started going down your honour. That clitoris chap is elusive."

jumpguy

Just read that there. Sick stuff. It was also sold to phareucitical companies in Europe. We could've been swallowing pills made from human fat.

TBH, for a woman, it's got to be disturbing to think their make-up might contain the remains of dead human fat.

Paddy Samurai

This is the bit that impressed me.............

The liquidised product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe.

€10000? approx per ltr of liquidised fat.

Now i know it would vary,and obvisiously they would have targeted really fat people to maximise profits.
But i was wondering the average human?,how many Ltrs of fat would be the norm .
What is the average return per body???
Anyone know?,any medical students out there?

With recycling all the rage nowdays,could you arrange to sell your body fat when dead.If you had 10ltrs of body fat thats 100k profit for your family.

Mike 1972

Gyalist wrote: »

Infant foreskins are used to grow the cells in women's face creams.

Source ? (assuming youre serious) I did come across some website onetime which claimed the same in relation to cells from aborted foetueses/embryos/babies but given the source I would be inclined to call BS

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

With recycling all the rage nowdays,could you arrange to sell your body fat when dead.If you had 10ltrs of body fat thats 100k profit for your family.

I prefer the idea of biofuel personally

starbelgrade

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

This is the bit that impressed me.............


€10000? approx per ltr of liquidised fat.

Harney is literally, sitting on a goldmine.

wudangclan

starbelgrade wrote: »

Harney is literally, sitting on a goldmine.

We could halve the national debt.

opinion guy

Mary Harney: Putting the fat in 'fat cats'

Duiske

Once in a while you read something which makes you think WTF ? !! These guys get my "Sick Bastards of The Week" award .

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/11/20/fat.dead.humans.peru/index.html

MagicMarker

My recession is over at least.

Mmcd

Misleading title - I thought the chiropracters had finally had enough!

southsiderosie

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought you were talking about this:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6714

boogle

They shoulda just hung around out the back of the liposuction clinic like yer man in that filum.

My name is URL

southsiderosie wrote: »

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought you were talking about this:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6714

You could totally do her back fat

Mrmoe

All I want to know is for what commercial purpose to they need the human fat for? wouldn't it be easier to get it off a pig?

junkyard

Makes great soap, or so i'm told............

The_Minister

Such a small thing to kill 60 people for...

Duiske

Mrmoe wrote: »

All I want to know is for what commercial purpose to they need the human fat for? wouldn't it be easier to get it off a pig?

Be easier to catch a human. Imagine a race between Porky Pig and Mary Harney. Who would win ?

Ciaran500

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055745597

jumpguy

There was thread on this earlier today.

The fat was sold to European cosmetic and pharmeucitical companies. That's probably the sickest part of it.

Mrmoe

Duiske wrote: »

Be easier to catch a human. Imagine a race between Porky Pig and Mary Harney. Who would win ?

I think Porky Pig would set a land speed record to save its own bacon if it had Mary Harney running after it

aligator_am

enda1 wrote: »

Seems a bit ridiculous and incredulous to be honest when fat is supposedly quite cheap and a waste by-product of many surgeries. Though can't think of what other use they would have of it...

Have you seen Jennifer Lopez?

Gyalist

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Source ? (assuming youre serious) I did come across some website onetime which claimed the same in relation to cells from aborted foetueses/embryos/babies but given the source I would be inclined to call BS



I prefer the idea of biofuel personally

Did you think that the hospitals just threw away foreskins? The big racket is US hospitals is that they charge you for the circumcision procedure and then profit from it again by selling them on to bio-medical companies.

Read this and this.

Mike 1972

Ok guess you have me on that one.

Although Im still more bothered the fact that some hospitals are removing foreskins without there being any actual medical necessity for doing so rather than where they might be ending up. (Then again the latter may be contributing to the former).

BeerWolf

Link

It's like something out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre or such... scary

Nick_oliveri

Their money was purportedly coming from the cosmetics industry, thousands of english pounds per litre of fat. Disgusting on a few levels. Got to get that celebrity look...

cherryghost

im looking sexy thanks to my mel gibson fat anti wrinkle cream

dlofnep

Why not just use liposuction? Too soon?

Rhyme

"Two of the suspects were arrested at a bus station in the capital, Lima, carrying bottles of liquid fat"

Pour a forty brah.

PirateShampoo

Nick_oliveri wrote: »

Their money was purportedly coming from the cosmetics industry, thousands of english pounds per litre of fat. Disgusting on a few levels. Got to get that celebrity look...

They weren't getting any money for it, they where hoping to get money for it.

$9000 per liter of fat is what they where hoping to get.

Which doesn't make sense when you could offer someone Lippo suction for free and get more than that for less than half the price.