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  • #992
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It thought you favored it's mate and was sulking under there


    Why do people keep using my drive way as a turnaround?


  • #993
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    because you must live across the road from me.

    Do i have my own stalker?


  • #994
    lmao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭lmao


    Only on Tuesdays!

    Who is the 169th tallest person in Ireland?


  • #995
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Podge or rodge, can never remember which..

    Why do fairies not exist but the tooth fairy does?


  • #996
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    all the evidence you need is under a pillow

    Has Celebrity Big Brother been cancelled yet?


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  • #997
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Well they have not cancelled me yet!!!


    Why is my left knee cold????


  • #998
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    tell him to put his hand on your right?

    Why are my eyes still blurry


  • #999
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    Because you have your head under water.

    Who decided to change summer-time to winter-time?


  • #1000
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    some evil wizard

    When will it snow?


  • #1001
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    When you've eaten your vegetables young man/woman.

    What time is it Mister Wolf?


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  • #1002
    lmao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭lmao


    Gladiator time!

    Where can i find a left hand drive canoe?


  • #1003
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Go back in time. There's one in 1979.

    Why are apples not black?


  • #1004
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    they aren't?

    what will i do next?


  • #1005
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Post a smart question

    Does double smiley mean saddey


  • #1006
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    No it means you've got lockjaw

    Are pop-ups illegal?


  • #1007
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Only when there are 17

    Why does the moon seem to be upside down


  • #1008
    lee_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭lee_


    its not upside down its downside up,

    get off the Gear

    why does my cat smell of old caravans


  • #1009
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    its a reflection on you.

    Why does danii minogue look so much worse when shes beside cheryl cole?


  • #1010
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Because Cheryl is almost too good looking.

    How do you stop a dictator from taking
    over all things nice?


  • #1011
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    insist he write his own speeches

    Should Macgyver join the A-Team?


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  • #1012
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    mind your own business


    What time is it tomorrow

    21/25



  • #1013
    theT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    milk and eggs please

    why are all cats gay?


  • #1014
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    Cause they can lick their own holes.


    Why cant I fit my thumb up my nostril?

    21/25



  • #1015
    theT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    cos your stupid?

    why did humpty dumpty cross the road?


  • #1016
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    Toronto



    Do Pigs like Rap music ?

    21/25



  • #1017
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Its piggin these days.

    Do shopping bags have an untold story


  • #1018
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    no, someone told it last week

    why can't square pegs and round holes get on


  • #1019
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    It's the same reason that round pegs and square holes can never get on. - why can't Danish Blue cheese ever be some other colour, like pink?


  • #1020
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    not really, she sings dreadfully.

    why would I stick my finger in a woodpecker's hole?


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  • #1021
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    To peck a pickled pepper as peter piper pecks, the pickled peppers son.

    Would a psychiatrist have us all incarcerated if they saw tCN?


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