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  • #3692
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    you only lied on one out of three-you're not getting the knack of this yet(quite happy not being known as a 'hot young blonde):D

    let's try again:

    Fago_25 has, to date, shown very little of his true potential for intellectual intercourse in his postings on boards.ie


  • #3693
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero wears high waisted trousers like Simon Cowell except Cicero's come all the way up to his manboobs.


  • #3694
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm has no trousers and is therefore jealous of Cicero's trousers, regardless of wheather they are high waisted or otherwise-- he also likes to project his own physical bodily failings onto other posters of this forum


  • #3695
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Oh yeah?..... Well Cicero's ma is gay with his da!

    And since I've posted in TCN more times then you have on boards, I reckon I've gotten the hang of this just fine.
    ;)


  • #3696
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Oh yeah?..... Well Cicero's ma is gay with his da!

    And since I've posted in TCN more times then you have on boards, I reckon I've gotten the hang of this just fine.
    ;)
    ahem...which of these is the lie again? :D

    Fago_25 has learnt all he knows about life by practising his posting on boards


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  • #3697
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero's OH told him she liked brazilian nuts so he got a back,sack and crack.


  • #3698
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    Cicero makes his living by selling granny porn DVD's at the market each weekend.


  • #3699
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    oi, one insult at a time is enough thanks!
    mAGMA69 has issues concerning (a) mothers and (b) grandmothers that requires attention


  • #3700
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cicero wrote: »
    ahem...which of these is the lie again? :D

    Fago_25 has learnt all he knows about life by practising his posting on boards

    The first one sissyro.

    and what is with you and my boards posts?

    The guy above me has no clue which is better. Ketchup or Catsup?


  • #3701
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    The first one sissyro.

    and what is with you and my boards posts?

    The guy above me has no clue which is better. Ketchup or Catsup?

    limited ability for imagination tonite -- don't take it personally;)

    Ok,..poster above me far exceeds the level required to appear in the Apprentice


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  • #3702
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cicero is in charge of Kildare's space program and his plan to get to the moon is 14 cans of red bull.

    ...and no worries. I'm just in a bad mood.


  • #3703
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    that actually sounds quite interesting..tell me more:D

    Fago_25 is in a great mood tonight :p


  • #3704
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Red bull is rumoured to give you wings y'know. I don't think it'll work but hey, I'm willing to be proven wrong.

    Cic is also a manager in Pennies. Y'know the store that sells pennies.


  • #3705
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    fago inquired about the price of a penny in that shop once....


  • #3706
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Red Storm has a non-alcoholic cocktail named after him which is made from Red Bull and Prune Juice which because of its laxative effect gives Red Storm Wings, thats panty liners with wings.


  • #3707
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..........invented panty liner wings according to the patents office.


  • #3708
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    NIF has spent the day learning how to juggle, with two balls!!!


  • #3709
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls gazed admiringly at NIF as he juggled his balls. Then she grabbed them and ran.


  • #3710
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    CDfm is the illegitimate grandchild of Josef Stalin.


  • #3711
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Undergod really likes spam


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  • #3712
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Shivvyban is going to be the mother of my child!!!

    And spam is gorgeous!

    Edit: Didn't mean this.
    And sam is gorgeous!


  • #3713
    siobhan.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭siobhan.murphy


    shivvybaun deep fried the neighbours fish and ate it


  • #3714
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    siobhain.murphy recovered the fisheads from the bin and posted them thru the neighbours letterbox but got caught on CCTV and shown on Crimeline. Shivvyban made the call that got her arrested.


  • #3715
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm recovered the fish-heads from the neighbour and had very nice lunch with them


  • #3716
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .............licks his own balls like an oul dog.


  • #3717
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    niceirishfella doesn't


  • #3718
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cicero.....only eats swissroll, but only pineapple flavour!!!


  • #3719
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    joes girls knows waaaayyy too much about Cicero's eating habbits...(goes off searching for spy camera in the kitchen)


  • #3720
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It's the bedroom he needs to worry about!!!


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  • #3721
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Cicero is now very concerned and is going to seek a barring order against Joes Girls ..but would respectfully ask JG's for any master tapes in advance of approaching a solicitor..(he can't remember what happened)


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