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  • #3482
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    cockrubber keeps it hard for CDfm from behind meanwhile


  • #3483
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow has found a novel use for his brighton rock. He uses it as a buttplug and goes into gaybars saying " anyone wanna suck my rock".


  • #3484
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm's mobile phone inbox is full of sheep porn


  • #3485
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    staker is the one who sent the sheep porn


  • #3486
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Red Storm loves a wooly jumper, the thrill is in the chase he'll tell you


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  • #3487
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Staker pretends to be a kangaroo in his spare time


  • #3488
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Red Storm still thinks Popeye is Japsaii's dad


  • #3489
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Staker lusts after Olive Oyl


  • #3490
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Red Storm once went up a mountain but went down on a tranny


  • #3491
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Staker once decided that he would very much like to become the next Gordan Ramsey and to have his very own cooking show. When he finally cajoled a television executive into meeting him, he changed his mind about the whole enterprise and instead had a nice poo on the velvety carpet inside said executive's office. He then stood in his own poo with one boot, saluted to the ceiling and flew straight into his very own rendition of Carly Simon's Nobody does it better.


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  • #3492
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Valmont once decided he wanted to be the next Pat Kenny so he now lives in a tent in his next door neighbours garden.


  • #3493
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDfm is off to sue an old lady over a field.


  • #3494
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Nif is sad cause she will have to move fields.


  • #3495
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...keeps waiting for the postman to deliver her latest purchase from the animal fetish sexshop online.


  • #3496
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Postman Niceirishfella is delayed trying out the merchandise


  • #3497
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm and nif both think they need reconstructive surgery, but I say you're perfect as you are girlies. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8352711.stm


  • #3498
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Colrow just wants us all to know his real goal in life!


  • #3499
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    joes girls is coming to saudi to be my house maid


  • #3500
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    :eek: joes girls is a phillipino boy - Colrows Brighton trip explained


  • #3501
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ;)

    CDfm gets an overwhelming urge to pick the fluff out of his bum, it can happen anywhere, it's diagnosed as compulsive bumming behaviour!


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  • #3502
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ......demands a bit of midweek anal action, so tonight she has a date with a DONKEY down in the sanctuary.


  • #3503
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    is a niceirishfella **sniggers**


  • #3504
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ......has freakish fat fingers for a runt of the family litter so he can't type properly, hence the stupid upper/lower caps dumbass name spelling.......like FFS!


  • #3505
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nifs going for the op cos he looks like a sugar puff


  • #3506
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is performing the surgery


  • #3507
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    and cdfm is arseisting with the anal probing


  • #3508
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Colrow is testing the probe by sticking it in his own arse first


  • #3509
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    red storm is so called after eating 13 jars of beetroot then bending over and faring over cork supporters


  • #3510
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    colrow wrote: »
    red storm is so called after eating 13 jars of beetroot then bending over and faring over cork supporters
    Nah if i did that i'd be called Red Thunder.. :D

    Colrow has an immense fascination with comparing the feeling of beetroot versus pickled onions being shoved up his sh!tpipe..


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  • #3511
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    lol..........Redstorm has an anal fixation issue with his own sh!tpipe.


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