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Court Hears Couple's Sex Sessions.

  • 09-11-2009 10:37PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8351405.stm

    A court was played a 10 minute recording of a Wearside couple whose nightly sex sessions were said to have ruined the lives of neighbours.[/B] Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.
    Mrs Cartwright, 48, from Washington, is appealing against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice against the couple.
    A judge and two magistrates adjourned the hearing until Tuesday.
    Mrs Cartwright is using Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she has a right to "respect for her private and family life".
    'Considerable pain'
    Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.
    She said: "It is not very pleasant living there and it has been quite stressful.

    "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."
    Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.
    Giving evidence, unemployed Mrs Cartwright said she was unable to control the noise she made during sex.
    She said: "After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.
    "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."
    The case continues.



    What an unfortunate story to come across when eating a meal.:mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    What an unfortunate story to come across when eating a meal.:mad:
    Edit: Nice ninja edit, OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    You only need to press Paste once.

    Although this line made me chuckle

    "After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."
    The case continues.



    What an unfortunate story to come across when eating a meal.:mad:

    I don't think her neighbours were coming at all!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    /Googles Mr Cartwright


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    ooer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭Wossack


    weird how they specify the pillow was 'over her face' :confused: though suppose good to make the distinction that the 47 dB wasnt made from excessive ball-slap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    I shall await the complaints from our neighbours in the apartment above after reading this so.... :D

    I think myself and the OH could break 47 decibels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,581 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    R0ot wrote: »
    I shall await the complaints from our neighbours in the apartment above after reading this so.... :D

    I think myself and the OH could break 47 decibels.

    Most of us could probably break it on our own :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    hahahaha rofl!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭deisedude


    Pics or GTFO:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    48 year olds shouldn't be having sex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Giggedy :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    deisedude wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO:D


    You might regret looking for a pic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    Saibh wrote: »
    You might regret looking for a pic

    :(:(:(

    It is pretty inconsiderate of them.


    She's faking it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Saibh wrote: »
    You might regret looking for a pic

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

    Shudder

    unfortunately, whats seen cannot be unseen


    shudder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

    oh where to start :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    brummytom wrote: »
    48 year olds shouldn't be having sex
    Saibh wrote: »
    You might regret looking for a pic

    Especially ones that look like that... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    sam34 wrote: »
    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

    Shudder

    unfortunately, whats seen cannot be unseen


    shudder

    Fcuk that, I'd give her one no bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    It gives the expression hows your growler a whole new meaning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    This sort of thing going on in suburbia ? tut tut ....oh dear .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    It's hilarious what *comes* up in court these days...
    :rolleyes:

    Oh, and nice username, OP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭Kanye


    It's hilarious what *comes* up in court these days...
    :rolleyes:

    Oh, and nice username, OP!
    Great cum joke there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    no doubt they'll receive a stiff sentence...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Don't be too hard on them now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Boner.

    Oh wait, do I have to think of a clever pun? Is the word not enough?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭deisedude


    Saibh wrote: »
    You might regret looking for a pic

    I just got sick in my mouth!:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    48 year olds shouldn't be having sex

    16 year olds should be :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    deisedude wrote: »
    I just got sick in my mouth!:(
    I just got sick... In my pants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭randypriest


    wudangclan wrote: »
    no doubt they'll receive a stiff sentence...

    The court should erect some safeguards and give them the full whack of the penal systems force.


    (Hee hee - boner)


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Saibh wrote: »
    You might regret looking for a pic

    Who are those people? I've seen their photo on a similar thread on here before.

    Hmm, same story from the Daily Mail but from last April and with a photo of another couple. Has the BBC stooped to plagiarising old, pointless Mail articles?


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