Court Hears Couple's Sex Sessions.

randypriest

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8351405.stm

A court was played a 10 minute recording of a Wearside couple whose nightly sex sessions were said to have ruined the lives of neighbours.[/B] Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.
Mrs Cartwright, 48, from Washington, is appealing against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice against the couple.
A judge and two magistrates adjourned the hearing until Tuesday.
Mrs Cartwright is using Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she has a right to "respect for her private and family life".
'Considerable pain'
Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.
She said: "It is not very pleasant living there and it has been quite stressful.

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."
Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.
Giving evidence, unemployed Mrs Cartwright said she was unable to control the noise she made during sex.
She said: "After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.
"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."
The case continues.



What an unfortunate story to come across when eating a meal.:mad:

El Weirdo

randypriest wrote: »

What an unfortunate story to come across when eating a meal.:mad:

Edit: Nice ninja edit, OP.

PirateShampoo

You only need to press Paste once.

Although this line made me chuckle

"After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.

minidazzler

randypriest wrote: »

"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."
The case continues.



What an unfortunate story to come across when eating a meal.:mad:

I don't think her neighbours were coming at all!!!

Abi

/Googles Mr Cartwright

bigeasyeah

ooer

Wossack

weird how they specify the pillow was 'over her face' though suppose good to make the distinction that the 47 dB wasnt made from excessive ball-slap

R0ot

I shall await the complaints from our neighbours in the apartment above after reading this so....

I think myself and the OH could break 47 decibels.

TouchingVirus

R0ot wrote: »

I shall await the complaints from our neighbours in the apartment above after reading this so....

I think myself and the OH could break 47 decibels.

Most of us could probably break it on our own

mahamageehad

hahahaha rofl!!

deisedude

Pics or GTFO:D

brummytom

48 year olds shouldn't be having sex

rizzee

Giggedy

Saibh

deisedude wrote: »

Pics or GTFO:D

You might regret looking for a pic

Lollipops23

Saibh wrote: »

You might regret looking for a pic

:(:(

It is pretty inconsiderate of them.


She's faking it.

sam34

Saibh wrote: »

You might regret looking for a pic

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

Shudder

unfortunately, whats seen cannot be unseen


shudder

robbie_998

randypriest wrote: »

The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

oh where to start :rolleyes:

brummytom

brummytom wrote: »

48 year olds shouldn't be having sex

Saibh wrote: »

You might regret looking for a pic

Especially ones that look like that... :eek:

minidazzler

sam34 wrote: »

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

Shudder

unfortunately, whats seen cannot be unseen


shudder

Fcuk that, I'd give her one no bother.

orourkeda

It gives the expression hows your growler a whole new meaning.

Latchy

This sort of thing going on in suburbia ? tut tut ....oh dear .

pikachucheeks

It's hilarious what *comes* up in court these days...
:rolleyes:

Oh, and nice username, OP!

Kanye

pikachucheeks wrote: »

It's hilarious what *comes* up in court these days...
:rolleyes:

Oh, and nice username, OP!

Great cum joke there.

wudangclan

no doubt they'll receive a stiff sentence...

bluto63

Don't be too hard on them now...

Pygmalion

Boner.

Oh wait, do I have to think of a clever pun? Is the word not enough?

deisedude

Saibh wrote: »

You might regret looking for a pic

I just got sick in my mouth!:(

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

48 year olds shouldn't be having sex

16 year olds should be :pac:

Pygmalion

deisedude wrote: »

I just got sick in my mouth!:(

I just got sick... In my pants.

randypriest

wudangclan wrote: »

no doubt they'll receive a stiff sentence...

The court should erect some safeguards and give them the full whack of the penal systems force.


(Hee hee - boner)

pickarooney

Saibh wrote: »

You might regret looking for a pic

Who are those people? I've seen their photo on a similar thread on here before.

Hmm, same story from the Daily Mail but from last April and with a photo of another couple. Has the BBC stooped to plagiarising old, pointless Mail articles?

artanevilla

PirateShampoo wrote: »

You only need to press Paste once.

Although this line made me chuckle

"After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

pickarooney

Uhm... on second thoughts, it could be the same couple and they've somehow got even uglier...

Saibh

pickarooney wrote: »

Who are those people? I've seen their photo on a similar thread on here before.

Maybe this one from a few months ago?

Aidric

Pretty grim looking couple. The guy looks like a proper 'ard nut, pain would be mandatory.

VinnyTGM

History

Historically, the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation has been documented since the early 1600s. It was first used as a treatment for erectile dysfunction and impotence.[2] The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. Note that, however, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by AEA (autoerotic asphyxiation) practitioners.






WTF!

randypriest

VinnyTGM wrote: »

History

Historically, the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation has been documented since the early 1600s. It was first used as a treatment for erectile dysfunction and impotence.[2] The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. Note that, however, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by AEA (autoerotic asphyxiation) practitioners.






WTF!

Kinky. stuff

rizzee

Randypriest.... what a username!!

autoerotic asphyxiation.. Added onto the to-do list

starbelgrade

randypriest wrote: »

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

I think Ms. O'Connor needs a good proper seeing to.

pow wow

I'm sure the pillow over her face had less to do with her noise and more to do with her face.

Is that dried in blood spatter on the wall behind the bed or just rotten wallpaper?

Daroxtar

So its a crime to let a roar when having a root but its not a crime to record someone having sex without their permission?

/gets camera, mic and ninja outfit