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cyberwolf77 · 31-10-2009 02:21PM

Ah, I promise the second course is fresher.
*Watches acorns rain down and bury Deki*
I traded the squirrels macadamias for those.

Deki · 31-10-2009 02:27PM

"acorns! What am i gonna do with Acorns!!?" Deki has an idea gets out ping pong paddle starts acorn barrage aimed at -you guessed it- Wolf. Sings happily "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf..."

cyberwolf77 · 31-10-2009 02:30PM

*Watches squirrels swarm Deki.*
Don't think they like your opinion of their food source

Deki · 31-10-2009 02:33PM

Flaps pink scarf at squirrels" Back! Back you silly beasts!"
Deki points out that Wolf now has all the acorns.
The Squirrels slowly turn and scamper toward Wolf.
"You are about to be swarmed Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 31-10-2009 02:40PM

*Grabs barbecue sauce and flamethrower.*
First time dinner has come to me.

Deki · 31-10-2009 02:42PM

"Eat 'em up Wolf!"

cyberwolf77 · 31-10-2009 02:47PM

*Dumps peanut butter on Deki.*
Hey squirrels, look, no shells and goes down smooth.

Deki · 31-10-2009 02:55PM

Deki runs to the showers. "Just what I always wanted Wolf - being chased by thug squirrels, Thank You so very very much." Hmm ... Ties rope to squirrel. swings in circle over head and lets it go spining toward Wolf " Look Wolf! It's Squirrel on a rope- the answer to your Christmas gifting dilemma!"

cyberwolf77 · 31-10-2009 02:58PM

Does it come in chipmunk?

Deki · 31-10-2009 02:59PM

"Sure Wolf- that would be small economy size"

cyberwolf77 · 31-10-2009 03:01PM

Great I also need the jumbo wolverine size for a few of my larger friends.

Deki · 31-10-2009 03:06PM

"gee Wolf might be a while before I get those back in stock, Ah think I've located some up in Michigan, Sure got all you could ever need"

Deki · 09-11-2009 01:38PM

Deki is a bit bored. Grabs sleeping Wolf by throat squeezes until unconcious - wraps him in bubble wrap and pushes him off mountain top.
"I just love to hear those little bubbles pop!":P Hauls him back up and does it again to make sure she didn't miss any.

cyberwolf77 · 09-11-2009 01:41PM

*Duct tapes Deki to sheet of plywood, shoves her off mountain.*
Heard somewhere a guy used a sheet of plywood as a hang glider. Let's see if that was true.

Deki · 09-11-2009 02:10PM

Deki Uses telekenetic powers to gently float to ground (yeah now i got telekinetic powers -just developed overnight- go figure?) Once she has safely landed she uses such powers to unwrap duct tape ' and climbs aboard plywood and uses it as flying device to "buzz" Wolf "Duck Wolf!" Deki yells, holding out short sword as she flies at high speed at Wolf's head. "Durn!,just missed that time!"

cyberwolf77 · 09-11-2009 02:11PM

Oh Deki, I'm a Sith Lord remember.
*Uses Force lightning to ignite plywood.*
Can a fox fly fire, let's watch and see.

Deki · 09-11-2009 02:37PM

You forget Wolf -The force is with me. The darkside will not triumph. Deki abandons fire engulfed plywood and plummets towards Wolf stopping just short of contact. "Oh. what the heck," stabs Wolf with short sword and pushes him off mountain.

cyberwolf77 · 09-11-2009 02:42PM

*Force pulls Deki and her little sword off the mountain.*
If I'm going down, so are you

cHaTbOx · 09-11-2009 02:45PM

*ties everyone up throws a nice batter over everyone and then dips everyone in a vat of boiling vegtable oil , meal for 40 cannibal*

/thread

cyberwolf77 · 09-11-2009 02:46PM

You know chatbox I'd feed you to the cannibals buit they might ask why you don't taste funny.

cHaTbOx · 09-11-2009 02:53PM

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

You know chatbox I'd feed you to the cannibals buit they might ask why you don't taste funny.

if they ask you anything that is a great way to escape from a cannibal , usually they just eat you . and i'm one of the 40 silly **nyom nyom , roast wolf**

cyberwolf77 · 09-11-2009 03:09PM

cHaTbOx wrote: »

if they ask you anything that is a great way to escape from a cannibal , usually they just eat you . and i'm one of the 40 silly **nyom nyom , roast wolf**

* Forces chatbox into box with a very annoyed cat*
meet Schrodinger chatbox. He wants to know why people keep shoving his relatives into you.

homah_7ft · 09-11-2009 05:47PM

Homah, seeing the mighty count lie prone at the feet of the fluctuant prince brings forth a righteous thunder upon his head.

Deki · 09-11-2009 05:57PM

Deki joins in the lament for the slain count and from her wrath lets fly a flaming arrow straight to the cold ice heart of the near dead prince...

homah_7ft · 09-11-2009 06:12PM

Strike another from your bow Deki, the count is not yet slain. There is hope for the world to be filled with laughter and mirth once more. Use your best shot to aim for the tiny spot beneath which lies the prince's brain.

Deki · 09-11-2009 06:31PM

Arrow, swiftly I bid thee fly,
In to yon cruel prince's eye.
My sorrow,I pray he feel.
E'en unto death he reel.

cHaTbOx · 09-11-2009 07:47PM

I'm usually happy killing time

joes girls · 09-11-2009 08:27PM

Cuts a million little paper cuts on chatbox's little body!

Queen-Mise · 12-11-2009 07:46PM

The Queen is in residence again, after her long sojourn in the South of France and her summer holidays.

Chaos has reigned in my absense. Your are warned, any disobedience to my rule shall me met with severe consequences.

Loyal subjects, your Queen has returned.

cyberwolf77 · 12-11-2009 10:58PM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

The Queen is in residence again, after her long sojourn in the South of France and her summer holidays.

Chaos has reigned in my absense. Your are warned, any disobedience to my rule shall me met with severe consequences.

Loyal subjects, your Queen has returned.

*Beheads the queen*
We became a democracy in your abscence. We prefer it.

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