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cyberwolf77

*Deki, look out for the gumballs I spilled........ never mind. Well at least you crashed into the powdered sugar and not some thing hard right.

Deki

"Yes Squishy nice of you to warn me. Just mix this up and I'll have some lovely pink frosting, Oops!"Frosting flies out of Hobart industrial mixer (in lime green) Flings fluffy pink icing all over Wolf.Deki studies the situation" Hold on Squishy..." Places two blue M&Ms where eyes should be and gives Wolf a red cherry nose and a licorice smile." Now Squishy yous ready for the candyland parade!"

cyberwolf77

*Summons gingerbread men army.*
There she is fella, the evil fox what plans to eat us all. Lets get her

Deki

"I would never eat you Squishy, Why you tell your friends such lies? Also I am not an evil Fox I am a nice Fox. You are evil Squishy." Begins to fire whipped cream at Wolfs army. They soften and turn ito a mess. "Guess they're as squishy as you Squishy."

cyberwolf77

*While Deki is distracted, wolf swats her off Candy Mountain with a giant lollipop.*
Now, off to the top.

Deki

Deki uses licorice whip to lasso Squishy-Wolf and lets him dangle off side of mountain.
" you can hang around a little while can't you Sweetems?"

cyberwolf77

*Strolls up behind Deki.*
Why are you talking to my frosting shell?
Meep meep

Deki

"Yeah Squishy. I was beginning to make myself a bit ill. this is just too sweet. Needs some balance. " Whacks Wolf repeatedly over head with staff. Shoves peanuts up nose,
Uses staff to bat sugar coated baseballs at Wolfs head. Surveys the damaged Wolf Head bleeding profusely Body bruised by baseballs, and trying to 'Hmph!" peanuts from his nose. "There Squishy. I feel lots better now. Oh forgot" blows Wolf a kiss " I'd give you a hug too Squishy but you's a mess."

cyberwolf77

*Gives DEki a great big hug as they plunge over the side of the cliff.*
I wove you foxy person.

Deki

" Durn Wol..er I mean Squishy. I think if someone doesn't save us you're gonna "wove" me to death! SPOT!!
Spot catches the two in his talons, Sets Wolf down ontop of cliff. Takes Deki across river and sets down on far shore. "What the.. Spot! What do you mean you haven't got time for this? I am not being childish," stamps foot. "Oh Okay!" Deki sits down on rock watches the river rage down to the rapids. Picks up flat rock, sets it skimming over the water, "Yeah... Thanks Spot! I think..."

Matt Holck

if I wore spikes on my shoulders
would that relieve the tension?

staker

it's not what you know, it's who

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

" Durn Wol..er I mean Squishy. I think if someone doesn't save us you're gonna "wove" me to death! SPOT!!
Spot catches the two in his talons, Sets Wolf down ontop of cliff. Takes Deki across river and sets down on far shore. "What the.. Spot! What do you mean you haven't got time for this? I am not being childish," stamps foot. "Oh Okay!" Deki sits down on rock watches the river rage down to the rapids. Picks up flat rock, sets it skimming over the water, "Yeah... Thanks Spot! I think..."

I think we both just got a timeout from Spot.

cyberwolf77

*Climbs down cliff.*
Gosh I'm hungry. Oh look, a village of Munchkins. They will be delicious.

Deki

'HeyWolf!" attracts Wolfs attention by rock to back of head "How you doing?"

cyberwolf77

*Tosses danish of death at Deki.*
Be right back , need a little snack, or twelve.

Deki

Deki ducks. Waits until Wolf turns his back Picks up some good throwing rocks and hits Wolf in back of head and one to shoulder "Sure Wolf, don't mind me. Got all morning to do you in."

cyberwolf77

Is it raining, cause I swear I just felt a drop. Oh well, better get the old umbrella out.
*Points umbrella at Deki, presses green button on handle.*
Oh, this is the one I borrowed from Oswald. Well Deki, you look good with a mohawk.

Toasty113

*Falls from sky and lands on wolfie*

Damn, I'm never sleeping on a hot air balloon again! Hey, deki nice haircut!

*Gets up off wolfie*

Oh dont bother getting up for me wolf

*Places large boulder on top of wolfie*

Now where did I leave my gun

cyberwolf77

*Moves boulder*
Here, borrow one of mine.
*Gives Toasty the bullets first at high velocity*

Deki

Deki wedges staff under large boulder and sets up fulcrum jumps up and pulls staff down. Boulder goes up in short arc just high enough to land on both Wolf and Toast at the same time. "Twofer!"

cyberwolf77

Ow, my aching back.

Toasty113

*Catches bullets with great speed, opens palm and bullets fall out onto ground*

Well they're no good to me now wolfie, very clumsy! Oh look, I found my gun conveniantly under my foot! Heres, I'll repay you for those

*Fires full mag at wolfie*

cyberwolf77

Haha, Toasty you fool. Bulder beats bullets everytime.

Deki

Deki watches Wolf and Toasty toss bullets and bolders. "Silly rabbits. Tricks is for foxes." Waves her staff (now covered in sparklies just for this thread) and *poof!* Wolf and toast are turned into rabbits. But still they continue to fight.

"Golly Gee" deki shakes her head " You just are not showing the love guys. I think you need some pretty noos um... ribbons." Deki wanders off to find some bows.

cyberwolf77

*Changes back to wolfman, eats toasty.*
Fox you were, now squirrel you be.

That,s what you get for messing with a wolf

Matt Holck

I'm hungry

cyberwolf77

I'm violent, bur fair.
*Dumkps chili vat on Holck.*

Deki

Deki climbs tree and throws walnuts at Wolfs head. Runs a long branch and throws some from other side' "Don't want your swollen head to be lop-sided Wolf."

cyberwolf77

I thought squirrels were supposed to save nuts for the winter, not pelt unsuspecting werewolves with them.