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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    in deepest darkest kerry colrow is being pucked by a goat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    wish i was, gotta keep my back to the wall, its dead dodgy here in brighton

    cdfm likes dressing up as a cute little lambkin for his hairy lover nif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow now wishes he hadnt worn such snug fitting jeans today


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm has read every mills and boons book ever written.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Andy McNab bases all his female characters on Thaedydal


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm and Colrow once went out on a gay blind date. They dated for a bit,fell in love but when Cdfm's sexual problems led to the relationship being "secks-less" for over 24hrs,Colrow ended the relationship citing he could not be in a relationship with another gayman and not be "getting it up the shytter" on a daily basis.
    The remain good friends and sometimes meet up for a skinny latte and a good read of gaytimes and maybe do some fisting in the back of Cdfm's Ford Fiesta.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif banned for tellin the truth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has set up a profitable male escort business in Brighton. He charges gays for niceirishfella and niceirishfella pays him for the priveledge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm is really Twink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Thaedydal the name was the result of a small cat jumping onto the keyboard.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Valmont has a cat named Thaedydal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Which I cooked for CDfm (as per his insistent request) with some brown rice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Valmont substituted a hamster for the cat. His love for the cat is unhealthy.Everybody knows you dont serve brown rice with hamsters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    CDfm knows where it's at.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Sarky doesn't know where it's at and is trying to con CDfm into revealing the location of the thing in question. What?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Valmont has posters of Sarky on his wall beside his bed and on his ceiling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Thaedydal has framed pictures of Pat Kenny in her purse. The biggest purse in Ireland it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Vlamont really wanted the user name Mr Knightly but it was already taken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Thaedydal once wrote a very unsuccessful screenplay titled "The passion of the Byrne sisters"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Valmont tried writing slash erotic ficiton about mr knightly and Sébastien but never gets passed the first page as things get far to sticky.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Thaedydal once dressed up as a cucumber and ran, strangely enough, down Lower Abbey street.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Valmont wishes he was Capt Mal Reynolds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Thaedydal has consistently failed to properly cook microwave popcorn for years now. She sees the bag getting bigger and screams "OH NO, It's going to explode!" then pulls it out of the microwave half cooked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Valmont loves his Mammy's calf's eyes soup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thaedydal is Jedwards Ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    hahhahaha

    CDfm just got back from his energy healing class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Valmont knows this cos he was the one teaching it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Thaedydal hopes one day to have to most post ever and to be the most repected mod evar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...gets a horn at the notion of being a MOD.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is Louis Walsh and thats why he doesnt post on Sunday nights


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