When were you last involved in fisticuffs?

mcmc wrote: »

Im a lover, not a hater!!

I think the phrase is "I'm a lover, not a fighter." :P

Last fight I was in was about 2 years ago (note I'm 16). Some fella was being a bollox and I just lost it. No harm was done though. We're friends now. Ahh back then, so young, so foolish :rolleyes:

My name is URL wrote: »

I was never in a fight =/

Always somehow manage to talk my way out of nasty situations

^^ This.

Geez. Be nearly 2 years for me since I was in a proper fight (where fists were actually thrown). I normally talk my way out of things and I'm fairly tall (6ft 3'', not skinny or stocky tall, but propotionate) so most assholes just talk hard rather than throw anything.

Was in the local niteclub at the side of the dance-floor supping my beer when I saw a dipstick dancing agressively around 2 girls I knew (rubbing them up with his hands and kept going back to them after they pushed him away.)

I went down to dance with the girls to keep him away before he shoved me and then put his head towards mine and we did the head to head thing for a few seconds before he threw a sly dig into me. I grabbed him, tripped over the girl behind me (:P) and dragged him down with me.

The fecker fell on top of me and had a good chance to hammer me but before I even knew it I grabbed him by the neck with one hand and grabbed his belt with the other and threw him over me and did a switch-aroony with me on top of him. Gave him 3-4 good hard punches before a friend pulled me off him and he got chucked out.

I'm fairly well known around my town and I'm known to rarely get on the wrong side anyone without good reason so when it was heard that this fella started on me a vigilante group of people gave him a good local town lesson without me even knowing!

I never saw him again :P though I spent the next few days with a pathetic black eye people at work could notice but the women loved me for doing it

Unless the situation called for it I don't throw the first punch, don't need any crap from the Gardai and seen too many friends and people wind up in court for silly fights. Plus there some sick bastards out there with knives, a few people I know have being on the receiving end of them - one of them getting the side of his mouth sliced ala - The Joker (though not as big and nasty...........or cool in a Dark Knight way :P)

Yep, that's the way cowards go now. I know plenty of those types who will start a fight with people but don't throw a punch, when the other does the coward runs immediately to the cop shop and *BANG* the other poor sod has a summons.

Again, that's why I don't throw the first slap.

jiltloop wrote: »

I'm 6ft 4" and no one starts fights with me. Couple that with the fact that when I drink I get ultra friendly

How friendly exactly? Think I would prefer a hiding :-)

Last fight was 5 years ago. More a hiding than a fight to be honest. Only landed one punch on the scumbag before his even scummier mate stuck a pint glass in my face and the two of them proceeded to kick the **** out of me.

Surprised I'm not the only one to lose a row. Always thought AHers were well hard.

PrideInBattle wrote: »

Got jumped by two fellas in Prospect last weekend (near Whitechurch if you know it)
Was twisted as well, in no state to defend myself.

Came home with a few bruises not too bad, then I found out who was the first fella to hit me, I demolished him.

He's trying to bring me to court?!

I fear your username doesn't help your image in this situation :pac:

I was involved in a cowardly beating, but a good one at the same time, about 2 years ago in a pub. I was standing talking to two friends (I must add here that they were women, that's why no one helped me) and I got a terrible punch to the back of the ear - the worst ever place to get a punch next to the nose of course. I never saw it coming, he was behind me but to make it worse I was standing at the bottom of 3 steps so I fell up the steps and by the time I turned around onto my back he was on top of me laying into me and I didn't even get a chance to throw a dig. A heap of bouncers came and threw us both out different doors.

I don't know to this day what I did to him, can't remember doing anything. But the worst thing is that a few months later I was in work (in a bar) and he arrived in with his girlfriend and start boasting about kicking the **** out of me and I could do absolutely nothing about it because I was in work...AND what makes it even worse again is that I would turn him upside down in a shot - I'm into MMA, boxing, weight lifting and rugby. At the time I was in the gym 6 days a week and in great shape. I'm in no one violent or wouldn't dream of starting a fight but someone who punches you in the back of the ear without you seeing them first then doesn't give you a chance to get up for a fair fight and then goes and boasts about it - they deserve a real good beating.

So, two years later I'm still sitting tight and waiting for my oppertunity - I know he lives in the same town so I'm sure I will come across him sometime, it's only a matter of time till he gets what he deserves!

omahaid wrote: »

Woke up covered in a lot of blood this morning, dont think its my own...

You're such a legend.