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Who is in the wrong? condom clean-up

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  • #32
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Female
    Dump her.

    That will teach you her.


  • #33
    Mr Ed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Mr Ed


    Down with this sort of thing!

    Careful now!


  • #34
    Snesfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭Snesfan


    Female
    Are the results going to be published?

    I used to always get the blame

    Solution: Put her on the Pill, that'll teach her!


  • #35
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    This is why the pill was invented.


  • #36
    VinnyTGM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    Female
    Keogg wrote: »
    I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?


    Also, it's not that much effort to clean it up, all you have to do is take it off and throw it in a bin/toilet/etc...
    Its fairly disgusting to just leave it somewhere half the night, (I am hoping to God that you DID take it off and leave it somewhere, rather than just leaving it on.. cause thats just... I mean... ew *shudders*):D

    It's like a little blanket for your willy.


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  • #37
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Female
    Dude if you have fired your weapon you got to police your brass.


  • #38
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Female
    VinnyTGM wrote: »
    It's like a little blanket for your willy.


    Also saves on the after sex weewee to clear the pipes.


  • #39
    jenny2hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭jenny2hat


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Also saves on the after sex weewee to clear the pipes.
    Ew:pac:


  • #40
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!


  • #41
    jenny2hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭jenny2hat


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!
    Lmao


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  • #42
    Snesfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭Snesfan


    Female
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!

    I always found using their hair was easier (generally closer!)


  • #43
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!
    Zuffle FTW!

    Anyway, you're both wrong for sharing an account.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 653 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sex can't have been great if you're concentrating on the clean-up!


  • #45
    To The North
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭To The North


    why do people argue about such pointless crap?? :confused:

    seriously this kind of stuff would drive me mental in a relationship.





    also, where exactly was the offending item all night??


  • #46
    iguana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,909 ✭✭✭✭iguana


    Female
    So she ironed your shirt while you faffed about and you're whining about flushing a condom?:rolleyes:


  • #47
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Shoulda been an option for the church for not getting through to you that sex out of wedlock is bad!


  • #48
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Srsly.


  • #49
    RandomRetard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭RandomRetard


    An File wrote: »
    Srsly.


    Srsly

    learn how to post pics


  • #50
    Herbal Deity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Herbal Deity


    you got laid

    congratulations

    but we don't really care


  • #51
    bikeblues
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭bikeblues


    dont use one next time , the world needs more village idiots


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  • #52
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Alright, you porked your missus, didn't get rid of the condom initially, then disposed of it and pretended you didn't culminating in you and her having an argument and you posting the whole charade on the internet in front of maybe 50,000 onlookers.

    Who is in the wrong?!!?!?!


  • #53
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    RandomRetard wrote: »
    Srsly

    learn how to post pics

    Pics are disabled in AH.


  • #54
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Keogg wrote: »
    I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?

    Depends on whether you're talking about the inside or the outside....


  • #55
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Whoever fcuking saw it on the floor the next morning should have just put it in the bin!

    I mean, seriously! You're hardly gonna see it and think, "Fcuk it, wimmenz should clean this sh!t up.". She's not gonna step over it, thinking, "That's a menz job, I do the ironing!". Honestly!


  • #56
    givyjoe81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭givyjoe81


    What id like to know is how, or why the fcuk neither of managed to realise what a bad/pointless idea it would be to post this on the internet/boards, even more staggering considering the time it took both of you to sit down and take turns typing it out....

    What next, parents setting up polls to decide whose turn it is to change the nappy... Just wrong, so wrong.


  • #57
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Female
    givyjoe81 wrote: »
    What id like to know is how, or why the fcuk neither of managed to realise what a bad/pointless idea it would be to post this on the internet/boards, even more staggering considering the time it took both of you to sit down and take turns typing it out....

    What next, parents setting up polls to decide whose turn it is to change the nappy... Just wrong, so wrong.


    True,

    This has to be the stupidest thread in the history of boards and that is no easy feat.


  • #58
    dvdfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭dvdfan


    Id just go bareback, problem solved

    //edit didnt realise there was 4 pages and someone already suggested, carry on


  • #59
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,300 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Tbh having a child because you didnt use a jonnie would have been less stressful than fighting mey way through the OP... :pac:


  • #60
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I had a girlfriend once that used to freak out if I fell asleep with a used condom still on. Not sure why but she thought it would, I dunno, do something to me if I didn't get it off straight away.

    :rolleyes:


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  • #61
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Just cum on her face.


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