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Who is in the wrong? condom clean-up

  • 05-11-2009 10:33pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭


    Overview:
    Myself and my girlfriend were at my parents house for a weekend, we were staying there for 1 night and going to my cousins wedding in the morning. We ended up falling asleep in a single bed and we woke up in the middle of the night and dirtied a condom.
    We had a bit of a disagreement when it came to the cleaning up....


    Here is where we blame each other:


    Male point of view:
    Just after having sex I said to her that I wanted to clean it up now but she said don't bother. So in the morning I wake up late(I wanted to stay in bed for a while) and go downstairs for breakfast and then a shower. When I come back up I get dressed and threw some of my stuff into the bag and she tells me she wants the room to herself to get ready, so I leave for 20-30 minutes and come back up and she said she's not ready again. I grab some of the rest of my suit and go downstairs and put them on and watch some tv. I go back upstairs after an episode of something to pack the rest of my bag.
    I think that she is in the wrong due to not letting me clean it up after it happened and with her being in the room the most in the morning.



    Female view:
    Okay, so after a while after sex he did suggest cleaning the condom up, but i just didn't want him to move, we were just too cosy! the next morning was really busy. I had to persuade him for ages that it was time to get up cause we had so much to get done before leaving for the wedding. We eventually got up and went downstairs and had breakfast. Straight after he went for his shower and i started to iron my dress, coat and his shirt, all of which were VERY wrinkled. It took me a long time, and i was pretty anxious cause it was getting late and i hadn't even started to get ready. He was out of the shower and i was still ironing away...... He was up in the room and i went up to give him his shirt so he could get ready. I was still ironing...
    When i was done i asked him could he let me get ready on my own (it was a wedding - i needed a little space seeing as i wasn't going to get any time) He did give me a little time, not very long though, i honestly doubt he gave me 20mins as i was just after tying my dress when he came back knocking on the door. I also did some more packing later after i had the dress on and some way put up my hair. He had already put stuff in the bag but i finished it off. I also had to make the bed and everything (Just stressing that i had alot to get done, and under a little bit of pressure cause we were running so late, also i think its important to say that this was my first time meeting ANY of his family, so i kinda needed to give the right impression).
    I admit that the condom wasn't in my head , but he usually does take care of that kinda stuff. I was just preoccupied. Before leaving the room that morning after finishing up the packing and making up the bed etc, i did do a walk about the room to see if everything was pretty much in order. It looked to be. If i'd seen the condom...obviously i would cleaned it up.




    I DID clean it up the next morning and told her I didn't and she blamed me for not cleaning it up and so this fight began

    Which one of us would be in the wrong if the condom was not cleaned up?? 108 votes

    Male
    0%
    Female
    100%
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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Female
    You guys are just too CUTE!!! :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,842 ✭✭✭Micilin Muc


    The two of you, and your parents not teaching you how to clean up after yourselves!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Female
    Should have thrown it in her face!
    That ought to teach the bint to get lippy with a manly man such as yourself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭stripysocks85


    dougee19 wrote: »
    Overview:
    Myself and my girlfriend were at my parents house for a weekend, we were staying there for 1 night and going to my cousins wedding in the morning. We ended up falling asleep in a single bed and we woke up in the middle of the night and dirtied a condom.
    We had a bit of a disagreement when it came to the cleaning up....


    Here is where we blame each other:


    Male point of view:
    Just after having sex I said to her that I wanted to clean it up now but she said don't bother. So in the morning I wake up late(I wanted to stay in bed for a while) and go downstairs for breakfast and then a shower. When I come back up I get dressed and threw some of my stuff into the bag and she tells me she wants the room to herself to get ready, so I leave for 20-30 minutes and come back up and she said she's not ready again. I grab some of the rest of my suit and go downstairs and put them on and watch some tv. I go back upstairs after an episode of something to pack the rest of my bag.
    I think that she is in the wrong due to not letting me clean it up after it happened and with her being in the room the most in the morning.



    Female view:
    Okay, so after a while after sex he did suggest cleaning the condom up, but i just didn't want him to move, we were just too cosy! the next morning was really busy. I had to persuade him for ages that it was time to get up cause we had so much to get done before leaving for the wedding. We eventually got up and went downstairs and had breakfast. Straight after he went for his shower and i started to iron my dress, coat and his shirt, all of which were VERY wrinkled. It took me a long time, and i was pretty anxious cause it was getting late and i hadn't even started to get ready. He was out of the shower and i was still ironing away...... He was up in the room and i went up to give him his shirt so he could get ready. I was still ironing...
    When i was done i asked him could he let me get ready on my own (it was a wedding - i needed a little space seeing as i wasn't going to get any time) He did give me a little time, not very long though, i honestly doubt he gave me 20mins as i was just after tying my dress when he came back knocking on the door. I also did some more packing later after i had the dress on and some way put up my hair. He had already put stuff in the bag but i finished it off. I also had to make the bed and everything (Just stressing that i had alot to get done, and under a little bit of pressure cause we were running so late, also i think its important to say that this was my first time meeting ANY of his family, so i kinda needed to give the right impression).
    I admit that the condom wasn't in my head , but he usually does take care of that kinda stuff. I was just preoccupied. Before leaving the room that morning after finishing up the packing and making up the bed etc, i did do a walk about the room to see if everything was pretty much in order. It looked to be. If i'd seen the condom...obviously i would cleaned it up.




    I DID clean it up the next morning and told her I didn't and she blamed me for not cleaning it up and so this fight began
    Far too much of a girly insight..............anyway what was the problem, you cleaned it up? Should be somewhat cleaned up straight away - wrapped in a tissue or something. If not, where did you leave it? Eww.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Maybe I'm missing something here but how long does it take to grab a johnny and just f**k it in the bin?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    probably longer than he lasted :pac:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Whoever decided to ask the internet about this 'argument' is in the wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭dougee19


    Far too much of a girly insight..............anyway what was the problem, you cleaned it up? Should be somewhat cleaned up straight away - wrapped in a tissue or something. If not, where did you leave it? Eww.

    Just to clarify: It was wrapped in tissue on the ground beside the bed, and we know its a stupid fight(not a proper one) but we're both stubborn so we've come to you :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    Female
    I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?


    Also, it's not that much effort to clean it up, all you have to do is take it off and throw it in a bin/toilet/etc...
    Its fairly disgusting to just leave it somewhere half the night, (I am hoping to God that you DID take it off and leave it somewhere, rather than just leaving it on.. cause thats just... I mean... ew *shudders*):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 willywonty


    eh did neither of you clean it up?:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Keogg wrote: »
    I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?

    Depends what time of the month it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,084 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    segaBOY wrote: »
    Maybe I'm missing something here but how long does it take to grab a johnny and just f**k it in the bin?

    Maybe they wanted to wash it and re-use it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Female
    Just stop that kinda carry on and there'll be nothing to clean up!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Female
    In future dont bother taking it off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Female
    Sex?

    That's disgusting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Female
    Hahaha. How old are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    'Dirtied' a condom? WTF?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    You got laid ... and you're bothering to complain about condom clean-up?

    Sure you're a guy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    Your mother should have cleaned it up and saved you the bother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Female
    Why are results hidden?

    NOT impressed :mad::mad::mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    dougee19 wrote: »
    We ended up falling asleep in a single bed and we woke up in the middle of the night and dirtied a condom.
    We had a bit of a disagreement when it came to the cleaning up....

    Don't shove it up her hole next time so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Female
    So let me understand this thread, the OP had sex and wants everyone to know about it, am I right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 342 ✭✭phic


    It terrifies me people this petty and irresponsible are having sex. Keep using the condoms, cos the idea of you two having kids scares me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭dougee19


    Why are results hidden?

    NOT impressed :mad::mad::mad:

    Its timed, have it for 3 weeks and then everyone can see. I didn't want to be able to see it because one of us would want to post more :). Sorry about that :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭jenny2hat


    Both of you. Stop being petty, it's not like it's a huge job or anything :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Jesus christ! can it get any better!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Female
    In future do go there!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭Horsefumbler


    Is your mother proud of you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    No need to fight about who gets to be the lucky one.
    In future, have sex twice. Then each of you can have a condom to clean up.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    OP wrote:
    who's in the wrong?

    you for thinking im going to read all that sh!te.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Female
    Dump her.

    That will teach you her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Mr Ed


    Down with this sort of thing!

    Careful now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭Snesfan


    Female
    Are the results going to be published?

    I used to always get the blame

    Solution: Put her on the Pill, that'll teach her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    This is why the pill was invented.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    Female
    Keogg wrote: »
    I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?


    Also, it's not that much effort to clean it up, all you have to do is take it off and throw it in a bin/toilet/etc...
    Its fairly disgusting to just leave it somewhere half the night, (I am hoping to God that you DID take it off and leave it somewhere, rather than just leaving it on.. cause thats just... I mean... ew *shudders*):D

    It's like a little blanket for your willy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Female
    Dude if you have fired your weapon you got to police your brass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Female
    VinnyTGM wrote: »
    It's like a little blanket for your willy.


    Also saves on the after sex weewee to clear the pipes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭jenny2hat


    Also saves on the after sex weewee to clear the pipes.
    Ew:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭jenny2hat


    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!
    Lmao


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭Snesfan


    Female
    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!

    I always found using their hair was easier (generally closer!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    WTF is this shít?

    Clean your knob in her curtains!!
    Zuffle FTW!

    Anyway, you're both wrong for sharing an account.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sex can't have been great if you're concentrating on the clean-up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭To The North


    why do people argue about such pointless crap?? :confused:

    seriously this kind of stuff would drive me mental in a relationship.





    also, where exactly was the offending item all night??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,917 ✭✭✭✭iguana


    Female
    So she ironed your shirt while you faffed about and you're whining about flushing a condom?:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Shoulda been an option for the church for not getting through to you that sex out of wedlock is bad!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭RandomRetard


    An File wrote: »


    Srsly

    learn how to post pics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Herbal Deity


    you got laid

    congratulations

    but we don't really care


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭bikeblues


    dont use one next time , the world needs more village idiots


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