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Who is in the wrong? condom clean-up

dougee19

Overview:
Myself and my girlfriend were at my parents house for a weekend, we were staying there for 1 night and going to my cousins wedding in the morning. We ended up falling asleep in a single bed and we woke up in the middle of the night and dirtied a condom.
We had a bit of a disagreement when it came to the cleaning up....

Here is where we blame each other:

Male point of view:
Just after having sex I said to her that I wanted to clean it up now but she said don't bother. So in the morning I wake up late(I wanted to stay in bed for a while) and go downstairs for breakfast and then a shower. When I come back up I get dressed and threw some of my stuff into the bag and she tells me she wants the room to herself to get ready, so I leave for 20-30 minutes and come back up and she said she's not ready again. I grab some of the rest of my suit and go downstairs and put them on and watch some tv. I go back upstairs after an episode of something to pack the rest of my bag.
I think that she is in the wrong due to not letting me clean it up after it happened and with her being in the room the most in the morning.

Female view:
Okay, so after a while after sex he did suggest cleaning the condom up, but i just didn't want him to move, we were just too cosy! the next morning was really busy. I had to persuade him for ages that it was time to get up cause we had so much to get done before leaving for the wedding. We eventually got up and went downstairs and had breakfast. Straight after he went for his shower and i started to iron my dress, coat and his shirt, all of which were VERY wrinkled. It took me a long time, and i was pretty anxious cause it was getting late and i hadn't even started to get ready. He was out of the shower and i was still ironing away...... He was up in the room and i went up to give him his shirt so he could get ready. I was still ironing...
When i was done i asked him could he let me get ready on my own (it was a wedding - i needed a little space seeing as i wasn't going to get any time) He did give me a little time, not very long though, i honestly doubt he gave me 20mins as i was just after tying my dress when he came back knocking on the door. I also did some more packing later after i had the dress on and some way put up my hair. He had already put stuff in the bag but i finished it off. I also had to make the bed and everything (Just stressing that i had alot to get done, and under a little bit of pressure cause we were running so late, also i think its important to say that this was my first time meeting ANY of his family, so i kinda needed to give the right impression).
I admit that the condom wasn't in my head , but he usually does take care of that kinda stuff. I was just preoccupied. Before leaving the room that morning after finishing up the packing and making up the bed etc, i did do a walk about the room to see if everything was pretty much in order. It looked to be. If i'd seen the condom...obviously i would cleaned it up.

I DID clean it up the next morning and told her I didn't and she blamed me for not cleaning it up and so this fight began

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TheZohanS

Dump her.

That will teach you her.

Mr Ed

Down with this sort of thing!

Careful now!

Snesfan

Are the results going to be published?

I used to always get the blame

Solution: Put her on the Pill, that'll teach her!

Coriolanus

This is why the pill was invented.

VinnyTGM

Keogg wrote: »

I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?

Also, it's not that much effort to clean it up, all you have to do is take it off and throw it in a bin/toilet/etc...
Its fairly disgusting to just leave it somewhere half the night, (I am hoping to God that you DID take it off and leave it somewhere, rather than just leaving it on.. cause thats just... I mean... ew *shudders*):D

It's like a little blanket for your willy.

Nevyn

Dude if you have fired your weapon you got to police your brass.

brendansmith

VinnyTGM wrote: »

It's like a little blanket for your willy.

Also saves on the after sex weewee to clear the pipes.

jenny2hat

brendansmith wrote: »

Also saves on the after sex weewee to clear the pipes.

Ew:pac:

Gummy Panda

WTF is this shít?

Clean your knob in her curtains!!

jenny2hat

Gummy Panda wrote: »

WTF is this shít?

Clean your knob in her curtains!!

Lmao

Snesfan

Gummy Panda wrote: »

WTF is this shít?

Clean your knob in her curtains!!

I always found using their hair was easier (generally closer!)

El Weirdo

Gummy Panda wrote: »

WTF is this shít?

Clean your knob in her curtains!!

Zuffle FTW!

Anyway, you're both wrong for sharing an account.

[Deleted User]

Sex can't have been great if you're concentrating on the clean-up!

To The North

why do people argue about such pointless crap??

seriously this kind of stuff would drive me mental in a relationship.

also, where exactly was the offending item all night??

iguana

So she ironed your shirt while you faffed about and you're whining about flushing a condom?:rolleyes:

Gillington

Shoulda been an option for the church for not getting through to you that sex out of wedlock is bad!

Insect Overlord

Srsly.

RandomRetard

An File wrote: »

Srsly.

Srsly

learn how to post pics

Herbal Deity

you got laid

congratulations

but we don't really care

bikeblues

dont use one next time , the world needs more village idiots

ElaElaElano

Alright, you porked your missus, didn't get rid of the condom initially, then disposed of it and pretended you didn't culminating in you and her having an argument and you posting the whole charade on the internet in front of maybe 50,000 onlookers.

Who is in the wrong?!!?!?!

Stark

RandomRetard wrote: »

Srsly

learn how to post pics

Pics are disabled in AH.

Liam Byrne

Keogg wrote: »

I would say its definitely the mans job to clean it, I mean, he's the one who dirtied, right?

Depends on whether you're talking about the inside or the outside....

Novella

Whoever fcuking saw it on the floor the next morning should have just put it in the bin!

I mean, seriously! You're hardly gonna see it and think, "Fcuk it, wimmenz should clean this sh!t up.". She's not gonna step over it, thinking, "That's a menz job, I do the ironing!". Honestly!

givyjoe81

What id like to know is how, or why the fcuk neither of managed to realise what a bad/pointless idea it would be to post this on the internet/boards, even more staggering considering the time it took both of you to sit down and take turns typing it out....

What next, parents setting up polls to decide whose turn it is to change the nappy... Just wrong, so wrong.

brendansmith

givyjoe81 wrote: »

What id like to know is how, or why the fcuk neither of managed to realise what a bad/pointless idea it would be to post this on the internet/boards, even more staggering considering the time it took both of you to sit down and take turns typing it out....

What next, parents setting up polls to decide whose turn it is to change the nappy... Just wrong, so wrong.

True,

This has to be the stupidest thread in the history of boards and that is no easy feat.

dvdfan

Id just go bareback, problem solved

//edit didnt realise there was 4 pages and someone already suggested, carry on

sdanseo

Tbh having a child because you didnt use a jonnie would have been less stressful than fighting mey way through the OP... :pac:

AnonoBoy

I had a girlfriend once that used to freak out if I fell asleep with a used condom still on. Not sure why but she thought it would, I dunno, do something to me if I didn't get it off straight away.

:rolleyes:

electrogrimey

Just cum on her face.