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  • #3362
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Homah 777ft once got lost in the english market for 3 days solid


  • #3363
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...has acne as bad as the tree man.


  • #3364
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has bred a new breed of dog, a sitler. They are mainly used to sit.


  • #3365
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft lost a 'who can pee the furthest competition' to a girl when he was drunk.(we all know it was staker in a dress)


  • #3366
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    CDfm spends his spare time writing joke "lonely heart" ads and sending them into local papers.


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  • #3367
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........wishes she had a penis.


  • #3368
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    wants to share his with her out of compassion and because he is a good guy


  • #3369
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm has no job,no balls,no money,no sense,no hair,no deodorant but has an internet connection.


  • #3370
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is jealous


  • #3371
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    I'm insanely Jealous of CDfm for having no job,no balls,no money,no sense,no hair,no deodorant but no for having an internet connection.


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  • #3372
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella wishes he could be more like CDfm andv uses me as a role model


  • #3373
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    I'm insanely Jealous of CDfm, for not being more like him. I'd like to be the best blow queen in the locality like CDfm also.


  • #3374
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella has just arrived back from the dentist having had all his teeth extracted. He found his dentist on sadomasochist.com and is paying for treatment with blow jobs.


  • #3375
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm gave me his Dentists contact details via PM.


  • #3376
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    CDfm *sighs* oops that wasn't my dentist that was my loan shark. Thanks niceirishfella now I can relax -the debt has been wiped clean.


  • #3377
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm has no debts,brain or libido.


  • #3378
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella has no teeth and a dildo


  • #3379
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDfm's sells them...I got mine from him, the Dildo that is.


  • #3380
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nifs the main ghost writer for elvis, he speaks to him when he's on the bus


  • #3381
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    colrow sticks his wiener into his pet mouse' cage thrice daily,mice love
    knob-cheese he'll tell you


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  • #3382
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker wee's himself in traffic in the car.


  • #3383
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella takes ballet classes with young wans and wees himself


  • #3384
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm has'nt had a hand shandy in 12hrs and is going thru Cold Turkey.


  • #3385
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella doesn't do cold turkey but has been known to go into the dressing rooms in Dunnes Stores with a frozen chicken.


  • #3386
    bubbly123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭bubbly123


    CDfm got bird flu in his todger from having a bit of hows ur father with a frozen chicken in Tesco, todger turned blue, grew wings and flew off


  • #3387
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    bubbly123 bought the chicken and cooked it for tea and said yum.


  • #3388
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is related to chickens.


  • #3389
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is a leading member of the Irish Poultry Fanciers Society and wants to kidnap me:eek:


  • #3390
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdFM is undergoing chemical castration by dipping his ghoulies into jeyes fluid


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  • #3391
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow thinks he's going to be crowned king of the kingdom some day.


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