Most stupid thing you've overheard.......

OutlawPete · 01-11-2009 09:24PM

soundsham wrote: »

no, the K is though

Stee wrote: »

Looks like it's fixed so.

Voltex · 01-11-2009 09:25PM

Cheetahs run at 180mph

heard that in Dublin zoo years ago!!

Sticky Fingers · 01-11-2009 09:33PM

Overheard recently at the zoo ( Americans involved )
"They are big, what are they ? "
"They're fruit bats" I said
"Oh, What do they eat ?"
"Eh?"

reap-a-rat · 01-11-2009 09:35PM

"is Elton John gay?"

"I can't spell NUIG!"

"Where did you get a coconut from? oh, Africa was it?" "ah, Tesco..."

"You don't hear much about *Spells God* G-O-D these days.." "who the hell is G-O-D??"

“So if you had your nipple pierced would you have 3 holes with milk instead of 1??”

from an 18 year old- "did your mother sing at my wedding?"

quotes from my homies:D!!

Holmer · 01-11-2009 09:44PM

"He made it up. It was, like, totally fictionary"
-bloke from Spin 1038 morning crew

OutlawPete · 01-11-2009 10:00PM

This is slightly different but ..

Years back down at the Trip To Tipp festival concert (if anyone remembers that) a mate of mine lost the head with us for laughing at him.

It started with him telling a story about the week before about him not getting served in a pub in town. He said:

"Lads, last week the bouncer let me into The Ivy Rooms but the barman didn't look the like of me and wouldn't serve me and got me kicked back out"

We just laughed a little at this stage and were about to tell him what we were laughing at but he started to get really wound up and said:

"Lads, he didn't look the like of me, allright!, what the f**k is so funny about that".

We were all drinking cans in a field some were stoned and he just was getting more and more irate. At this point we were crying laughing and was going ..

"You's are a bunch of w**kers, are you's saying the bouncer didn't let me in?? What's the story?? I'm f**king telling ya's ... you's are a bunch of pr**ks!, ya's know that".

He got close to throwing digs at one point and it must have been 15 minutes before anyone had the breath left from laughing to tell him what he said and why we were laughing

gman2k · 01-11-2009 10:09PM

I remember someone asking the teacher in school - 'Who was the unknown soldier?'

Also, overheard some D4 young wans talking about the Michael Collins film, and explaining about the Bloody Sunday Massacre - saying that it happened during an Ireland V England soccer match...

KTRIC · 01-11-2009 10:14PM

"Thats the wrong hole, you're hurting me"

:rolleyes:

soundsham · 01-11-2009 10:15PM

michael collins thing reminds me of coming back from a match one day through beal na blath and 1 lad telling another
"this is the spot where michael collins died",
2nd guy says "ya 'tis a dangerous bend alright isn't it"

wudangclan · 01-11-2009 10:22PM

Being in a market sqaure in Tangiers in Morocco and hearing some very loud english tourists repeatedly asking a taxi driver for directions to the
'Djemaa el Fna' ,the famous morrocan square where snake charmers,singers,acrobats,child boxers,fortune tellers et al perform daily, and which happens to be in Marrakech,137 miles away.:rolleyes:

tim0ney · 01-11-2009 11:32PM

Three generations of inner-city dubs [all female]. The 20-ish mother turns to the 40-ish grandmother, in some distress: "Ma, oi need ta go toileh!"

AssaultedPeanut · 02-11-2009 02:06AM

Upon hearing someone singing 'under the sea'
..."aw I love the lion king"

Novella · 02-11-2009 02:17AM

In work, every single fcuking day, a girl will say to her friend in a whisper-y but still loud voice, "Ask that girl to get you a bigger size / see if they have more / ring another store. Go on, ask her. Just ask her!".

Yeah. I can fcuking hear you. JUST ASK ME!

DO'Carlo/Wex · 02-11-2009 03:13AM

Could just be a South CO. Carlow thing but we pronounce the word "thrown" as "tron" (as in Lloytron).
Also "ask" is "axe".

DO'Carlo/Wex · 02-11-2009 03:14AM

BlackMamba wrote: »

"Athy is a county, right?" -said by one of my friends....never letting her live it down.:D

Funny you should mention that, but when I send anything by post, I address it to The County of Athy or County Athy & whether I put Co.Kildare underneath or not, it always gets there.

Fago! · 02-11-2009 10:52AM

What's in the box....

stripysocks85 wrote: »

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1: I heard someone in Tesco say "Look they sell bags of cat ****e" Pointing towards cat litter.:)

2: Two old women on a bus, "So basically by 11 o clock that night I reckon I'd rode at least 60 percent of the people in the room";)

3: Some drunk fella walking into a chinese resturaunt talking to his mate in "funny Chinese accent" : "ah Me'so'sally. I lika flied Lice, Mee luv you long time. vely vely long time" He then complains when he's barred for "NO REASON" - He walked into a CHINESE RESTURANT for cryin out loud!!!:mad:

3: Some dude talking to his mate "I'm tellin ya man, Chicks dig fat guys" :cool:

4: Fella: What d'ya reckon makes Jay excited?
His Mate: Ooh that's a hard one.
Fella: So it wasn't just me he told.
His mate: Oh god!!:eek:

5: Some yank tourist comes upto me in Dublin and says "Sorry Ma'm (I'm a bloke)Do you know where Belfast is?"

6: Buncha rag-a-muffins on the dart:

Guy 1: "What ever happened with you and that little cracker, "Jess" that night?"
Guy 2: "Ah, y'know, made a woman out of her"
Guy 3: "Hang on a sec, I was told she went with your brother and you got stuck into some fat chick"
Guy 2 not knowing he knew this: "Ah balls. (In defeated tone) SHE wouldn't even have a go of me":o

DazMarz · 02-11-2009 06:28PM

In the UCD Student Bar:

I just put on the song ''Unchained Melody'' by the Righteous Brothers.

From the next table I hear:

'Ah jeez, I love this song! It's from that film, ''Ghostbusters''!'

'No it isn't you gob****e, it's from ''Poltergeist''.'

Eh, lads, the film is called ''Ghost''...:o

jumpguy · 02-11-2009 06:48PM

One of my less politically aware friends one day...

*me talking to someone else about Al Qaeda*
Friend: Who's Al Qaeda? Is he that terrorist?

Thought Al was his first name!

Prof.Badass · 02-11-2009 06:59PM

WeWillBeReborn wrote: »

Some guy asking me what was the most stupid thing I've ever overheard

SV wrote: »

If he was asking you then how did you overhear it?

0WNED.

Professey Chin · 02-11-2009 07:14PM

Novella wrote: »

In work, every single fcuking day, a girl will say to her friend in a whisper-y but still loud voice, "Ask that girl to get you a bigger size / see if they have more / ring another store. Go on, ask her. Just ask her!".

Yeah. I can fcuking hear you. JUST ASK ME!

Can you get me a bigger size?

Jimmy Bottlehead · 02-11-2009 08:04PM

Some girls on the bus to Sligo:

Girl 1: You know the way bees make honey?

Girl 2: Yeah?

Girl 1: Well do wasps make Jam?

Girl 3: No, cause they don't have a picture of a wasp on the jar.

Girl 2: But I suppose, people wouldn't buy it if it had a wasp on it.

Honestly.

stripysocks85 · 02-11-2009 08:46PM

WeWillBeReborn wrote: »

Some guy asking me what was the most stupid thing I've ever overheard

Somebody assuming I'm a man....... I'm not.

Also, trying to be funny & failing is pretty stupid.
And why would someone thank stupidity?

Something stupid:
People who point to their wrist whilst asking you the time: "Yes, get your own watch, then you won't be asking me"

My sister asking my mum what 'masturbation' means......

stripysocks85 · 02-11-2009 08:48PM

My cousin asked me "Why don't bees stick to the honey?" Actually that's not stupid.... it's something I'd like to know the answer to!

Rented Mule · 02-11-2009 09:03PM

Anything on a the 27 bus out of/into town.

furiousox · 02-11-2009 09:05PM

most stupid thing etc?......

whatever "happened" in knock on saturday.....:rolleyes:

minidazzler · 02-11-2009 09:11PM

stripysocks85 wrote: »

My sister asking my mum what 'masturbation' means......

What age is your sister??? If she's young then it's not stupid, maybe you should show her :P

stripysocks85 · 02-11-2009 09:16PM

She'd heard it at school. Was about 12 at the time. My mam laughed & said to go and look in the dictionary. My sister sucked at spelling though and never found it!

People who ask "Are you finished with that?" whilst already leaning over to scoff your 'leftovers'.

When people ask "Can I ask you a question?" - haven't you done that already?

derfderf · 02-11-2009 09:19PM

Report on the radio about another tiger kidnapping in dublin. Person beside me said "Ahh, the poor tiger"

minidazzler · 02-11-2009 09:44PM

stripysocks85 wrote: »

She'd heard it at school. Was about 12 at the time. My mam laughed & said to go and look in the dictionary. My sister sucked at spelling though and never found it!

People who ask "Are you finished with that?" whilst already leaning over to scoff your 'leftovers'.

When people ask "Can I ask you a question?" - haven't you done that already?

Who talks about Masturbation in primary school? Lol.

DubTony · 02-11-2009 09:52PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Who talks about Masturbation in primary school? Lol.

:eek::eek::eek: You're not serious, are you? ****'s so last year. It's all about the big M these days ...seemingly.

Most stupid thing you've overheard.......

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