Death Row: Before they pull that switch ..

OutlawPete · 31-10-2009 02:15PM #1

Your on Death Row. You have 24 hours to do whatever it is you wanna do.

You can have ANYTHING & ANYONE brought to your cell to spend the last day. All your family are passed on, gone - tidal wave took em all (don't want this becoming soppy family get together

)

Only rules are you can't leave the cell and you can't have anything brought into the cell that will help you get out of the cell

So what would you do? What would you eat? Would you want a woman or a guy -if so, who would they be? Watch your fav movie or listen to your fav music one last time?

I'll go first:

Food
Steak & Kidney Pie, Chips, Brown Sauce, Banoffi, Dr Pepper

Music
As much Springsteen, Steve Earle, Mellencamp as I could get my hands on.

Movies
Have to watch Scarface before I go, Back To The Future

Comedy Vids
Love to watch comedy so I'd have to watch some stand up stuff.

Women
Then I'd just get the Grolsch delivered and sit back as Drew Barrymore, Diane Lane (have to have one MILF) Brianna Love (porn star;)) and Grainne Seoige all enter my cell dressed as prison guards.

I'd die a happy man .. so long cruel world

Pygmalion · 31-10-2009 02:24PM

Nico22 wrote: »

You can have ANYTHING & ANYONE brought to your cell to spend the last day.

Jesus, the prison system really is gone mad.

El Weirdo · 31-10-2009 02:27PM

Nico22 wrote: »

Brianna Love

I think you may have had enough of her speciality if you've been in the clink for any length of time.

Mayoegian · 31-10-2009 02:28PM

I'd like the key of the cell and some chloroform for the guards;)

phasers · 31-10-2009 02:28PM

Can I have a judge come in and pardon me?

drunkmonkey · 31-10-2009 02:29PM

i'd like a Unicorn, A hatchet, packet of rizla and some chronic

El Weirdo · 31-10-2009 02:32PM

Mayoegian wrote: »

I'd like the key of the cell and some chloroform for the guards;)

Maybe if you put down that bible and read the OP...

Only rules are you can't leave the cell and you can't have anything brought into the cell that will help you get out of the cell

Diabhal Beag · 31-10-2009 02:33PM

I'd seduce the prison guard, take the keys and his gun, and then leg it to **** until I escape.

If that doesn't work just give me 24 hours with Katherin Jenkins

OutlawPete · 31-10-2009 02:34PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Maybe if you put down that bible and read the OP...

Ya, beat me to it. They should make you a Mod

drunkmonkey · 31-10-2009 02:34PM

Nico22 wrote: »

No hatchet, no wardens ..

the hatchets for the unicorn, feel like some fantasy steaks for me last supper..

winston82 · 31-10-2009 02:35PM

Grainne Seoige?? Really??
Don't set your standards too high whatever you do

OutlawPete · 31-10-2009 02:35PM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

I'd seduce the prison guard, take the keys and his gun, and then leg it to **** until I escape.
If that doesn't work just give me 24 hours with Katherin Jenkins

Get back here and shag the women of your dreams damn you!!!

callaway92 · 31-10-2009 02:39PM

id want to watch Toy Story, such a happy film.

Id want Johnathon Ross to have a bit of a laugh with

OutlawPete · 31-10-2009 02:40PM

winston82 wrote: »

Grainne Seoige?? Really??
Don't set your standards too high whatever you do

She's a babe .. seen her in the IFI last month and she's even sexier in the flesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjub8lYQbU

how.are.ya · 31-10-2009 09:23PM

sex i would like to die having sex;);););)

DazMarz · 01-11-2009 01:45PM

Food
Mushroom soup, fillet steak w/pepper sauce and chips and onion rings, strawberries and cream. Guinness and Dr. Pepper to drink.

Music
Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Ratt, Mötley Crüe, Steve Earle, Bruce Springsteen, Steve Jones, Van Halen, Asia, McAuley-Schenker Group, Michael Schenker Group, Scorpions, Extreme, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, AC/DC.

Movies
The Godfather, Goodfellas, Die Hard, The Big Lebowski, Escape From New York, The Departed

Comedy Vids
Anything by Billy Connolly or Frankie Boyle

Women
Two well-experienced escort girls, to fulfill every sordid fantasy and whim. (Hey! I'm gonna die, let me have a little fun before I go!:D)

AnonoBoy · 01-11-2009 01:50PM

Nico22 wrote: »

You're on Death Row.

No I'm not. Stop trying to scare me. :mad:

01-11-2009 02:18PM

A copper bodysuit!

bluto63 · 01-11-2009 04:05PM

This seems more like a 'what's your favorite in each of these categories' type of thread

Food
Steak with black pepper sauce, mashed potatoes, Hoegarden beer.

Music
Rumours, in full, with the gaps, as Stevie intended

Movies
Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Requiem For A Dream

Comedy Vids
A bit of Ross Noble and Billy Connolly

Women
Natasha Khan and Lanny Barbie. Any more than that and I don't think I'd know what to do with them.

Stones85 · 01-11-2009 04:48PM

I'd have Hermione Granger brought to my cell..................

Along with that Time Turner she has around her neck...................

And a a few decades worth of love potion.

Set for life:cool:

Capt'n Midnight · 01-11-2009 05:14PM

my trusty time-machine,

Burkey0 · 01-11-2009 05:44PM

Stones85 wrote: »

I'd have Hermione Granger brought to my cell..................

Along with that Time Turner she has around her neck...................

And a a few decades worth of love potion.

Set for life:cool:

This is superb thinking

Rhyme · 01-11-2009 05:56PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

my trusty time-machine,

Yup, go back a few hundred years to when the jail hasn't been built. Technically you've not broken the rules as you've not left the immediate area where you were imprisoned... then you just walk away so the point is moot.

/thread-breaking

24 hours worth of shortbread, that is all.

mikom · 01-11-2009 06:00PM

bluto63 wrote: »

Movies
Requiem For A Dream

Scan, you're about to be executed.
Do you not think you're depressed enough?

OutlawPete · 01-11-2009 06:05PM

bluto63 wrote: »

This seems more like a 'what's your favorite in each of these categories' type of thread

Exactly, saves me starting seven different threads

pikachucheeks · 01-11-2009 06:07PM

I want to know why I'm on death row first.
If I've done something awful, I don't really think I deserve Ryan Phillipe and Haribo...

OutlawPete · 01-11-2009 06:25PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I want to know why I'm on death row first..

You shot Oprah after her advice made your life worse.

Kinda OT*

Song about a guy on Death Row .. love the lyrics, poetry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtQcZx9gAo

jumpguy · 01-11-2009 06:40PM

Food
Chocolate cake, Mikado's, Double Deckers. Who cares? I'd live the last 24 hours on sweets.

Music
All The Killers FIRST album. 2 Pac Ghetto Gospel. An Elton John CD. Florence and the Machine, every single Peter Gabriel song made, every Michael Jackson ever, Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas.
God I'd just tell them to bring in my iPod tbh.

Movies
I Am Legend, all the Rocky movies, Back To The Future, Men In Black 1, 2 and 3. So many more.

Comedy Vids
Billy Connelly and Des Bishop.

Women
Cheryl Cole and Avril fantasy again.

mikom · 01-11-2009 06:48PM

jumpguy wrote: »

Music
2 Pac Ghetto Gospel. An Elton John CD.

This made me lol.

Duggy747 · 01-11-2009 06:55PM

I'd ask for Emma Watson, Asia Argento, Jennifer Connolloy, Lily Allen, Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, and Katy Perry to be brought into my cell.

A truck load of KY jelly would be needed, too.

Have one loooooooong hell of an orgy with the ladies, twice, ask the guards to have some fun with the ladies to distract them, lube myself up comletely so I couldn't be grabbed (Bronson armor) while I then make my getaway...

.....Then again how could I live with myself after leaving a cell full of lubed-up ladies

Sarky · 01-11-2009 06:56PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

my trusty time-machine,

What good will that be without a microwave?!

Death Row: Before they pull that switch ..

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