Death Row: Before they pull that switch ..

OutlawPete

Your on Death Row. You have 24 hours to do whatever it is you wanna do.

You can have ANYTHING & ANYONE brought to your cell to spend the last day. All your family are passed on, gone - tidal wave took em all (don't want this becoming soppy family get together )

Only rules are you can't leave the cell and you can't have anything brought into the cell that will help you get out of the cell

So what would you do? What would you eat? Would you want a woman or a guy -if so, who would they be? Watch your fav movie or listen to your fav music one last time?

I'll go first:

Food
Steak & Kidney Pie, Chips, Brown Sauce, Banoffi, Dr Pepper

Music
As much Springsteen, Steve Earle, Mellencamp as I could get my hands on.

Movies
Have to watch Scarface before I go, Back To The Future

Comedy Vids
Love to watch comedy so I'd have to watch some stand up stuff.

Women
Then I'd just get the Grolsch delivered and sit back as Drew Barrymore, Diane Lane (have to have one MILF) Brianna Love (porn star;)) and Grainne Seoige all enter my cell dressed as prison guards.

I'd die a happy man .. so long cruel world

Pygmalion

Nico22 wrote: »

You can have ANYTHING & ANYONE brought to your cell to spend the last day.

Jesus, the prison system really is gone mad.

El Weirdo

Nico22 wrote: »

Brianna Love

I think you may have had enough of her speciality if you've been in the clink for any length of time.

Mayoegian

I'd like the key of the cell and some chloroform for the guards;)

phasers

Can I have a judge come in and pardon me?

drunkmonkey

i'd like a Unicorn, A hatchet, packet of rizla and some chronic

El Weirdo

Mayoegian wrote: »

I'd like the key of the cell and some chloroform for the guards;)

Maybe if you put down that bible and read the OP...

Only rules are you can't leave the cell and you can't have anything brought into the cell that will help you get out of the cell

Diabhal Beag

I'd seduce the prison guard, take the keys and his gun, and then leg it to **** until I escape.



If that doesn't work just give me 24 hours with Katherin Jenkins

OutlawPete

El Weirdo wrote: »

Maybe if you put down that bible and read the OP...

Ya, beat me to it. They should make you a Mod

drunkmonkey

Nico22 wrote: »

No hatchet, no wardens ..

the hatchets for the unicorn, feel like some fantasy steaks for me last supper..

winston82

Grainne Seoige?? Really??
Don't set your standards too high whatever you do

OutlawPete

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

I'd seduce the prison guard, take the keys and his gun, and then leg it to **** until I escape.
If that doesn't work just give me 24 hours with Katherin Jenkins

Get back here and shag the women of your dreams damn you!!!

callaway92

id want to watch Toy Story, such a happy film.

Id want Johnathon Ross to have a bit of a laugh with

OutlawPete

winston82 wrote: »

Grainne Seoige?? Really??
Don't set your standards too high whatever you do

She's a babe .. seen her in the IFI last month and she's even sexier in the flesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjub8lYQbU

how.are.ya

sex i would like to die having sex;);););)

DazMarz

Food
Mushroom soup, fillet steak w/pepper sauce and chips and onion rings, strawberries and cream. Guinness and Dr. Pepper to drink.

Music
Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Ratt, Mötley Crüe, Steve Earle, Bruce Springsteen, Steve Jones, Van Halen, Asia, McAuley-Schenker Group, Michael Schenker Group, Scorpions, Extreme, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, AC/DC.

Movies
The Godfather, Goodfellas, Die Hard, The Big Lebowski, Escape From New York, The Departed

Comedy Vids
Anything by Billy Connolly or Frankie Boyle

Women
Two well-experienced escort girls, to fulfill every sordid fantasy and whim. (Hey! I'm gonna die, let me have a little fun before I go!:D)

AnonoBoy

Nico22 wrote: »

You're on Death Row.

No I'm not. Stop trying to scare me. :mad:

A copper bodysuit!

bluto63

This seems more like a 'what's your favorite in each of these categories' type of thread

Food
Steak with black pepper sauce, mashed potatoes, Hoegarden beer.

Music
Rumours, in full, with the gaps, as Stevie intended

Movies
Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Requiem For A Dream

Comedy Vids
A bit of Ross Noble and Billy Connolly

Women
Natasha Khan and Lanny Barbie. Any more than that and I don't think I'd know what to do with them.

Stones85

I'd have Hermione Granger brought to my cell..................

Along with that Time Turner she has around her neck...................

And a a few decades worth of love potion.





Set for life:cool:

Capt'n Midnight

my trusty time-machine,

Burkey0

Stones85 wrote: »

I'd have Hermione Granger brought to my cell..................

Along with that Time Turner she has around her neck...................

And a a few decades worth of love potion.





Set for life:cool:

This is superb thinking

Rhyme

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

my trusty time-machine,

Yup, go back a few hundred years to when the jail hasn't been built. Technically you've not broken the rules as you've not left the immediate area where you were imprisoned... then you just walk away so the point is moot.

/thread-breaking

24 hours worth of shortbread, that is all.

mikom

bluto63 wrote: »

Movies
Requiem For A Dream

Scan, you're about to be executed.
Do you not think you're depressed enough?

OutlawPete

bluto63 wrote: »

This seems more like a 'what's your favorite in each of these categories' type of thread

Exactly, saves me starting seven different threads

pikachucheeks

I want to know why I'm on death row first.
If I've done something awful, I don't really think I deserve Ryan Phillipe and Haribo...

OutlawPete

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I want to know why I'm on death row first..

You shot Oprah after her advice made your life worse.


Kinda OT*

Song about a guy on Death Row .. love the lyrics, poetry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtQcZx9gAo

jumpguy

Food
Chocolate cake, Mikado's, Double Deckers. Who cares? I'd live the last 24 hours on sweets.

Music
All The Killers FIRST album. 2 Pac Ghetto Gospel. An Elton John CD. Florence and the Machine, every single Peter Gabriel song made, every Michael Jackson ever, Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas.
God I'd just tell them to bring in my iPod tbh.

Movies
I Am Legend, all the Rocky movies, Back To The Future, Men In Black 1, 2 and 3. So many more.

Comedy Vids
Billy Connelly and Des Bishop.

Women
Cheryl Cole and Avril fantasy again.

mikom

jumpguy wrote: »

Music
2 Pac Ghetto Gospel. An Elton John CD.

This made me lol.

Duggy747

I'd ask for Emma Watson, Asia Argento, Jennifer Connolloy, Lily Allen, Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, and Katy Perry to be brought into my cell.

A truck load of KY jelly would be needed, too.

Have one loooooooong hell of an orgy with the ladies, twice, ask the guards to have some fun with the ladies to distract them, lube myself up comletely so I couldn't be grabbed (Bronson armor) while I then make my getaway...

.....Then again how could I live with myself after leaving a cell full of lubed-up ladies

Sarky

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

my trusty time-machine,

What good will that be without a microwave?!

Fremen

A man-eating lion that shoots fire from its eyes. Oh, and the lion is poisonous, too.
When I go, I want it to be interesting.

Kirnsy

"Death Row Before they pull that switch"


what switch do they pull nowadays??

pikachucheeks

Nico22 wrote: »

You shot Oprah after her advice made your life worse.

Ah, I couldn't shoot Oprah - She's America's Sweetheart! :P

If I did shoot someone, I don't think I'd morally deserve the luxury of choosing my last meal, how I'd entertain myself or who came to visit me.

OutlawPete

Kirnsy wrote: »

"Death Row Before they pull that switch"
what switch do they pull nowadays??

Depends which State in the US. Most have injections now from what I see on Discovery ..

dancingqueen

This is a fun game

Food
Fish and chips from Burdocks, Strawberry Cheesecake Haagen Daas, a 6 pack of meanies, caramel nibbles and 10 stinger bars

Music
Can I have my favourite bands come in? SOAD in my cell... love it! And my trad bands too, of course.

Movies
Pirates of the Carribbean movies, Annie, The Mask (I'm sad)

Comedy Vids
Stephen Lynch, Neil Delamare

Men
Brad Pitt, Wentworth Miller, Ricky Whittle


When is this happening to me?

Kirnsy

Nico22 wrote: »

Depends which State in the US. Most have injections now from what I see on Discovery ..

i always preferred old school, axe wielding executioner or the classic hung drawn and quartered job myself

pikachucheeks

dancingqueen wrote: »

SOAD in my cell... love it!

I think I'd die of happiness if that happened to me.
Amazing!

OutlawPete

dancingqueen wrote: »

Cheesecake Haagen Daas

Ben n Jerrys much tastier

dancingqueen wrote: »

Can I have my favourite bands come in?

Sure ..

dancingqueen wrote: »

SOAD

Sorry, I meant No ..

dancingqueen wrote: »

The Mask (I'm sad)

Not sure if you meant 'Sad' as in your sad now or 'Sad' as in that your sad to like that movie but I love that film.

A classic, true story too.

dancingqueen wrote: »

Ricky Whittle

I bet you ya'd whittle his .. eh, ahem

jenny2hat

Food
Jones Sode, Starbucks coffee, chocolate of some description, pasta, other junk I guess :rolleyes:

Music
My favorite bands to come in, let's start with Paramore, Arctic Monkeys and Green day

And my bf cause I couldn't die without seeing him

dubtom

Food, Calzone pizza with coleslaw,garlic bread,side salad,
sirlion steak with chips,
bacon cabbage and spuds,
turkey + ham with all the christmas stuff,
chilly concarne with rice,
spagball, more garlic bread,
chicken curry fried rice,chips,
indian curry with nan,
corn flakes with ice cold milk,

wait, I'm stuffed...
burdocks smoked cod with chips,
½ pounder with cheese,chips,
2 hillbillys breast meals with large cokes,
BBQ ribs,corn on the cob,
one can of andrews liver salts,
one pack of senecot,
As you may have noticed,I'm too busy eating to watch movies,have sex or even talk,I fully intend to explode before anyone frys me.

9wetfckx43j5rg

Food
Starter: Barbecued Potatoes
Main: Chicken Goujan Wrap with Chips and Chilli Mayonnaise from Peacocks Restaurant
Side: Baked Potato from Frankensteins in Scotland
Dessert: Warm Chocolate Fudge Brownie with Ice Cream from the Bad Ass Cafe in Temple Bar

Music
The Killers, The All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Third Eye Blind, Journey and Bon Jovi.

Movies
Pirates Of The Caribbean (all 3), The Breakfast Club, Stick It, Step Up, National Treasure

Men
Hugh Jackman and Alexander Skarsgard. Maybe some Cam Gigandet.

And I'd throw in Megan Fox for the craic too :P

Euro_Kraut

I think it would be kinda cool to get the whole New York Philharmonic Orchestra into my cell and let me conduct them.

OutlawPete

Perla Savory Tripod wrote: »

And I'd throw in Megan Fox for the craic too :P

Think the Governer might Pardon you if sees you locked in a cell with Megan Fox

walshb

Nico22 wrote: »

Your on Death Row. You have 24 hours to do whatever it is you wanna do.

You can have ANYTHING & ANYONE brought to your cell to spend the last day. All your family are passed on, gone - tidal wave took em all (don't want this becoming soppy family get together )

Only rules are you can't leave the cell and you can't have anything brought into the cell that will help you get out of the cell

So what would you do? What would you eat? Would you want a woman or a guy -if so, who would they be? Watch your fav movie or listen to your fav music one last time?

I'll go first:

Food
Steak & Kidney Pie, Chips, Brown Sauce, Banoffi, Dr Pepper

Music
As much Springsteen, Steve Earle, Mellencamp as I could get my hands on.

Movies
Have to watch Scarface before I go, Back To The Future

Comedy Vids
Love to watch comedy so I'd have to watch some stand up stuff.

Women
Then I'd just get the Grolsch delivered and sit back as Drew Barrymore, Diane Lane (have to have one MILF) Brianna Love (porn star;)) and Grainne Seoige all enter my cell dressed as prison guards.

I'd die a happy man .. so long cruel world

Excellent thread man!

smodgley

id have jolie and aniston come into my cell to mud-wrestle naked while i eat a very large tiramisu,

Odats

Food:
Starter: Spring Roll, Battered monk fish with sweet chilli dip. 2 crusty harneys blaas stuff with half a pund of red lead and real butter.Salt n Vinegar Taytos
Mains: 22oz Rib eye steak on the bone with chips, pepper sauce and onion rings. Taco Chip
Desert: Chocolate biscuit cake, strawberry cheese cake and one of the pavlovas and a vanilla slice.

Music
Killers first album, Rolling Stones, Kings of Leon, Asher Roth Asleep in the Bread Aisle

Movies
All the Rocky's, American Pies, Star Wars,

TV
UFC's 100 greatest fights. 24hrs wouldn't get tp watch all the Lost Series.

Women
Arianny Celeste , Logan Stanton,Holly Madison,Megan Fox, Lauren Conrad and go out in style.

OutlawPete

Odats wrote: »

Battered monk fish with sweet chilli dip ..

Get you, with your Battered Monk Fish.. and Sweet Chili Dip no less? Cod not good enough for ya, no? I'd like to see you ask for that in Forte Chippers on Cork St at midnight on a Friday night. Wouldn't be the Monk Fish getting battered I can tell ya

Odats wrote: »

All the Rocky's ..

Sure ya'll be pschyed up, press ups, raw eggs .. 'I can do it' and boom they execute ya

Odats wrote: »

24hrs wouldn't get tp watch all the Lost Series.

Reminds me I have to get em watched before they break our hearts with the final epps soon. I'll be lost without Lost to look forward to. Been such a massive part of my life the past five years .. I ain't kidding, love it

Odats wrote: »

Arianny Celeste , Logan Stanton, Holly Madison, Lauren Conrad and go out in style.

I'm off to Google Image Search (safe search: off) as I haven't a notion who these (no doubt) fine ladies are

ronaneire

Nico22 wrote: »

Your on Death Row. You have 24 hours to do whatever it is you wanna do.

Kirnsy wrote: »

"Death Row Before they pull that switch"


what switch do they pull nowadays??

I'm an electrician

lisajane

I would want garth brooks and his guitar.

Lux23

Food

I think I would a proper Christmas dinner cooked by my parents; my family would all sit down for it with loads of red wine.

Music

Anything I feel like really, I think just before I leave my cell I would like to hear 'Sitting on the dock of the bay'

Friends

I would have a few of my friends over for a few drinks and some drugs probably and we would all get smashed. With any luck I may get some of of that dodgy GHB or whatever its called and end up in a coma and then they couldn't execute me. Not before the men bit below though.

Men

Ok, I think I would have Gerard Butler and that vampire fella from True Blood for company. Yes thats what i am calling it these days. COMPANY