Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

The Citizen · 31-10-2009 4:24pm #1

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 4:27pm

Good man!
Ill meet you out there.
Ill be the one wearing the Batman costume.
Go team!!!!!!

bronte · 31-10-2009 4:28pm

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

Ok Batman!

Zamboni · 31-10-2009 4:28pm

Batman had better speeches

bronte · 31-10-2009 4:28pm

Lol! 3 batman replies in a row!

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 4:29pm

Zamboni wrote: »

Batman had better speeches

True.
Bur he wasnt as sexy as me!!!

Elessar · 31-10-2009 4:29pm

Scum cant use computers silly

minidazzler · 31-10-2009 4:30pm

Lets Egg his house when he's patrolling!!!

bronte · 31-10-2009 4:30pm

Pollythene Pam wrote: »

True.
Bur he wasnt as sexy as me!!!

Hey, let's not say things we can't take back!

Neamhshuntasach · 31-10-2009 4:31pm

I just done a crossword and one of the answers was scum. I was sitting on the jacks none the less.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 4:33pm

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I just done a crossword and one of the answers was scum. I was sitting on the jacks none the less.

Commonly found in Dublin, Many have tons of kids before the age of 20 (4)

Overheal · 31-10-2009 4:34pm

Im putting out an APB. we might actually see the Citizen out there in full gear: we are going to need pics or it didnt happen.

SEPT 23 1989 · 31-10-2009 4:35pm

poxy civil servant giving out as usual, just get out and fight crime like the taxpayers of the country pay you to do

jumpguy · 31-10-2009 4:35pm

I'm planning to give them a bar of soap when they call. Just to send a message.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-10-2009 4:35pm

The Citizen wrote: »

This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people.

Which city would this be?

phantom_lord · 31-10-2009 4:36pm

i hope you're feeling better soon.

TheCardHolder · 31-10-2009 4:36pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrANMLzM6aY

partyatmygaff · 31-10-2009 4:37pm

Lacey Nutty Microchip wrote: »

Which city would this be?

The only real city in all of Ireland.....

Pfft... Boggers...

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 4:37pm

Lacey Nutty Microchip wrote: »

Which city would this be?

GOTHEM

Papad · 31-10-2009 4:37pm

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I just done a crossword and one of the answers was scum. I was sitting on the jacks none the less.

It's a sign.
Now, go out and patrol with the other lads.
And don't run away when someone says: "BOO"

phantom_lord · 31-10-2009 4:38pm

partyatmygaff wrote: »

The only real city in all of Ireland.....

ha, that's what i was about to say.

The Citizen · 31-10-2009 4:38pm

minidazzler wrote: »

Lets Egg his house when he's patrolling!!!

My base has been equipped with a state of the art security system. If you attempt to interfere with my base while I am not present do not be surprised to find an automatic remotely controlled bulldozer chasing you down the street.

:mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-10-2009 4:39pm

partyatmygaff wrote: »

The only real city in all of Ireland.....

Pfft... Boggers...

I don't remember him saying he was in Ireland.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 4:39pm

Pollythene Pam wrote: »

GOTHAM

FYP

super_furry · 31-10-2009 4:40pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-sXmq_izqE

Pollythene Pam · 31-10-2009 4:40pm

In a city filled with terror....
In a city with no rules....
One man stood against the darkness....
THE CITIZEN
Helped by his trusty sidekick Pollythene Pam... his mission is to rid the streets of evil and toffee apples....

mikom · 31-10-2009 4:42pm

The Citizen wrote: »

If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

partyatmygaff · 31-10-2009 4:43pm

Lacey Nutty Microchip wrote: »

I don't remember him saying he was in Ireland.

The Citizen isn't like us normal people, he exists in every country, fighting crime and capturing scumbags for his midnight cannibalistic feasts. He belongs to no one city and no one country.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 4:48pm

The Citizen:

Civil servant by day... crimefighter at night.

With his high stature in the civil service he employs the scum of the streets to do paperwork until they die from boredom.

Muah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

netwhizkid · 31-10-2009 4:53pm

Tomorrow morning my friend will have to powerwash eggs and toilet paper off his house! I lol at him every year when I see him doing it!

Shaws · 31-10-2009 4:55pm

Wooo The Citizen!!!!

Your my hero.....;)

Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

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