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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki hears Wolf and digs deeper into her hidey place, "Still Evil Wolf."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Tell it to Yoda


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Think he already knows."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Going into surgery now. Keep your head down. I want it perfect when I hang it on my wall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    next time i won't make that call Wolf.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah, next time i call this guy to watch you

    2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg
    bet he would love to meet you....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    great. what's he about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ugh! I don't ant to meet him. There's nothing lovable about him. Maybe you could call this one to watch me
    a04676d37a7c81e4


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'm back and repaired, also I has lightsaber. Let's fight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Are you going to jump off the cliff again?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No. *Backs up large truck and fills ravine with colorful plastic balls.*
    Now no one can fall and hurt themselves again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    whips saber from wolves hands
    opens wound over wolves brow
    so he is blinded by his own blood
    throws wolf on his back
    stabs wolf in the belly
    slashes the blocking arms
    stabs wolf in the chest
    slashes wolf's throat

    picks up light saber


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Gee, Wolf you can't tell me you're confused by that. All plain and straightforward.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Glad light sabers cauterise wounds they cause. Also glad I rememebred the important rule.
    *Watches light saber explode killing Holck*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki sneaks up on Wolf while he is examing his wounds places jack o latern behind Wolf filled with trick or treats. While Wolf is busy watching Matt to see if he has exploded(which he hasn't) Deki quietly sneaks away again. Wolf turns to see the jack o latern's grinning face and the overflow of candy treats. Wolf reaches down and removes some candy that sets in motion the weighted trap that sets the hidden bomb off *BOOM!!! Confetti and sugar sparkles rain down on Wolf's head.
    "You Sparkley now Wolf!" Deki runs out and sprays Wolf's head with neon orange and purple paint "now all you need is a pillow case." Throws Black streamers around thread.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Stuffs Deki into pillowcase.*
    Nice ghost costume, but you still living. I can fix that. Hold still


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki cuts pillowcase with knife and pokes into Wolfs side "No Wolf." Deki runs away toward woods." you never appreciate anything I do Wolf" Looks over shoulder at Wolf still holding empty bag "Here catch Wolf!" Tosses lite cherry bomb at Wolf. KA_BAM !!! "can you hear me now Wolf?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Lobs pumpkin bombs back at Deki* Yes, can you hear me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki ducks. and dodges bombs. Throws hatchets at Wolf's head. "need something for a splitting headache Wolf?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Takes two aspirin.*
    I'm good.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki throws on sheet with Eye holes. Slowly walks carrying big chain. "I am the ghost of Halloween Past... Wrong story." Rattles chains. Jumps on Wolf , wraps chain around wolfs throat. As they wrestle to the ground Wolfs air supply is cut off and his eyes begin to pop, as he frantically claws at the chain while trying to throw Deki off. When Wolf is down to his last gasp Deki lets go -gives him a big Smack- runs away. "Happy Halloween Wolf!!!- Did you know it was me???"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Picks up rock.*
    Yeah, Charlie brown said to give you this.
    *Bops Deki with rock*
    Happy Hoooooowloween


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki stops picks up rock. Puts it in pocket of sheet. "Tell him I'll cherish it for ever Wolf!"
    Pulls apples out of her trick or treat bag, pushes lit firecracker into each "Here's your treat Wolf." lobs apples at Wolf's head "Happy halloween to you too Wolf and may you have many more!!!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Catches apples in mudair.*
    Next time light the fuses you silly fox


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "I lit something Wolf." steps closer to see.
    KA-BLOOIE!!!
    Apple is all over Wolfs face, looks like he's been hit with a
    gallon or two of applesauce. He swipes it away with one hand,
    glares at Deki. "got a little in your mustache there Wolf". Watches Wolf clench hands into fists, little vein stands up at temple, "Is that smoke coming from your ears Wolf?"- Deki Runs.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs spoon.*
    You lucky I like applesauce. Pass the cinnamon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki peaks out from behind hiding tree "Yes Wolf, I am lucky.Very lucky."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You also predictable. Always hiding behind the same tree
    *Presses little green button, watches deki get buried in candy corn*
    Hee-hee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "You know this candy corn could have been fresher Wolf." Deki munches a bit. "how long you had this stuff Wolf?"


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I found it stuffed in back of a closet a few weeks ago.


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