How to dance at a night club?!

Horsefumbler · 28-10-2009 11:17PM

Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart...

WeeBushy · 28-10-2009 11:19PM

caseyann wrote: »

Practice in your bedroom in front of mirror

No don't practice in front of a mirror, then you'll no what you look like. Ignorance is bliss.

We're white, none of us can dance. Just jump around the place flailing your arms wildly, its what everyone does...

caseyann · 28-10-2009 11:21PM

WeeBushy wrote: »

No don't practice in front of a mirror, then you'll no what you look like. Ignorance is bliss.

We're white, none of us can dance. Just jump around the place flailing your arms wildly, its what everyone does...

I will be back to you in few mins to tell you you are wrong on that one

El Weirdo · 28-10-2009 11:21PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

I appreciate all of the YouTube videos ... but this is actually kind of a serious problem.

Dont mean to drag you guys down!

but really... I kind of have social anxiety (It's real and I cant quite explain it.anyone who has it will know it's hell) so dancing is like everest .

Can't believe no one has suggested this yet: TAKE HUGS!

WeeBushy · 28-10-2009 11:25PM

caseyann wrote: »

I will be back to you in few mins to tell you you are wrong on that one

They're allowed on boards? :eek:

I'm joking, I am not racist, not do I condone it. Nobody was intended to get hurt in the making of this post.

Acacia · 28-10-2009 11:25PM

Get drunk. You'll find you have this amazing dancing ability you never knew you had before. Helps if everyone else is drunk too.

DevilsBreath · 28-10-2009 11:36PM

SRFC90 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC0ZNbExaDw

You'll find most people doing this in a club in a few weeks. Watch it. Study it. DO IT.

Here's an extra thing to take into consideration and learn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ&feature=fvw

caseyann · 28-10-2009 11:38PM

WeeBushy wrote: »

They're allowed on boards? :eek:

I'm joking, I am not racist, not do I condone it. Nobody was intended to get hurt in the making of this post.

Lmao

Neither am i.
I was going to say you know how everyone says black people can dance better than whites :rolleyes: Not true.
The girls (Ukrainian) my best mates :cool: Love my girls.Shout out to all ukrainian ladies

Any hows loads of black ladies in spirit and we,my friends and i get up to dance and they walked over and asked us,where we learned to dance because they wanted to learn our moves because they were cool hehe

:cool:

Takk · 28-10-2009 11:41PM

Where's Danc124 when you need him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-YmAFYbONg

Paddycrumlinman · 28-10-2009 11:45PM

Piste wrote: »

There's nothing funnier than a guy who can't dance

If it's indie/alternative music you're dancing to, just shuffle around, look slightly bored and like you've somewhere better to be.

Listen little dude, don't mind your wan above..... Wimmen look silly also.....

Best thing to do is not go over board and relax. Have a beer or two and go with the music. I can't dance to save my life but went to many a club had a few drinks and moved to the music as they say.

Anything which is not all arms and legs bumping into each other and you'll be grand. Sure the ladies do that also which is funny.

Enjoy yourself and don't mind anyone else!

rizzee · 28-10-2009 11:50PM

Hold on to the misses arse while she has her arms around your neck and swing around for the night.. sorted

Or drop a few deadlys and have some wifty, you'll be high as a kite :P

Local-womanizer · 28-10-2009 11:58PM

This is where I got my dance portfolio:

OP,you can thank me later

Ferris_Bueller · 28-10-2009 11:58PM

What I used to do when I first start going to discos was basically copied everyone else around me, felt like a complete and utter eejit the first maybe 3/4 times but then you begin to get more used to it. Love it now nothing beats dancing:)

But if you want to be specific I think that keeping your feet moving slightly all the time and bopping a bit then throwing in a few moves of the hands every now and then wont do you any harm, nobody will be looking out for what you do either so dont worry! I'm sure after the first few times you'll begin to like it more and more, best of luck!

citizen_p · 29-10-2009 12:06AM

i just go mad.....and look like a complete dope... but i have fun

caseyann · 29-10-2009 12:11AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

This is where I got my dance portfolio:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god lmao The pump

:D:D:D:D:D:D what the hell was that :eek:

Pet the dog lmao god i am dying here lmao

citizen_p · 29-10-2009 12:11AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

This is where I got my dance portfolio:

omfg this is brillant....love the washing laundry

Local-womanizer · 29-10-2009 12:24AM

caseyann wrote: »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god lmao The pump :D:D:D:D:D:D what the hell was that :eek:

What was that?.......That was amazing that was.

So many nights Ive milked the cow and bull and pumped away!

caseyann · 29-10-2009 12:24AM

Mousey- wrote: »

omfg this is brillant....love the washing laundry

How about milk the cow lmao

who in right mind would do that lol Like you would have enough room to do half of the moves,only first few hahaha:D

caseyann · 29-10-2009 12:26AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

What was that?.......That was amazing that was.

So many nights Ive milked the cow and bull and pumped away!

Sorry for post above now

:(
I am sure you do it with style,been the local womaniser you can get away with all the moves :cool:

Local-womanizer · 29-10-2009 12:28AM

caseyann wrote: »

Sorry for post above now :(
I am sure you do it with style,been the local womaniser you can get away with all the moves :cool:

It is true,once I start everybody stops and looks on with amazement:p

caseyann · 29-10-2009 12:37AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

It is true,once I start everybody stops and looks on with amazement:p

I am sure and then copy :P

daca88 · 29-10-2009 12:58AM

hey OP,
i remember my first trip to a nightclub, was bricking it because i couldnt dance...but when i got there i saw everyone was crap so it was all good. you cant dance when you're wasted:)

just dont over analyze it and try not to worry too much about it, it's not a big deal

Stevecw · 29-10-2009 01:10AM

Just keep drinking until you think you are best dancer in the club!

Then go bust them moves which to you will of course seem amazing, but to anyone watching will be just a hammered guy doing his best to stay standing albeit in a weird kinda way!

But of course the ladies love it, so do that!

entropi · 29-10-2009 01:51AM

OP, the best thing you can do is just observe some people dancing, copy some of their moves...watch people like Justin Timberlake or whoever you place skill with in dancing and give it a shot in the club:)

Nobody really cares if you are a good dancer, well the lads wont but some ladies would love a good dancer.

slipss · 29-10-2009 06:19AM

Don't sweat it OP, alot of people would say this kid can't dance and look what he accomplishes.

http://www.break.com/index/weirdo-kid-starts-huge-dance-party.html

It's all about not giving a crap what other people think and just having fun.

Doc · 29-10-2009 06:38AM

You’ve already got a girlfriend man so it doesn’t matter how bad a dancer you are. Just enjoy it and don’t worry about how you look.;)

If you actually watch people dancing most people cant dance all that well.

kryogen · 29-10-2009 07:05AM

most people in nightclubs are crap dancers by actual dance standards!

just relax and enjoy yourself, go with the music..... if you can stop yourself worrying what other people think then you will have no trouble!

in fact you will probably be pissing yourself when you see some of the other people on the dancefloor making tools of themselves!

but hey its what your there for since your gonna be saddled with the ball and chain

and if you get really stuck, deffo go with that vid that the local womaniser posted, quality moves in that!

peepeep · 29-10-2009 12:46PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Hey Guys

I'll be going to my first night club when I go eighteen in a few weeks...and obviously I'll have to dance.

My girlfriend has been going since she was sixteen and is pretty good at dancing etc and knows to to act etc in a night club... I'm a complete novice.

I've danced a few time like at wedding and house partys. I SUCK! the worse thing is that I know I suck - if I didnt I could just dance and wouldnt give a ****.

But I get an awful feeling when I dance (even for a few seconds). It's like my stomach tightens up...like the feeling you get when your ringtons is 'Staying Alive' and it goes off at a funeral...awful...I end up either looking really stiff or like my grand dad busting out the moves straight from 1945 when the war ended!

Please help...any advice
I've read loads of thing on the net about 'going with the flow' etc but I dont even know what the hell the flow IS!!

Thanks!!

Awww. This is the sweetest post I've ever seen on boards. I want to ruffle your hair and give you a lollipop*!

*Lollipop not a metaphor

Terry · 01-11-2009 11:50PM

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

Buy a drink and just lean against the counter

Hi, Jimmy.
Can I send you my demo tape?

GEM_13 · 02-11-2009 07:43PM

just go out and enjoy yourself my man and don't worry about what others think

How to dance at a night club?!

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