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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I thought Wolves were not supposed to turn unsuspecting little foxes out looking for ribbons into slightly crazed looking squirrels ? Jumps from tree , lands on Wolf's head and bites his ear. Runs down body to ground and climbs telephone pole.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Picks up axe, puts on flannel shirt.*
    I'm going as a lumberjack for halloween so I'll get into character by chopping down this telephone pole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki runs out onto telephone line and scampers into tree for cover. Dings Wolf in head with acorns. " You turned me into crazy squirrel Wolf . This is what crazy squirrels do."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh very well
    *Changes Deki back to a fox.*
    Never knew foxes could climb trees.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Foxes can climb trees Wolf" Deki is on skinny little branch " But foxes fall from trees much easier" Deki tumbles from tree and lands on Wolf knocking him to the ground and squeezing the air from his lungs. "ok Wolf! Thanks for the soft landing." Deki runs off into forest. before Wolf can get his wind back.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Note to self: In future when forcibly shapeshifting others do not stand underneath them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki Shoots dart gun from woods piercing one of Wolf's ears and pinning it to a tree."Hmm Did I do that right? I dunno." Deki quickly reloads dart gun and fires at Wolfs other ear, piercing it too and pining it to the tree, "Well that might be better." giggles


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *tears darts out of ears, uproots tree. Tosses tree at Deki.*
    Wolf angry now!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Uh Oh" Deki runs from tree to tree until she is deep into woods. Hides inside hollow tree
    "I think he was beginning to turn green." stiffles giggle.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rampages through forest.*
    Where my purple pants!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki climbs high inside hollow tree. Peeks down. Decides not to give her location away by antagonizing Wolf. Then decides to try a ricochet shot and sucessfully dings an acorn off his head.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs gas can.*
    Screw searching every tree. I'm going with the efficient method.
    *Sets forest on fire*
    Burn, forest burn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki runs down trunk and circles around to get out of forest fire, Comes up on Wolf from behind and watches forest burn. "Smokey's gonna get ya Wolf." Deki clips Wolf under chin with staff, runs to edge of cliff. "I'll just do it for you Wolf. I always end up down here anyway." Looks down at rushing water below. Turns back to look at Wolf, "and really you need to put some pants on Wolf" Deki jumps.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Runs and jumps over cliff after Deki.*
    I am wearing pants.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki really only jumped onto ledge below cliff. Watches and waves as Wolf zooms past.
    "Hey Wolf. Going for a swim?" Deki scampers back on top of cliff and calls fire dept, then before Wolf shows up she places empty can in middle of thread and runs off to hide.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hits water at high speed.*
    Owwww!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki hears Wolf yowl in her hidey place, "Think I could have taken my time- that did not sound good."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drags mangled body to shore*
    That's another four broken ribs, and a broken leg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki thinks she should stay hidden, but she can't. She runs back out peeks over edge of cliff. Sees Wolf laying on shore. "You okay Wolf?" Deki doesn't get reply. "Anything I can do Wolf?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Call the 501st.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    " why do you want me to call stormtroopers Wolf, wouldn't you rather have a first aid kit?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Their boss built my cybernetics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki puts in call to Darth, asks him to make the proper connections. then goes back to edge of cliff. "I called someone who said he could help Wolf I don't exactly get along with him so well so unless I can do something for you I think I may go back to hide."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah, you do that. Yoda should be by soon to laugh at me again. Little green pain in my keister.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    why would Yoda laugh Wolf. (besides it's more of a chortle) Which is worse the pain in your ribs or the one in your butt?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    he keeps muttering about me giving into technology and not believing in myself. Ribs hurt the worst.
    *Fires grappling hook to top of cliff.*
    Now the ascent is really gonna hurt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Wolf you sure you want to do this?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah
    *Retracts grappling hook. Slowly ascends up cliff. Rolls over edge*
    Knew I could do it, and here's my ride now.

    Stormtroopers.jpg

    No, don't shoot the fox guys. Shoot Yoda if you see him though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki runs "Get well soon Wolf!" Slides down hidey place, "ooh those guys give me the creeps" shivers.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Give me the painkillers. Oh, that's nice. Yoda, watch out for the fox. I'll be back later to kill her.

    173058__yoda_l.jpg


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