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Dont pi**s up against Custies Music shop window in Ennis.

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  • #32
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

    Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

    How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window. :D

    Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

    Damnit. Will have to amend my '101 things to do before you die' list.


  • #33
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I remember "back in the day" I was in Ennis, frosty night just left the Old Ground and making my way to my accomodation when I needed to "strain the spuds" as it were.

    There was a blue mini with the windows frosted over parked at the kerb, so generous soul that I am ,unreeled the schlong and directed a jet of hot piss over the windscreen nicely defrosting it gradually.

    Next thing I noticed was a very hot young lady wiping the inside, as I traversed the windscreen and a fairly thick looking buck beside her :eek::eek:

    I packed up and moved on kinda rapido.:cool:


  • #34
    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I remember "back in the day" I was in Ennis, frosty night just left the Old Ground and making my way to my accomodation when I needed to "strain the spuds" as it were.

    There was a blue mini with the windows frosted over parked at the kerb, so generous soul that I am ,unreeled the schlong and directed a jet of hot piss over the windscreen nicely defrosting it gradually.

    Next thing I noticed was a very hot young lady wiping the inside, as I traversed the windscreen and a fairly thick looking buck beside her :eek::eek:

    That sounds like the start of a really bad porno.


  • #35
    muckwarrior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,146 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

    And then you turned off your playstation and went to bed.


  • #36
    WeWillBeReborn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭WeWillBeReborn


    I just realised, piss is spelt wrong in the thread title :cool:


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  • #37
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    The best pis*ing story I heard of was back in 1994.

    During the World Cup, Mc Donaghs Pub in Dalkey was packed, a local turned up at the door, management refused him entry, being upset at not being able to watch the match he walked straight over to an extractor fan which was set in reverse blowing cool air into the pub, pulled out his flute and pi*sed straight into it drowning those sitting inside. By the time the victoms made it out to get him he was gone. :D


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