Dont pi**s up against Custies Music shop window in Ennis.

Run_to_da_hills

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

captainspeckle

is this a piss take?

cherryghost

ah its in Ennis! couldnt catch where it was!

better steer clear of that place so.

TheZohanS

Streisand efect FTW!

IvySlayer

I say people were in for a shock really.

My name is URL

Sounds like he's just trying to drum up some publicity

aidan_walsh

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

Someone may or may not have been watching Mythbusters.

Run_to_da_hills

I was never too much gone on their music.

Piddly-doodle-idle-um, Piddly-doo-ri-diddlum-deh

Whosbetter?

TBH, you wouldn't blame them for getting 'pissed off' with the situation.:D

Ghost Train

Should fit some sort of sprinkler system/water hose with motion sensor... ie. fight fire with fire

ejmaztec

Does that mean that you're still allowed to go in the shop and piss on the floor?

Morlar

I think he should film them in HD and then start a youtube channel.

netwhizkid

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

Nodin

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

Worse for him, he was on the RTE news - he seemed to imply it was specific people doing it...Unfortunately now its going to become part of the tourist experience,

My name is URL

netwhizkid wrote: »

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

Please say you're been ironic

Lab_Mouse

I'd piss against his door AND sue the ****er:D

dr.bollocko

As said, didn't mythbusters prove that they ain't gonna get no leccy shock on their mickey? Who wants a roadtrip to Custies to test this thing out?

ejmaztec

Surely if there's a big downpour in Ennis, all the people on the street are going to get fried.:eek:

TequilaMockingBird

Fair play to him. And it's "Custys"

When people p*ssed against his door, it ran into the shop. Although, his main problem was faeces and vomit. Apparently, he got fed up of having to clean up this waste when he got to work in the morning. I couldn't be paid enough to do that job.

He also said he had CCTV images very clearly showing who the people were (who he knew to see).

Unreasonable? I think not.

/BUZZZZZZ

swingking

so this is his new form of shock therapy

AckwelFoley

Some one should take a sh1t on the fence.

lol

Hard Larry

Whats the extra * for in the thread title?

SV

netwhizkid wrote: »

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

No ya didn't.
Stop trying to be an internet tough man ffs.

Creamy Goodness

dr.bollocko wrote: »

As said, didn't mythbusters prove that they ain't gonna get no leccy shock on their mickey? Who wants a roadtrip to Custies to test this thing out?

watch cky films, bam margera and crew.

raab himself pisses on an electric fence, allbeit one of them ones strong enough to give cows a shock.

lets just say you can see that he got a shock :eek:

Overheal

Francis Street is Ennis's urinal anyway.

markok84

Hard Larry wrote: »

Whats the extra * for in the thread title?

it's for BYOBB

Míshásta

TequilaMockingBird wrote: »

Fair play to him. And it's "Custys"


/BUZZZZZZ

I thought 'twas "Crusties" when I first saw the thread.

jif

netwhizkid wrote:

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

You must have left your boards membership card (with username displayed) on the back window, and he was merely challenging your title.

Jesus Juice

Whosbetter? wrote: »

TBH, you wouldn't blame them for getting 'pissed off' with the situation.:D

I don't get it.

WeWillBeReborn

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Damn, there go my plans for the weekend, what's everyone else doing?

dr.bollocko wrote: »

As said, didn't mythbusters prove that they ain't gonna get no leccy shock on their mickey?

They proved it would shock you if the stream of urine doesn't break before it contacts it, i.e. if you're only a few inchesaway from it, you'll get shocked. Any further and you'll be fine:)

FlutterinBantam

snyper wrote: »

Some one should take a sh1t on the fence.

lol

Hi there!!

ascanbe

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

Damnit. Will have to amend my '101 things to do before you die' list.

FlutterinBantam

I remember "back in the day" I was in Ennis, frosty night just left the Old Ground and making my way to my accomodation when I needed to "strain the spuds" as it were.

There was a blue mini with the windows frosted over parked at the kerb, so generous soul that I am ,unreeled the schlong and directed a jet of hot piss over the windscreen nicely defrosting it gradually.

Next thing I noticed was a very hot young lady wiping the inside, as I traversed the windscreen and a fairly thick looking buck beside her :eek::eek:

I packed up and moved on kinda rapido.:cool:

Euro_Kraut

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I remember "back in the day" I was in Ennis, frosty night just left the Old Ground and making my way to my accomodation when I needed to "strain the spuds" as it were.

There was a blue mini with the windows frosted over parked at the kerb, so generous soul that I am ,unreeled the schlong and directed a jet of hot piss over the windscreen nicely defrosting it gradually.

Next thing I noticed was a very hot young lady wiping the inside, as I traversed the windscreen and a fairly thick looking buck beside her :eek::eek:

That sounds like the start of a really bad porno.

muckwarrior

netwhizkid wrote: »

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

And then you turned off your playstation and went to bed.

WeWillBeReborn

I just realised, piss is spelt wrong in the thread title :cool:

Run_to_da_hills

The best pis*ing story I heard of was back in 1994.

During the World Cup, Mc Donaghs Pub in Dalkey was packed, a local turned up at the door, management refused him entry, being upset at not being able to watch the match he walked straight over to an extractor fan which was set in reverse blowing cool air into the pub, pulled out his flute and pi*sed straight into it drowning those sitting inside. By the time the victoms made it out to get him he was gone.