Dont pi**s up against Custies Music shop window in Ennis.

Run_to_da_hills · 23-10-2009 05:38PM #1

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

captainspeckle · 23-10-2009 05:39PM

is this a piss take?

cherryghost · 23-10-2009 05:39PM

ah its in Ennis! couldnt catch where it was!

better steer clear of that place so.

TheZohanS · 23-10-2009 05:41PM

Streisand efect FTW!

IvySlayer · 23-10-2009 05:45PM

I say people were in for a shock really.

My name is URL · 23-10-2009 05:47PM

Sounds like he's just trying to drum up some publicity

aidan_walsh · 23-10-2009 05:48PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

Someone may or may not have been watching Mythbusters.

Run_to_da_hills · 23-10-2009 05:51PM

I was never too much gone on their music.

Piddly-doodle-idle-um, Piddly-doo-ri-diddlum-deh

Whosbetter? · 23-10-2009 05:52PM

TBH, you wouldn't blame them for getting 'pissed off' with the situation.:D

Ghost Train · 23-10-2009 05:53PM

Should fit some sort of sprinkler system/water hose with motion sensor... ie. fight fire with fire

ejmaztec · 23-10-2009 05:55PM

Does that mean that you're still allowed to go in the shop and piss on the floor?

Morlar · 23-10-2009 06:00PM

I think he should film them in HD and then start a youtube channel.

netwhizkid · 23-10-2009 06:19PM

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

Nodin · 23-10-2009 06:20PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises particularly over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.

How ever it wont stop someone pi*ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.

Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html

Worse for him, he was on the RTE news - he seemed to imply it was specific people doing it...Unfortunately now its going to become part of the tourist experience,

My name is URL · 23-10-2009 06:27PM

netwhizkid wrote: »

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

Please say you're been ironic

Lab_Mouse · 23-10-2009 06:30PM

I'd piss against his door AND sue the ****er:D

dr.bollocko · 23-10-2009 06:36PM

As said, didn't mythbusters prove that they ain't gonna get no leccy shock on their mickey? Who wants a roadtrip to Custies to test this thing out?

ejmaztec · 23-10-2009 06:40PM

Surely if there's a big downpour in Ennis, all the people on the street are going to get fried.:eek:

TequilaMockingBird · 23-10-2009 06:44PM

Fair play to him. And it's "Custys"

When people p*ssed against his door, it ran into the shop. Although, his main problem was faeces and vomit. Apparently, he got fed up of having to clean up this waste when he got to work in the morning. I couldn't be paid enough to do that job.

He also said he had CCTV images very clearly showing who the people were (who he knew to see).

Unreasonable? I think not.

/BUZZZZZZ

swingking · 23-10-2009 06:49PM

so this is his new form of shock therapy

AckwelFoley · 23-10-2009 07:02PM

Some one should take a sh1t on the fence.

lol

Hard Larry · 23-10-2009 07:06PM

Whats the extra * for in the thread title?

SV · 23-10-2009 07:06PM

netwhizkid wrote: »

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

No ya didn't.
Stop trying to be an internet tough man ffs.

Creamy Goodness · 23-10-2009 07:07PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

As said, didn't mythbusters prove that they ain't gonna get no leccy shock on their mickey? Who wants a roadtrip to Custies to test this thing out?

watch cky films, bam margera and crew.

raab himself pisses on an electric fence, allbeit one of them ones strong enough to give cows a shock.

lets just say you can see that he got a shock :eek:

Overheal · 23-10-2009 07:22PM

Francis Street is Ennis's urinal anyway.

markok84 · 23-10-2009 07:33PM

Hard Larry wrote: »

Whats the extra * for in the thread title?

it's for BYOBB

Míshásta · 23-10-2009 07:39PM

TequilaMockingBird wrote: »

Fair play to him. And it's "Custys"

/BUZZZZZZ

I thought 'twas "Crusties" when I first saw the thread.

jif · 23-10-2009 07:53PM

netwhizkid wrote:

I came back to my car once to find some scummer taking a leak up against it, I beat the living daylights out of and pummeled him when he was on the ground. I then drove off feeling rather happy and he unconscious. :cool:

You must have left your boards membership card (with username displayed) on the back window, and he was merely challenging your title.

Jesus Juice · 23-10-2009 07:55PM

Whosbetter? wrote: »

TBH, you wouldn't blame them for getting 'pissed off' with the situation.:D

I don't get it.

WeWillBeReborn · 23-10-2009 07:57PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Custies Shop in Ennis has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:

Damn, there go my plans for the weekend, what's everyone else doing?

dr.bollocko wrote: »

As said, didn't mythbusters prove that they ain't gonna get no leccy shock on their mickey?

They proved it would shock you if the stream of urine doesn't break before it contacts it, i.e. if you're only a few inchesaway from it, you'll get shocked. Any further and you'll be fine:)

FlutterinBantam · 23-10-2009 07:58PM

snyper wrote: »

Some one should take a sh1t on the fence.

lol

Hi there!!

Dont pi**s up against Custies Music shop window in Ennis.

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