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Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

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  • #1712
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    KrustyUCC wrote: »
    anybody got suggestion of a good film to watch tonight?
    Godzilla Vs. Space Godzilla.
    It has everything, pathos, adventure, romance, space monsters, earth monsters and robots.
    I laughed, I cried, I threw popcorn.
    9/10

    CDfm wrote: »
    OG whats the polite term here someones got your _ _ _ _( bows reverendly at the use of the word) or have you lost your rag( which i believe is a comfort thing for goats)
    :D
    Mia Culpa.
    Yep some uncouth person irked me. I was just introduced to him as 'John' and he responded with "Ahh howaya Johnser". :mad:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1713
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i shortened your name to OG :D

    Or Billy Goat:D


  • #1714
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i shortened your name to OG :D
    CDfm wrote: »
    Or Billy Goat:D
    /Redies an extra large dose of Mod Power to use in a personal vendatta against the two of ye!
    And that would be William Goat!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1715
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    OldGoat wrote: »
    So, are you a Jim, Jimmy, Jimbo or a James? An Andy, Drew or an Andrew? A Pat, Paddy or a Patrick?
    Have you ever been stuck with a nickname that you just could not shake off?

    I got shortened from Alan to Al, a whole two letters. I don't mind much though.

    Most people just know me as Al, but if I've known them a while and don't know it's Alan, I tell them it's short for Albertos.

    A lot of people believe it, which is quite funny.


  • #1716
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Any one calls me kimberly I useually go nuts :pac:


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  • #1717
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Forgive my ignorence here Snow but is that because you don't like the name Kimberley or because your name is actually Kim? I've always assumed that Kimberly is one of those dual gender names and that Kim is an abriviation of it.
    You are the very first Kim I've ever met...errr...typed to.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1718
    KrustyUCC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,100 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Godzilla Vs. Space Godzilla.
    It has everything, pathos, adventure, romance, space monsters, earth monsters and robots.
    I laughed, I cried, I threw popcorn.
    9/10


    interesting choice.

    think i'll go for a comedy though.

    boss has day off tomorrow :D i think i'll be taking it easy


  • #1719
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Forgive my ignorence here Snow but is that because you don't like the name Kimberley or because your name is actually Kim? I've always assumed that Kimberly is one of those dual gender names and that Kim is an abriviation of it.
    You are the very first Kim I've ever met...errr...typed to.


    No ignorence at all man :cool:
    I dont like being called kimberly cause its a bit poke really.. my name is kim most close friends call me Kimmy, which has been a thing since i was 2.
    I don't know any guys called kimberly. But sure there are a few..
    theres a lot of things about kim its a chinese name and korean as well as scandinavian all have diffferent meaning's.
    Lots of people say that :), but no ones got my second name which i think is slightly crazyer then my first name but...

    I like it when receptionist call Mr ****** i sounds like and evil james bond villin :D...


  • #1720
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    I like it when receptionist call Mr ****** i sounds like and evil james bond villin :D...
    WooHooo, new game. Fill in the blank.
    Mr **** to receiption please.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1721
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    WooHooo, new game. Fill in the blank.
    Mr **** to receiption please.


    it does tho if you think about it I like to imaginaon my self n a white suit with a cane and my useual hair cut with a dark hair russin chick thats got legs like really long and really hot bod :D

    games rules are simple first perwson to get it right looses :D


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  • #1722
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    why can't we post pics here?????


  • #1723
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    why can't we post pics here?????


    because to be honest i thought it self explentory where men we like women the places would be littered with nsfw pics I asked allready ;)


  • #1724
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    No ignorence at all man :cool:
    I dont like being called kimberly cause its a bit poke really.. my name is kim most close friends call me Kimmy, which has been a thing since i was 2.
    I don't know any guys called kimberly. But sure there are a few..
    theres a lot of things about kim its a chinese name and korean as well as scandinavian all have diffferent meaning's.
    Lots of people say that :), but no ones got my second name which i think is slightly crazyer then my first name but...

    I like it when receptionist call Mr ****** i sounds like and evil james bond villin :D...


    Kim? Are you actually asian? Or were you just a really really horrific labour? ;)
    It does conjure images of a blone bemuscled type, who will make you bleed if you attempt to call him Kimberley.


  • #1725
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Kim? Are you actually asian? Or were you just a really really horrific labour? ;)
    It does conjure images of a blone bemuscled type, who will make you bleed if you attempt to call him Kimberley.


    yeus
    no im 1/3 welsh 1/3 norse 1/3 norwedgion :D my fammilys got an electic history to say the least...
    No im not museely im kinda scrawny with big shoulders so im a complete freak and i dont do violance just start spitting venom at people :pac:


  • #1726
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I can't believe I have only just noticed this forum now. Great reading.


  • #1727
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Come to receiption Mr. Eric Guntersen-Evens.
    Come to receiption Mr. Ingvar Brundtland-Jones.
    Come to receiption Mr. Leif Magnesson-Thomas.
    Do I win?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1728
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I've seriously had THE most f*cked up journey so far. I got the train from Paddington at 8, Ross Kemp sat opposite me and we chatted for ages. An out and out scumbag (Irish, to make it even more embarassing) starts smoking, and tries to start a fight with Ross...

    Yer man is thrown off, and Ross Kemp gets off, leaving the other scumbags on the train... next train, they start drinking even heavier, and smoking in the carriage. Ticket guy can't get them to stop, and they start getting violent. Security can't get them to stop. Two lesbians get on the train, have a fight, and one gets off. Scumbag goes over with a can of beer, and seduces her. She shouts at him calling him a pig and disgusting.

    Ten minutes later, both are in the toilets going at it like mad, security trying to open the door. They open up as we get into Fishguard. Scumbag goes up to woman at check in, says he has twenty pounds, but if they don't get a ticket, he'll rake havok. Manager comes down and says leave him on. Scumbags mates have left him at this stage for being violent towards them.

    Boat just out of the port, and the two of them start at it again in front of everyone, she won't give him head, so he starts punching her... Security come down and try sort it out, everything calms down, and the boat starts getting the gangway back out to get them off. Yer man asks for the captain, and some other chaps comes down acting as the captain. Scumbag tries to floor him.

    Seriously. F*cked up.


  • #1729
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    I've seriously had THE most f*cked up journey so far. I got the train from Paddington at 8, Ross Kemp sat opposite me and we chatted for ages. An out and out scumbag (Irish, to make it even more embarassing) starts smoking, and tries to start a fight with Ross...

    Yer man is thrown off, and Ross Kemp gets off, leaving the other scumbags on the train... next train, they start drinking even heavier, and smoking in the carriage. Ticket guy can't get them to stop, and they start getting violent. Security can't get them to stop. Two lesbians get on the train, have a fight, and one gets off. Scumbag goes over with a can of beer, and seduces her. She shouts at him calling him a pig and disgusting.

    Ten minutes later, both are in the toilets going at it like mad, security trying to open the door. They open up as we get into Fishguard. Scumbag goes up to woman at check in, says he has twenty pounds, but if they don't get a ticket, he'll rake havok. Manager comes down and says leave him on. Scumbags mates have left him at this stage for being violent towards them.

    Boat just out of the port, and the two of them start at it again in front of everyone, she won't give him head, so he starts punching her... Security come down and try sort it out, everything calms down, and the boat starts getting the gangway back out to get them off. Yer man asks for the captain, and some other chaps comes down acting as the captain. Scumbag tries to floor him.

    Seriously. F*cked up.


    one shot bang bang :)


  • #1730
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    It's a one act screen play. Copyright that sucker quick!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1731
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Wonder would Ross Kemp star?


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  • #1732
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Would you take a walk on part


  • #1733
    KrustyUCC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,100 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    Scumbag journey!!

    yup i would take a walk on part as long as i get to deck the scumbag at the end


  • #1734
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Come to receiption Mr. Eric Guntersen-Evens.
    Come to receiption Mr. Ingvar Brundtland-Jones.
    Come to receiption Mr. Leif Magnesson-Thomas.
    Do I win?
    :pac:

    maybe a life time supply of dish washer salt :P


  • #1735
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I'll be the scumbag if it means I get to drink, smoke on trains, have my wicked way with a wimminz, have a pop at Ross Kemp and really really irk Fajitas. :P

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1736
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    No wimminz looking for a part in Fajitas Buddy Movie then;)


  • #1737
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :pac:

    maybe a life time supply of dish washer salt :P

    Betcha its something like Ramsbottom:D


  • #1738
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    can i be the funky ass skater... with the beastie boys playing :cool:


  • #1739
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    Betcha its something like Ramsbottom:D


    shush you Im gonna have to brinmg out my evil bond villin and feed you to sharks or something maybe killer sheep :pac:


  • #1740
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    can i be the funky ass skater... with the beastie boys playing :cool:

    I'd pick ya - I wonder though if Fajitas! would have been so judgemental if they has been drinking OLd Speckled Hen Pale Ale?;)


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  • #1741
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Yeah, I would. That stuff is muck. :pac:

    So it turns out when my parents said they'd leave a key outside the house for me to get a bit of kip today they lied forgot. I had to sleep in the back of tiny Rover for the last few hours. :-/

    This is going to be my worst trip ever :)


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