Stick that where the sun don't shine!

WindSock · 22-10-2009 02:08PM

Thats awful fo the poor woman and her family. The newspaper reporting it are a shower of cunts.

Xiney · 22-10-2009 02:08PM

holy crap

also, 42 years old and already a grandmother? jeeez

AckwelFoley · 22-10-2009 02:10PM

WindSock wrote: »

Thats awful fo the poor woman and her family. The newspaper reporting it are a shower of cunts.

i see what you did there.

Khannie · 22-10-2009 02:14PM

Xiney wrote: »

42 years old and already a grandmother? jeeez

Nothing really unusual about that IMO. All it takes is one early pregnancy in two generations. Would have been the norm 20 years ago. In fact, now that I think about it, my mother would have been a grandmother at 42.

Procasinator · 22-10-2009 02:15PM

snyper wrote: »

i see what you did there.

And if it wasn't on purpose, it is a funny coincidence.

Still, bastards alright for publishing it. Story would have been fine without the name.

Wossack · 22-10-2009 02:15PM

I'd say the family are more freaked out trying to remember if they've had a shower in grandma's house in the past

ewww

IvyTheTerrible · 22-10-2009 02:18PM

Wossack wrote: »

I'd say the family are more freaked out trying to remember if they've had a shower in grandma's house in the past

ewww

I'd say as a bereaved family that's very very far from their mind.

Cadiz · 22-10-2009 02:19PM

I wish I could travel back in time and not read that.

dyl10 · 22-10-2009 02:20PM

Cadiz wrote: »

I wish I could travel back in time and not read that.

amen to that

Turd Ferguson · 22-10-2009 02:21PM

*take showerhead out of rectum*

Thanks for the heads up
Actually I'm surprised the article doesnt mention why she did it in the first place, wheather it was for pleasure or just to stop it smelling like a fish mongers

Oh The Humanity · 22-10-2009 02:22PM

I remember that woman dying alright. God, that is mad.....a copper pipe?

That is so gruesome......it doesn't make any sense.

Pherekydes · 22-10-2009 02:28PM

bleh

Raze_them_all · 22-10-2009 02:33PM

Bleedin muck savages will do anything for a spot of fun in that Kilkenny place :pac:

also
Death by snu snu

Xiney · 22-10-2009 02:35PM

better suited for AH, probably.

xcarriex · 22-10-2009 02:35PM

My electric tooth brush will do me just fine thanks!

cherryghost · 22-10-2009 02:37PM

death by sexy!

oh wait, no.

Loopsie · 22-10-2009 02:38PM

surely an aqua rabbit would have been a better idea, hind sight is a great thing :eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-10-2009 02:40PM

Threads merged.

Ghost Train · 22-10-2009 02:42PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

Very strange way to die. Why'd they have to name her in the reports?

I guess there were serious questions about what happened and it had to be investigated
heres one of the early news stories which says she was attacked
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/mum-died-after-vicious-sex-attack-1313146.html

jonsnow · 22-10-2009 02:57PM

Wouldn,t have like to have been the priest at that particular funeral.Deaths don,t come more senseless the death by ****.

Agricola · 22-10-2009 03:01PM

jonsnow wrote: »

Wouldn,t have like to have been the priest at that particular funeral.Deaths don,t come more senseless the death by ****.

- Exactly. The inane babble that priests come out with at most funerals is amusing in it own way, but it would be great to see how a priest would tackle this! He wouldnt, of course and just call it a tragedy. A sexy tragedy :pac:

K-9 · 22-10-2009 03:09PM

Ghost Train wrote: »

I guess there were serious questions about what happened and it had to be investigated
heres one of the early news stories which says she was attacked
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/mum-died-after-vicious-sex-attack-1313146.html

They actually arrested somebody for it. Strange.

Anyway:

Local county councillor Matt Doran said: "The people of the town are absolutely shocked, saddened and angry at how this could happen."

jonsnow · 22-10-2009 03:30PM

Matt Doran should launch a class action lawsuit against showerhead manufacturers.He could be the next Erin Brockovich

My name is URL · 22-10-2009 03:37PM

Xiney wrote: »

better suited for AH, probably.

Why..? So people can make puns about a dead woman?

Classy.. :rolleyes:

God forbid anyone ever makes a joke about this kind of thing in tLL

Shows the hypocrisy of some people in AH.. it's ok to make fun of an innocent woman who caused nobody any harm but it's taboo to ridicule that murdering scumbag that killed 2 people in Bray

Quazzie · 22-10-2009 03:49PM

In fairness the mods should lock this, not merge it. Its already been established that at least one person on here knows the woman. I don't think its appropriate stuff to take the piss out of. There is a high chance some members of her family are on here

Oh The Humanity · 22-10-2009 04:09PM

Eh, there is no way this woman was doing what everyone thinks.

At the time of her funeral when her death was in the news this is what was written:

The remains of Lorraine White were buried on Thursday (April 17) in the family plot in the English town of Wigan.
Ms White died on March 8 in St Luke's Hospital after she suffered "massive internal injuries".

The 42-year-old grandmother came from Wigan but had been living in Callan for several years. A man was arrested in connection with her death but was subsequently released without charge.

It is quite obvious to anyone these injuries were not self inflicted, regardless of what she said to the nurses, but there probably was not enough evidence to prove someone else was involved.

This poor woman has a family and they must be destroyed with grief never mind have to listen to these lewd and disgusting rumours.

mandysmithers · 22-10-2009 04:19PM

Oh The Humanity wrote: »

Eh, there is no way this woman was doing what everyone thinks.

......

It is quite obvious to anyone these injuries were not self inflicted, regardless of what she said to the nurses, but there probably was not enough evidence to prove someone else was involved.

I would be inclined to agree.

Firstly, how the hell could anyone fit the average-sized shower head into their vagina?? (although, she said 'front passage', is she actually talking about her utrethra? As that doesn't make sense, no way would someone try that to get themselves off)

Secondly, how the hell would the copper wiring inside it somehow breakthrough the plastic cover and inflict 'massive internal injuries'. You couldn't get a shower head in that far!!! I'm thinking of the run of the mill Mira shower heads here.

Or do I have it all wrong?

IvyTheTerrible · 22-10-2009 04:24PM

mandysmithers wrote: »

I would be inclined to agree.

Firstly, how the hell could anyone fit the average-sized shower head into their vagina?? (although, she said 'front passage', is she actually talking about her utrethra? As that doesn't make sense, no way would someone try that to get themselves off)

Secondly, how the hell would the copper wiring inside it somehow breakthrough the plastic cover and inflict 'massive internal injuries'. You couldn't get a shower head in that far!!! I'm thinking of the run of the mill Mira shower heads here.

Or do I have it all wrong?

Is it really neccessary to go into these sort of details? If there is something suspicious, the coroner's judgement will go to the DPP.

I don't think it is up to a bunch of amateur detectives to figure out what happened to this poor woman based on a story in a rag and rumours on a message board.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-10-2009 04:26PM

Closed.

Stick that where the sun don't shine!

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