Stick that where the sun don't shine!

Tabnabs

A 42-YEAR-old grandmother died from internal bleeding after she placed a home-made shower head inside her, an inquest heard yesterday.

Kilkenny Coroner’s Court heard that Lorraine White of Upper Bridge Street, Callan, Co Kilkenny, died in hospital after collapsing in her bathroom from injuries to her uterus and abdomen caused by a 10-inch copper pipe.

The court heard that Ms White died in surgery, six hours after being admitted to St Luke’s Hospital, Kilkenny, on March 8th, 2008.

A Garda investigation into her death concluded earlier this year. One man was arrested in March 2008 in connection with her death, a file was sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions and no charges were brought.

Coroner Tim Kiely yesterday heard that Ms White had told nurses she was having a shower and that she had put the shower head “in her front passage with the water running for some time”.

Ms White’s partner, Walter Morrissey, told the court Ms White was taking a shower that night when he heard a noise from upstairs. Mr Morrissey said the bathroom door wouldn’t open properly and that Ms White was lying naked on the floor with her head against the door. He said she told him she “slipped and fell”.

A jury of six returned a verdict of death by misadventure.

Source

Who would have thunk it? :eek:

RoyalMarine

kinky bitch

at least she was clean when the coroner came a callin.

captainspeckle

:eek:

why didnt she just buy a dildo?

biko

I heard of some guy that stood on the tub edge and poked a broomstick up his behind. He slipped and died.

petes

captainspeckle wrote: »

:eek:

why didnt she just buy a dildo?

...rant about catholic upbringing etc....

IvyTheTerrible

God that poor family, bad enough her dying, but in that way and then having to read it in the papers and laughed about.

admiralofthefleet

durty oul slag

AckwelFoley

yea, i was watching that.


It made for a great ****.

orourkeda

Murdered by the man in her life.

Gruesome. Get the murderer on trial immediately. We need to clean up the streets

captainspeckle

Insurgent wrote: »

...rant about catholic upbringing etc....

well its hardly condoned in a catholic upbringing to shove a showerhead up your cooch.

wudangclan

captainspeckle wrote: »

well its hardly condoned in a catholic upbringing to shove a showerhead up your cooch.

..not mentioned in the ten commandments however,so permissible.

irelandrover

42 year old grandmother?

IvyTheTerrible

irelandrover wrote: »

42 year old grandmother?

Yeah, 21 year old has a child, grows up and has a child at 21. Simple maths.

captainspeckle

wudangclan wrote: »

..not mentioned in the ten commandments however,so permissible.

quite.

admiralofthefleet

wudangclan wrote: »

..not mentioned in the ten commandments however,so permissible.

thou shalt not shove shower heads up your front bottom

mud

Dyflin wrote: »

Source

Who would have thunk it? :eek:

That poor woman

Magnus wrote: »

I heard of some guy that stood on the tub edge and poked a broomstick up his behind. He slipped and died.

The post above is the first time AH caused me to flinch and clench :eek:

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

God that poor family, bad enough her dying, but in that way and then having to read it in the papers and laughed about.

You said it

caseyann

Thats just :eek: why would :eek: do that :eek:

petes

caseyann wrote: »

Thats just :eek: why would :eek: do that :eek:

Extreme masturbating.

mikom

Sounds like Kinky Cluedo......... Ms White in the bathroom with the dildo showerhead.

caseyann

Insurgent wrote: »

Extreme masturbating.

New sport :eek:

captainspeckle

wait, her second name is white??.. must look into that! maybe a distant cousin or something! ha!

Loopsie

How insane is this???!!!!!


A 42-YEAR-old grandmother died from internal bleeding after she placed a home-made shower head inside her, an inquest heard yesterday.
Kilkenny Coroner’s Court heard that Lorraine White of Upper Bridge Street, Callan, Co Kilkenny, died in hospital after collapsing in her bathroom from injuries to her uterus and abdomen caused by a 10-inch copper pipe.
The court heard that Ms White died in surgery, six hours after being admitted to St Luke’s Hospital, Kilkenny, on March 8th, 2008.
A Garda investigation into her death concluded earlier this year. One man was arrested in March 2008 in connection with her death, a file was sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions and no charges were brought.
Coroner Tim Kiely yesterday heard that Ms White had told nurses she was having a shower and that she had put the shower head “in her front passage with the water running for some time”.
Ms White’s partner, Walter Morrissey, told the court Ms White was taking a shower that night when he heard a noise from upstairs. Mr Morrissey said the bathroom door wouldn’t open properly and that Ms White was lying naked on the floor with her head against the door. He said she told him she “slipped and fell”.
A jury of six returned a verdict of death by misadventure.

AckwelFoley

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Yeah, 21 year old has a child, grows up and has a child at 21. Simple maths.

Or in Austria.. 21 year old has child, half grows up and has baby at 11

32 yr old grandmothers

Jemmy

Heard this on the radio this morning, all I can say is...


:eek::eek::eek:

Didn't sound to pleasurable, copper pipe tore her insides?!?!

limericklassy

WTF!!

Jood

Ouch, ouch, ouch :eek:

My name is URL

I don't think this needs to be discussed on AH, and I'm not usually someone that says that

She was a mother and a grandmother who didn't break any laws and her family doesn't deserve to be subjected to what anyone says or thinks

I'm surprised the story is in papers too, where's the need for that?

ejmaztec

Death by Copper:eek:

IvyTheTerrible

My name is URL wrote: »

I don't think this needs to be discussed on AH, and I'm not usually someone that says that

She was a mother and a grandmother who didn't break any laws and her family doesn't deserve to be subjected to what anyone says or thinks

I'm surprised the story is in papers too, where's the need for that?

All inquests are public unfortunately. So if the press gets wind of something "interesting", they'll report it.

caseyann

My name is URL wrote: »

I don't think this needs to be discussed on AH, and I'm not usually someone that says that

She was a mother and a grandmother who didn't break any laws and her family doesn't deserve to be subjected to what anyone says or thinks

I'm surprised the story is in papers too, where's the need for that?

I agree what reason was her name realised the family should sue their asses off :mad:

AckwelFoley

My name is URL wrote: »

I don't think this needs to be discussed on AH, and I'm not usually someone that says that

She was a mother and a grandmother who didn't break any laws and her family doesn't deserve to be subjected to what anyone says or thinks

I'm surprised the story is in papers too, where's the need for that?

getting an early word in for the next mod position in AH.

subtle.

WindSock

Thats awful fo the poor woman and her family. The newspaper reporting it are a shower of cunts.

Xiney

holy crap

also, 42 years old and already a grandmother? jeeez

AckwelFoley

WindSock wrote: »

Thats awful fo the poor woman and her family. The newspaper reporting it are a shower of cunts.

i see what you did there.

Khannie

Xiney wrote: »

42 years old and already a grandmother? jeeez

Nothing really unusual about that IMO. All it takes is one early pregnancy in two generations. Would have been the norm 20 years ago. In fact, now that I think about it, my mother would have been a grandmother at 42.

Procasinator

snyper wrote: »

i see what you did there.

And if it wasn't on purpose, it is a funny coincidence.

Still, bastards alright for publishing it. Story would have been fine without the name.

Wossack

I'd say the family are more freaked out trying to remember if they've had a shower in grandma's house in the past

ewww

IvyTheTerrible

Wossack wrote: »

I'd say the family are more freaked out trying to remember if they've had a shower in grandma's house in the past

ewww

I'd say as a bereaved family that's very very far from their mind.

Cadiz

I wish I could travel back in time and not read that.

dyl10

Cadiz wrote: »

I wish I could travel back in time and not read that.

amen to that

Turd Ferguson

*take showerhead out of rectum*

Thanks for the heads up
Actually I'm surprised the article doesnt mention why she did it in the first place, wheather it was for pleasure or just to stop it smelling like a fish mongers

Oh The Humanity

I remember that woman dying alright. God, that is mad.....a copper pipe?

That is so gruesome......it doesn't make any sense.

Pherekydes

bleh

Raze_them_all

Bleedin muck savages will do anything for a spot of fun in that Kilkenny place :pac:



also
Death by snu snu

Xiney

better suited for AH, probably.

xcarriex

My electric tooth brush will do me just fine thanks!

cherryghost

death by sexy!


oh wait, no.

Loopsie

surely an aqua rabbit would have been a better idea, hind sight is a great thing :eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Threads merged.

Ghost Train

Pherekydes wrote: »

Very strange way to die. Why'd they have to name her in the reports?

I guess there were serious questions about what happened and it had to be investigated
heres one of the early news stories which says she was attacked
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/mum-died-after-vicious-sex-attack-1313146.html

jonsnow

Wouldn,t have like to have been the priest at that particular funeral.Deaths don,t come more senseless the death by ****.