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Darlughda · 19-10-2009 10:17PM

Tell me it is a psstake. It just seems like a bit of a mean stunt to me.

Demonique · 19-10-2009 10:22PM

MrEko wrote: »

Link please

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1819031493&ref=search&sid=697080870.2386952175..1

And you don't have to friend him to see his profile!

If you search Peter Dow on Facebook you'll find 3 groups devoted to him

Pinky Pixie · 19-10-2009 10:26PM

This thread reminds me of this, made me laugh:p...

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Ghost Train · 19-10-2009 10:33PM

heres a personal ad of sorts

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/phillip-5402.htm

and some background info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_Carl_Jablonski

dyl10 · 19-10-2009 10:39PM

"I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy (polygyny) into my life, so if, say, sisters, women friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me and for us all to live together as one happy family, then I'd be all for that. One woman at a time is enough to keep me happy but I'd also be happy to live with and take on more than one woman at a time."

Yeh, you and us all buuuddy...

Azureus · 19-10-2009 11:58PM

Waist to hips ratio??

He's gotta be taking the piss!!

G_R · 20-10-2009 12:20AM

smells of desperation...

phasers, post what you sent to him

Caco · 20-10-2009 12:30AM

http://aberdeentramps.blogspot.com/2006/01/peter-dow-update.html

They took away his dole... now how will he provide for his woman and his family?

G_R · 20-10-2009 12:47AM

has he considered mail-order??

Demonique · 20-10-2009 01:04AM

Ugh, I joined his "OMG! Peter Dow has asked me to have his babies!" for trolling purposes and didn't realise my email was on display in my profile.

He's already sent me a message on Facebook and a message to my email account

Here's the FB message:

Wow thanks very much for requesting to join this group Grainne! Yes I WOULD like you to have my babies! Are you interested, curious, sceptical or none of the above?

Is it romance you are looking for or just a good semen donor?

I hope you are keen and ready to try to get pregnant soon but if you are ready to go you would be the first of the 11 lady members of this group. (that's probably because they joined to laugh at you as well)

Well of course I am most curious about you and so I will send you an add as friend request on Facebook.

I have a number of "Peter Dow" accounts on Facebook which I use for different purposes. I will request to add you to this account I am writing to you from now which I use to admin the "OMG! Peter Dow .. " group. My other accounts I use for my various political activities.

Is there anything you would like to ask me or tell me or have you not got any questions at this stage?

- Peter

Here's the email:

Hi again Grainne,

This is just a quick email to give you a good email address to write to me at any time you like.

I had a quick look at your profile and I see you have snakes and an iguana. Well I can't say I find them at all cuddly - rather I find them repulsive! (don't worry, they'd probably find you rather repulsive as well)

Can you leave them in good hands when you come to visit me in Aberdeen? I hope you are planning to visit so that we can get our first baby started. (LOLOLOLOL, no chance in frell of that happening)

I see that the iguana has a worrying looking carrying case like he/she comes with you when you go somewhere - oh er. They are not welcome in my house!

Hey did you hear the story of the large snake in America which got into someone's house and eat their baby! I don't think snakes and human babies are a good combination.

I notice that you were at Aberystwyth University. I previously was facebook friends with Jessica Charmain Jarvis from Aberystwyth University up until February 2009 but then we seem to have lost contact with each other. In fact she and Laura Ann Scobie also at Aberystwyth were members of the original "OMG! Peter Dow has asked me to have his babies" group.

Facebook shut down the original "OMG! Peter Dow " group down and I lost a number of my facebook accounts because Facebook do that kind of thing for no good reason now and then. It is a real pain when facebook do that and it makes me lose contacts with facebook friends which is a shame I always think.

I don't see either of those two in your facebook friends list so maybe you don't know them and it is just a coincidence that you are also from Aberystwyth?

I see you are a member of a few Autism and Asperger's groups. Well I am cool with that.

If you have a condition I presume it doesn't stop you having babies right? (no but the fact that I'm childfree probably will) I presume there is no legal impediment to you having children is there? Otherwise why would you join the group, right?(for the lulz moron) Sorry if I sound ignorant - please put me straight about something if I have got it wrong.

Well Grainne I hope you will reply and tell me your plans with respect to having babies and if you'd like me to be the father any time soon.

Your friend,

- Peter Dow

G_R · 20-10-2009 01:08AM

Demonique wrote: »

Ugh, I joined his "OMG! Peter Dow has asked me to have his babies!" for trolling purposes and didn't realise my email was on display in my profile.

He's already sent me a message on Facebook and a message to my email account

Here's the FB message:

Wow thanks very much for requesting to join this group Grainne! Yes I WOULD like you to have my babies! Are you interested, curious, sceptical or none of the above?

Is it romance you are looking for or just a good semen donor?

I hope you are keen and ready to try to get pregnant soon but if you are ready to go you would be the first of the 11 lady members of this group. (that's probably because they joined to laugh at you as well)

Well of course I am most curious about you and so I will send you an add as friend request on Facebook.

I have a number of "Peter Dow" accounts on Facebook which I use for different purposes. I will request to add you to this account I am writing to you from now which I use to admin the "OMG! Peter Dow .. " group. My other accounts I use for my various political activities.

Is there anything you would like to ask me or tell me or have you not got any questions at this stage?

- Peter

Here's the email:

Hi again Grainne,

This is just a quick email to give you a good email address to write to me at any time you like.

I had a quick look at your profile and I see you have snakes and an iguana. Well I can't say I find them at all cuddly - rather I find them repulsive! (don't worry, they'd probably find you rather repulsive as well)

Can you leave them in good hands when you come to visit me in Aberdeen? I hope you are planning to visit so that we can get our first baby started. (LOLOLOLOL, no chance in frell of that happening)

I see that the iguana has a worrying looking carrying case like he/she comes with you when you go somewhere - oh er. They are not welcome in my house!

Hey did you hear the story of the large snake in America which got into someone's house and eat their baby! I don't think snakes and human babies are a good combination.

I notice that you were at Aberystwyth University. I previously was facebook friends with Jessica Charmain Jarvis from Aberystwyth University up until February 2009 but then we seem to have lost contact with each other. In fact she and Laura Ann Scobie also at Aberystwyth were members of the original "OMG! Peter Dow has asked me to have his babies" group.

Facebook shut down the original "OMG! Peter Dow " group down and I lost a number of my facebook accounts because Facebook do that kind of thing for no good reason now and then. It is a real pain when facebook do that and it makes me lose contacts with facebook friends which is a shame I always think.

I don't see either of those two in your facebook friends list so maybe you don't know them and it is just a coincidence that you are also from Aberystwyth?

I see you are a member of a few Autism and Asperger's groups. Well I am cool with that.

If you have a condition I presume it doesn't stop you having babies right? (no but the fact that I'm childfree probably will) I presume there is no legal impediment to you having children is there? Otherwise why would you join the group, right?(for the lulz moron) Sorry if I sound ignorant - please put me straight about something if I have got it wrong.

Well Grainne I hope you will reply and tell me your plans with respect to having babies and if you'd like me to be the father any time soon.

Your friend,

- Peter Dow

smells of desperation

bronte · 20-10-2009 01:10AM

Ahahaha! What a weirdo! :pac:

He's freekin obsessed with bloody kids!

Capt'n Midnight · 20-10-2009 02:16AM

http://www.facebook.com/people/Peter-Dow/1541516049

http://peterdow.blogspot.com/

http://www.myspace.com/peterdow

http://twitter.com/peterdow

and peterdow@talk21.com gets a lot of spam

Is this a wind up ?
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/story.asp?storyCode=102616&sectioncode=26

Mr Dow began disrupting university meetings and widely distributing leaflets which accused senior staff of being "criminals and gangsters" after the university failed his MSc dissertation on magnetic resonance imaging.

He also condemned them as "potential killers" for interrupting his "life-saving work".

But the court heard that his dissertation was only about 20 pages long and was of extremely poor quality. It had been failed by both internal and external assessors and had gone through all of the university's appeals procedures.

phasers · 20-10-2009 08:38AM

Dear Peter,

My name is Mary. I am looking to have children before I will no longer be able. I am a clean, hard working woman with all her own teeth and I am also on benefits. As a proud Scot I regularly cook authentic Scottish fare and wear tartan when to mood strikes me (Which is often). I thoroughly enjoyed your photos and think you are a very attractive man. Enclosed are some photos of me with my mother, who I should point out would also be living with us if we get married. She doesn't take up too much space though, and only needs to be changed twice a day.

Looking forward to your reply,
Mary.

ohohoh · 20-10-2009 11:38AM

Demonique wrote: »

I see you are a member of a few Autism and Asperger's groups. Well I am cool with that.

If you have a condition I presume it doesn't stop you having babies right?

OH

MY

GOD

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Eyespy · 20-10-2009 05:15PM

Demonique wrote: »

I see you are a member of a few Autism and Asperger's groups. Well I am cool with that.

If you have a condition I presume it doesn't stop you having babies right? I presume there is no legal impediment to you having children is there? Otherwise why would you join the group, right

:eek: Freako! I still cannot believe he's for real.

marcsignal · 20-10-2009 05:22PM

Aw come on guys, someone should help the guy get a date, by maybe like, posting his mobile number here ?

Demonique · 20-10-2009 09:05PM

marcsignal wrote: »

Aw come on guys, someone should help the guy get a date, by maybe like, posting his mobile number here ?

LOL, I've a good mind too

Actually, he's said he wants REAL women only, so how about posting his details on a site for men looking for trans-women?

marcsignal · 21-10-2009 02:47AM

Demonique wrote: »

LOL, I've a good mind too

Actually, he's said he wants REAL women only, so how about posting his details on a site for men looking for trans-women?

I'm sure he'd be eternally grateful

Celly Smunt · 21-10-2009 03:52AM

http://scot.extroverthost.com/peterlovescondi.htm

wut?

mahamageehad · 21-10-2009 11:33AM

O.
M.
G.

Dudess · 21-10-2009 02:11PM

Poor sod. Doesn't seem to be the full shilling.

useful_contacts · 21-10-2009 02:55PM

:Dwheres my spare sim i gotta text this nutter:D

junior_apollo · 21-10-2009 04:32PM

Im finally back working with the same company I did a few months ago... and it looks like i couldnt have picked a better time to return.. I stumbled in here and have been laughing since...

Im so glad i came back to boards... this stuff is priceless... let the fun begin

Kradock · 21-10-2009 04:37PM

Peter Dow , take a bow , funny funny man

northern lights · 21-10-2009 05:17PM

dear mother of god, I'm embarassed to admit to being scottish now :eek: :eek:
Ah, they're not all like that, honest

Having said that I'm married to an irishman hmnn..:D

Peter Dow · 30-10-2009 12:00PM

Hello readers! :cool:

Well you lot visiting my website got noticed because of all the traffic my website was suddenly getting for a few days.

My site is 95% politics but the 5% personal stuff gets 95% of the interest it seems. Sex = interesting, politics = boring, I guess?

So no doubt you won't be interested when I ask you the Irish people to help us the Scottish (and British) people get republics for our nations same as you Irish have got a republic for your nation. What if I say "Please"? :rolleyes:

Republics over here would help us and would help the Irish too. I appreciate you have your own problems to sort out but I am just saying that if you have some spare time to consider the Scots or the Britons that instead of ridiculing my lack of a love life you might instead help us out with the whole republican revolution thing that you Irish seem to have got all figured out.

You can post your helpful suggestions for us over here who want a republic too on my board which makes Irish people very welcome but no trolling or deception please.

phasers · 30-10-2009 12:03PM

Ireland and Scotland should join together to form one super nation, we could call it "Ireland... featuring Scotland"

eviltwin · 30-10-2009 12:05PM

Demonique wrote: »

http://scot.extroverthost.com/lookingforawoman.htm

Such a classy, classy specimen of manhood

Ah shucks, its guys like this that make me wish I was single...

Get a load of that bod.. mmm mmmm mmmm

brummytom · 30-10-2009 12:08PM

Peter Dow wrote: »

So no doubt you won't be interested when I ask you the Irish people to help us the Scottish (and British) people get republics for our nations same as you Irish have got a republic for your nation. What if I say "Please"? :rolleyes:

I'd be more than happy to support a Scottish republic.. we don't want your country any more, have it.. please

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