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Deki · 07-10-2009 10:02PM

We wear short shorts!!!

Who put the Bomp in bomp shoo bomp?

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:04PM

David Morales.

Why oh why did Shay Given not marry me?

It BeeMee · 07-10-2009 10:16PM

He can't commit, too fond of playing away from home.

Inflation adjusted, how much is the 6 million dollar man worth today?

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:18PM

Not entirely sure but I'd have him anyway.

How high does it have to be to be considered a mountain?

Hermy · 07-10-2009 10:38PM

About this high.

How big is half a hole?

Deki · 07-10-2009 10:41PM

about half as big as the whole hole

Where oh where can my baby be?

loalae · 07-10-2009 10:41PM

In the pram.

What colour is fortune?

joes girls · 08-10-2009 08:37AM

Green ....

will i ever be the guitar hero???

dennyire · 08-10-2009 09:21AM

Not with that drumkit you wont

Why is my left foot heavier than my right?

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 03:32PM

Your bladder is leaking into your left leg - settles in the foot

What colour is the wind?

Deki · 08-10-2009 05:33PM

translucent pale blue sometimes with dazzle-snaps'

what happened to Suzie Snowflake?

Fago! · 08-10-2009 05:44PM

She got raped by a Mars Bar!

What would happen if Brian Cowen stopped in the middle of the street, whipped his baggs down and started wankin' in public?

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 06:34PM

He'd prolly get banned from participating in any forums...:rolleyes:

BTW - Suzy Snowflake ran off with Frosty the Snowman

What's the difference between a dollar and a damata?

Deki · 08-10-2009 06:39PM

Whatsa damata wif you? Ya never seen a dollah? (sorry:o:p)

9...Who has number 9?

loalae · 08-10-2009 06:41PM

Bingo!!!

How much is that doggie in the window?

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 06:44PM

The one with the waggly tail? Mama only gave me a nickel, but that was to buy a pickle!

Are there any women here?

loalae · 08-10-2009 06:50PM

Yeah, but only real ones.

Are there any real men?

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 06:55PM

Ah sure - follow the yellow brick road, now, will ye

Which way is up?

staker · 08-10-2009 09:20PM

Ask the forklift driver

Will inflation burst?

Deki · 08-10-2009 09:22PM

it better - don't want it to keep inflating

what is wisdom ?

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 09:26PM

An isomer of modsiw

Say - what ever happened to Julie?

loalae · 08-10-2009 10:21PM

She ran off to Iraq to raise goats.

Who was Julie?

staker · 14-10-2009 08:22PM

Shakin Stevens' illegal lovechild

Is this lift going up?

14-10-2009 08:44PM

yes! but the building it's in is going up quicker.

have you got a bent banana

joes girls · 14-10-2009 09:06PM

I wish!!

is it ok to say hello to sally???

staker · 14-10-2009 09:14PM

you can if i take the gag off:p

where's me jumpa?

joes girls · 14-10-2009 09:17PM

on the floor by my bed;)

who took my bottle of rum???

14-10-2009 09:29PM

captain morgan

why is your bed not made

Toasty113 · 14-10-2009 09:31PM

heres some bleach instead!

Wheres my innocence?

joes girls · 14-10-2009 09:31PM

cause staker is in it!

why is you looking??
@toasty, under my bed!

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