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  • #452
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Just to make you run!!!

    What am i waiting for???


  • #453
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not sure but when i gaze into the crystal ball you've wearing a secretive little smile

    Should I make a plan?


  • #454
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    No plan, no attack.
    No attack, no victory.


    Shouldn't 'typewriters' be called 'typeprinters'? (mine doesn't write)


  • #455
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    printers always break

    what if I whittle askew the wood?


  • #456
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    to whittle is to whoo

    how far is it to timbuktu?


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  • #457
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,874 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    then there no need for skews anymore

    how do i get rid of all the crap I own?


  • #458
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ex-lax?

    Why don't the politicians who knock on the door give me tablets and pencils anymore?


  • #459
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,874 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    political reasons

    wheres JG?


  • #460
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That's a very good question. I wish i had an answer.

    JG why has you forsaken us????!!!


  • #461
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,874 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    mmm cornflakes

    does thinking about stuff hard enough make it happen


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  • #462
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    always.


    What happened to the cowbell?


  • #463
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,874 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    it mooo-ved away

    do i have 8 or 10 fingers


  • #464
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I don't know- how big is your glass?

    Where are all the baby pigeons?


  • #465
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,874 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    in eggs

    will it rain tomorrow


  • #466
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes unless it's nice


    Why is the sky blue?


  • #467
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,874 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    because its a boy

    how many miles to tipperary?


  • #468
    unknown13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    about 27.55

    Why is there so many americas


  • #469
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    blue wavelength are shorter so splash across sky dust more than the other colors
    the particles in the sky re-radiate that blue

    when do we sleep?


  • #470
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Perchance to dream...

    How do we know for sure which is which-awake or sleeping-reality or dream?


  • #471
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    reality's the one that sucks

    which is taller, an igloo or wigwam?


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  • #472
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Depends on the heighth of the native who built it

    Why don't igloos melt when you get all that body heat inside?


  • #473
    loalae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Wigwam - it's pointy.

    Which is better - milk or berries?


  • #474
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    igloos only melt if you lick 'em

    yoghurt

    who's outside?


  • #475
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You mean that's not you?!

    Did I lock the front door?


  • #476
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    too late, they're in the attic,




    waiting


    will deks sleep tonight?


  • #477
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    definately not- but then you already knew that


    Will it snow before Thanksgiving?


  • #478
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    recessions are snow-proof


    Why didn't Mindy ever say "Nanoo Nanoo"?


  • #479
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    she just wasn't very friendly

    Whoose turn is it?


  • #480
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    the cow that has ringworm too


    where's the switch for the big orange light?


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  • #481
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Think I tossed it in the cupboard

    Am I psychic?


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