Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PFJSplitter

It 'goes missing' - still can't find the bloody place!


Why don't the headlines ever read: "5 persons found shot to LIFE!"

Deki

They don't want to encourage life


Does your breakfast cereal talk to you?

James T Kirk

It does! It says "Kill everyone... " in a really sinister voice. :eek:

How'd you know that?

Deki

I've been hearing the same I think it's a plot instrumented by the telepathic cereal killers
(ooh that's bad)

what's the weather like on the moon?

James T Kirk

Tis nice, actually. All moony and stuff. (So says Russell Brand anyways... )

Why oh why oh why?

Deki

just because because because

Why does beer foam up?

James T Kirk

Cus me likes to shake it like a chimp. :pac:

Why does beer taste horrible when you first try it, but delicious on subsequent occasions?

Deki

i don't know but about the time my lips get a little numb i can drink anything.

Who invented wine?

James T Kirk

Jeebus did. He did that water to wine trick! (Or was that Derren Brown?)

Do we actually exist?

Deki

I exist but sometimes I think i might have made everyone else up. Pinch yourself.

When people have "out of body experiences" what do the bodies do?

James T Kirk

They just wait till the owner comes back with the keys to start them back up.

Why am I typing this sentence right now?

Deki

because the mind meld didn't work.

What if one day it went up but never came back down?

James T Kirk

Dunno, but it sounds good.

If we banned the letter R from the alphabet, would pirates be all sad?

Deki

yes they would be sad. How would they greet each other?


What happens if I push this button?

joes girls

why yes they would, they could not go ARRRRR me matey, anymore!


Is a fairy godparent, really a fairy???

Matt Holck

only when the moon is bare

does a pendulum circle with the spin of the earth?

joes girls

No thats google earth your thinking about!


why do people love pirates???

Matt Holck

because they have no master


what steers a rocket?

beni

A screw Tail


Do Bald people get Dundruff?

Matt Holck

dry skin can happen anywhere

WHAT DID THE TOAD SAY?

James T Kirk

"Who took my stool?"

Why is me?

Matt Holck

everybody knows your name

Wouldn't you like to get away?

joes girls

Would love to:)

Where is i going???

James T Kirk

To Cheers' Bar

Where's Norm gone?

joes girls

To the other place, were no-one knows his name!


Will ted still be there???

Matt Holck

he got bumped by John Goodman

if I never existed, would everybody be better off?

joes girls

Eh .....why would we, im alot wiser from meeting you:)(or not)


who is mermaidman???

Neptunes little brother.

Why does the sun not shine in the shed.

joes girls

its home to the darkside!


Why are you in the shed???

Deki

I'm not in the shed there's spiders in that shed

Why do spiders drop down on their webs in front of your nose?