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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker has a cat grooming business called "Shaved Pussy'S"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭f3qh5g0z6vc7ob


    CDfm is terrified of pussies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has 4 middle names and has loose connections to the Dutch royal family.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    homah 777ft leapt from the county hall to shandon bells in one jump once, he sprained his ankle and had to get a taxi hme


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    once asked for directions to the english market


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah 7ft once went to the English Market but there were no English for sale and he was disappointed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    homah 777ft also answers to "Ron, as in RON JEREMY!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has a tattoo of his avatar on his left ear lobe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Drinks sour milk in front of his colleagues to look hard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Drives two cars at once. Also wrote a page of Bill Clinton's autobiography.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    wonders why the streets of cork are paved with stone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Is always on the lookout!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    kissed lots of princes to find her frog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is a big toad waiting for a kiss!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Coined the French phrase loosely translated into English as, 'My eyes can't hear you talk'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Homah coined the phrase "Yay another prostate exam, I hope you greased up that finger"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has read 15 phone number directories cover to cover.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    homah 7ft has had a specially commisioned nuclear-fallout helmet made, as he's aware his head will stick up overground in the likely event he has to retreat to an underground bunker due to nuclear-attack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    staker is stuck in the primary school, cos he can't werk out how many beans make five


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Colrow rides turnips for a livin.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    fago thought instead of ear candling, she try pussy candling, she set fire to her thatched cottage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow was arrested pulling the heads off all the Barbie Dolls at his local toyshop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    CDfm is from Offaly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Garda Diabhal Beag is in the news again. He arrested the parents who smacked a child for burning their house down in an effort to discourage him from torching the family car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm ruined a perfectly good chance of having a proper career by carving GIMP on his forehead so he could join the circus as one of the freaks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae's career as a Susan Boyle lookalike & impersonator has suffered a setback cos she cant sing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm was so desperate to replace Brian McFadden in Westlife that he dyed his hair blonde, put on 20lbs and even tried it on with Kerry Katona - he got a black eye for his troubles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    loalae is involved in a long term relationship with an Alligator.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Red Storm thinks that General Norman Scwarzkopf named his 1991 mission in the Gulf Operation Desert Storm after his brother.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thomas Ate-to-Ate is a connoisuer of the All You Can Eat Chinese Resterants in Essex and Thomas828 is the name of Ezine


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